QuacksO's definitions

oral exam

Refers to where a chick gives yer love-pipe a thorough "inspection" wif her lips and tongue (apparently not being satisfied with just looking at it and checking it out with her hands) to ensure dat it's to her liking prior to letting you put it between her legs.

Another benefit of giving a guy an oral exam is dat you can get him to expend his load right before you offer him your vagina, so dat he'll be freshly "pre-drained" and thus you can skip da yucky condom and gleefully savor da feel of his bare cock rubbing against yer love-tunnel, but won't hafta worry about him releasing any unexpected ejaculations inside of you and getting you pregnant.

by QuacksO November 23, 2025

insolation

Heat/abrasion-resistant barrier to protect you from da rude/disrespectful speech/attitude dat others direct at you.

One major piece of advice dat I received in human-interaction counseling was to develop a thicker layer of mental/emotional insolation so dat others' verbally-hurtful "barbs" wouldn't "penetrate" so deeply into my soul.

by QuacksO January 16, 2022

P.P.C.

Stands for "pleasant physical contact", such as when one or more blinky-eyed cuties obligingly slap yer hand wif their own soft warm palms as you walk by them, or when an attention-seeking toddler smilingly raises his/her arms to you in a "please pick me up for snuggles" gesture, and so you cradle him on your lap and savoringly share a few moments of contented cooing closeness before said pint-size jumps back down and happily patters off to play again.

Playing "pinkie-tips" (i.e., lightly pressing da pad of your little finger against that of your friend on your way past him) can be a good alternative to a high-five on a hot day --- you and your friend still get to enjoy a little P.P.C. without getting too "close 'n' personal" when your hands are all damp 'n' disgusting.

by QuacksO February 1, 2020

SIMbolic

Typical of cell phones with removable personal-data cards.

Cell phone unreliability is a rampant problem; it's especially SIMbolic of units with removable data-chips.

by QuacksO November 23, 2020

pre-screening

Refers to the act of glancing at the netting over your window/door to see how many flying bloodsuckers are landed on it before deciding whether or not to venture outside.

You'll want to always give "the great outdoors" a pre-screening before just mindlessly heading out the door, so that you don't get eaten alive once you're out there.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019

movie madness

That feeling of growing panic and insanity that one feels at times when he does not have access to any "compatible" video entertainment.

Girl (dejectedly scanning her new guy's bedroom bookshelf that's neatly stacked with row upon row of boxed DVD sets) Aw, c'mon, hunny... “the Back to the Future trilogy"... “The Bionic Woman, all three seasons"... "Jacques Cousteau, the Odyssey and Exploration series"... "Knight Rider, the complete series"... "MacGyver, the seven seasons and two films"... oh, my word --- "The Red Green Show, the complete FIFTEEN SEASON series"??? "The Six Million Dollar Man boxed set"???? And then you've got classic westerns, PBS documentaries, real-life mystery compilations, history of technology films... how's a girl supposed to be entertained around here??? You've got nuthin' but GUY movies!
Guy: (gently) Well, what do you expect, sweet cheex? I AM a guy, so naturally I would have collected male-oriented entertainment. I can see how you would feel a bit of movie madness, though, without any Mary-Kate 'n' Ashley or Hannah Montana programs to watch.

by QuacksO November 5, 2013

system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.

Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018