QuacksO's definitions

a.s.s.h.o.l.e.

Acronym for "Automatically Suspect Since He Obviously Lacks Empathy"; refers to any obnoxious/arrogant dude who just can't seem to be reasonable or considerate, and so nobody trusts him or gives him the benefit of the doubt in any social setting.

That new store manager is a total a.s.s.h.o.l.e., and so the staff is edgy and nervous as a result.

by QuacksO January 15, 2014

That's fine --- I love apples

What you smilingly reply when someone says, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".

Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.

by QuacksO March 10, 2021

sofisticated

Da quality of being expert wif yer knuckles.

Now dat handshakes are less common due to co-vid, people are getting more sofisticated at exchanging closed-hand bumps.

by QuacksO March 24, 2021

layatrill

Not to be confused with the vitamin B17, this alternative-medicine treatment involves a combination of extended periods of rest and listening to bird songs 24/7.

Layatrill is known to have many healing-benefits and zero dangers or side-effects, so I dunno why da FDA is so vigorously opposed to its use in the USA.

by QuacksO October 4, 2018

colon-pee

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.

My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!

by QuacksO November 25, 2016

A.K.A.-47

A "secondary" or "colloquial" term for the "weapon of choice" among soldiers and firearm-enthusiasts alike.

Some sportsman like to try out all these new-fandangled plastic/resin-bodied target-rifles, but I always prefer da good ol' A.K.A.-47 --- it's cheap, reliable, and easy to service and get parts for.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

Brontesaurus

A fiction-author whose writing is sooooo five minutes ago.

Jane Eyre is okay for old fogies, I suppose, but for da modern youth, it was written by a total Brontesaurus!

by QuacksO March 22, 2024