A "medical treatment" dat a guy jokingly claims dat a gal needs, in order to supposedly justify his wanting to slap her butt.
Playfully spanking a chick's behind doesn't really appeal to me; I prefer to just savoringly pat and caress her smooth warm pliable "moon", and squeeze and knead it deeply in my hands --- no whackupuncture from me, thank you very much. And besides, if da cutie sees how careful and gentle I am wif her rear pair of fun-bubbles, she will likely then feel more willing and confident about allowing me to touch her much-more-delicate-and-sensitive-boobs, as well, since she'll be less concerned dat I'd be too rough wif dem.
by QuacksO February 08, 2023
What you'd likely become if you partook of da Enchantment Under Da Sea's party-libation after Biff Tannen spiked it with booze.
One popular theory about why George McFly had da courage to **punch** Biff Tannen (besides da fact dat Biff was molesting a girl whom George liked a lot) is dat George had unknowingly imbibed a measure of "liquid courage" from drinking **punch** dat Biff himself had whiskey-spiked, making George a trifle **punch-drunk** and thus partially bolstering his normally-wimpy nature and suppressing his conflict-avoidance inhibitions for a while.
by QuacksO August 13, 2019
What Lassie's Cockney caretaker should have had more of, so as not to get "sacked" by da Duke for being such an "utter nincompoop".
In hynesight, da Duke of Rudling should never have hired said "utter nincompoop" in da first place, given his inherent lack of learning from his past mistakes.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
Riding around in a Paris Yaris may not be very dignified or glorious, but it still gets you from Point A to Point B with little fuss, and costs tons less than a chauffeured limousine.
by QuacksO April 30, 2019
Dude #1: Tiffany cuddled naked in bed wif me and let me knead her butt-cheeks and play wif her boobs for half an hour in exchange for my changing her tire.
Dude #2: Wooooo-hooooooooo --- kewl kukumberz! Please let me know if she needs any help wif her computer, heh heh... hubba, hubba!
Dude #1: Will do, Buddy --- we cool dudes need to stick together, eh???
Dude #2: Wooooo-hooooooooo --- kewl kukumberz! Please let me know if she needs any help wif her computer, heh heh... hubba, hubba!
Dude #1: Will do, Buddy --- we cool dudes need to stick together, eh???
by QuacksO June 27, 2018
A natural "take-off" of the classic "no news" proverb, this saying refers to when you receive no response to a potentially-controversial or "explosive" message that you had trepidatiously sent to an individual or business/government establishment sometime earlier; the idea here is that if your missive's recipient actually was able to "swallow" or "digest" your message's content without "going ballistic" and hot-headedly sending either a seethingly-angry response or the cops your way, then this indicates that the ultra-careful/tactful word-choices that you'd employed when originally composing your message must have paid off --- the recipient's very lack of any response is actually a response in itself, in that he is indicating to you that your message did not excessively upset him.
In today's heatedly-temperish and highly-emotionally-charged business/social world, merely not stressing out someone with a somewhat-unusual/unorthodox statement/request is a major and "worthy" achievement that puts you "ahead of the curve" just by itself, and so you should count your lucky stars and give yourself a pat on the back for good English-communication skills if you actually receive a merely "neutral" reaction when sending someone a potentially-upsetting message --- no answer is good answer, I always say.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
A dilemma whereby someone has his nose outta joint and therefore doesn't wanna cooperate with whatever endeavor is presently being carried out.
I always make sure to thoroughly interview each and every one of da volunteers who are being considered for a task or expedition, to make sure dat none of them have any personal or political views dat might create a snituation during said undertaking.
by QuacksO July 13, 2023