QuacksO's definitions
Describes how a spinster may either "score" wif a guy (i.e., "hit on" him to see if he finds her attractive/likeable, and then "hit da mark", as in, have him turn out to indeed be compatible enough wif her for them to get hitched), or "strike out" --- i.e., find him not to be da one for her --- and thus she will remain a "Miss" instead of a becoming "Mrs."
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
Get the hit or Missmug. A previously-agreed-upon meeting-spot where two or more music-lovers converge to either play or listen to Mozart's famous "Turkish March" melody.
If you "rondovous" wif a friend to hear a lady-pianist named Rhonda play one of Mozart's most-recognized works, would dat also be a "Rhondavous"?
by QuacksO December 1, 2021
Get the rondovousmug. Describes da "teed off" emotion dat Goldfinger felt after James Bond slickly "bunted" da game-win from him at da eleventh hour by secretly switching da golf balls during da final round.
Goldfinger had zero room to talk about his feeling "forelorn" at losing da game due to Double-Oh-Seven's sneakily switching da golf balls on him, in dat HE HIMSELF had been knowingly cheating, also, by having Odd Job hide extra golf balls in his pants-leg to surreptitiously drop onto da green in da event dat his boss lost a ball in da rough.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
Get the forelornmug. Da 200th anniversary of a momentous event in da life of da famous "Alice In Wonderland" illustrator.
Da bicentenniel of da birth of said well-known "subterranean world" fairy-tale's image-creator was in 2020.
by QuacksO December 1, 2024
Get the bicentennielmug. Da term "deaficit" can also sarcastically refer to da "degree of better" dat someone CAN hear as compared to how much those around him WISH he could --- i.e., they wish he was significantly MORE hard-of-hearing than he actually is, so dat they could put more over on him. Da infamous joke about da old fella wif his new hearing-aid --- who had changed his will several times due to his actually knowing what his young descendants were clandestinely saying about him behind his back --- comes to mind here as an excellent example!
by QuacksO December 23, 2023
Get the deaficitmug. Da highly-controversial mega-biz vestment-bank dat rakes in huge bags of honey-colored doubloons for its top honchos, but leaves millions of its "lower down on da corporate ladder" colleagues with empty pockets.
Some people think that the Golden Sacks Group is the greatest portfolio-management firm since sliced bread, but I view them as merely a bunch of greedy fat cats with big dollar-signs in their eyes.
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
Get the Golden Sacks Groupmug. The typically-accepted-as-equivalent "pleasure-reimbursement" that a guy and gal exchange in a particular everyday romantic "transaction".
Two examples of standard rewards:
(1) If a guy allows a visiting gal to use his shower, she lets him accompany her into the shower and dreamily canoodle with her under the warm waterfall.
(2) If a misty-eyed guy wants to give a buxom gal a naked chest-to-chest hug, he'll soothingly massage her back all during said extended deeply-squeezy snuggle-session. (A variation on this "contract" would be that if she lets him savoringly play with her boobs and fondle her butt, he'll massage whatever other body-parts that she requests him to soothe --- i.e., her feet, shoulder-blades, neck, etc. --- for a similar length of time as he pleasures his thirsting hands with her "choicest morsels".)
(1) If a guy allows a visiting gal to use his shower, she lets him accompany her into the shower and dreamily canoodle with her under the warm waterfall.
(2) If a misty-eyed guy wants to give a buxom gal a naked chest-to-chest hug, he'll soothingly massage her back all during said extended deeply-squeezy snuggle-session. (A variation on this "contract" would be that if she lets him savoringly play with her boobs and fondle her butt, he'll massage whatever other body-parts that she requests him to soothe --- i.e., her feet, shoulder-blades, neck, etc. --- for a similar length of time as he pleasures his thirsting hands with her "choicest morsels".)
by QuacksO July 4, 2018
Get the standard rewardmug.