If you are simultaneously lax about seeking a wage-earning position and not having much luck in "getting some", you might wanna get your lazy a** in gear and head to da employment office, as this might help you not be "between jobs" in BOTH senses of da term --- many chicks are only interested in motivated and financially-secure dudes.
by QuacksO August 14, 2024
A loud to-do over whether and/or how much powdered sodium-chloride is added to someone's food, and/or whether da person chooses menu-items dat contain this tasty-but-unhealthy-in-excess seasoning.
Anytime you have one or more health-food hippies at a dinner-table along with a number of just-ye-typical-diet-consuming folks, there's always a decided risk of saltercations.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
1. A medical center for rabbits and kangaroos.
2. A treatment-facility where they administer bitters for medicinal purposes.
2. A treatment-facility where they administer bitters for medicinal purposes.
A hopsital can also refer to a "hippie health foods" establishment where they get you to jump/leap around wildly in an effort to "cure what ails you" and/or otherwise improve your overall well-being. May or may not be effective, but hey --- who am I to say a word against highly-unorthodox procedures such as this? Far-more-oddball regimens have indeed been proven effective sometimes; in this case, though, I just can't help thinking that if said "patients" are actually fit and agile enough to go limberly bouncing about for extended periods, perhaps they are not really all that ill to begin with, and so they should just go back home and resume their normal lives "just as they are".
by QuacksO November 21, 2019
It's morning of Daytwona 500 --- my head's still whirling and my ears are still ringing from all of da noisy goings-on of da PREVIOUS 24 hours when they started this yearly shindig, and then here we go again for another huge helping of da same roaring insanity! Gotta love it.
by QuacksO August 01, 2021
Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
If Ben Cartwright's kidnappers had hauled off his towering middle son instead, they would not likely have been able to detain their hosstage for long --- said burly behemoth would likely have simply clobbered said outlaws to get away; he would not have had to resort to brain-power strategizing da way his less-tall-statured Paw had to do.
by QuacksO April 09, 2023
Da ability to understand and share the feelings of fellow humans with deminished ability to stand up for themselves.
We should all have at least some wimpathy for folks like Jon Arbuckle and George McFly; it's not their fault that they feel afraid to speak out or insist that they receive basic respect.
by QuacksO April 04, 2022