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poultergeist

What Chicken Little and her domesticated avian buddies would each have become if Foxy Loxy had succeeded in his carnivorous venture.
Da term "poultergeist" can also refer to da ghostly spirit of someone who had formerly worked with flocks of game-birds, and now goes around haunting da farmyard areas where he used to work. One has to wonder if perhaps he met his untimely demise due to his shady dealings during said care-taking employment, such as if he'd behaved like "a fox guarding a hen-house" in dat he'd been secretly snitching a few of da choicest members of his flocks to put on his own dinner-table!
by QuacksO March 16, 2022
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enginuity

On his YouTube channel, Ron Pratt and his father drive their Polaris 4X4 deep into the woods to retrieve a stuck rental-van. Ron's father uses a combination of the side-by-side's electric winch and simultaneously revving the quad's motor to spin the alternator faster and thus create more pulling-capacity for the winch --- that's real enginuity.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
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curtilage disorder

An illness dat results in your home and property's being in a somewhat-less-than-tidy condition.
Housekeeping is not my thing, so neighbors often point to my cluttered grounds and ask me if I have a curtilage disorder.
by QuacksO December 23, 2021
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reckoncile

To make peace wif someone regarding a belief or theory.
Sherlock Holmes and da detectives at Scotland Yard often differed in their analyses and conclusions of da facts in a case, but they could usually reckoncile enough to bring said legal conundrum to a successful resolution.
by QuacksO May 8, 2023
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Clue Clucks Clan

A super-secretive fanatical group dedicated to deciphering the subtle meanings of hen-talk.
The Clue Clucks Clan has been known to ceremoniously incinerate the -carcasses of deceased-merely-due-to-old-age hens, but they never sacrifices a live chicken, since they honestly believe that they need each and every one of their domesticated pheasants to listen to and supposedly obtain valuable insights/knowledge from.
by QuacksO May 29, 2018
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nominal embrace

Refers to a merely “in name only” type of hug that you give someone whom you do not actually have romantic/affectionate feelings toward, but are just “going through the motions” to be polite/agreeable.
There are various reasons why one might administer a nominal embrace; the most common situations might be (A) you are giving the other person a proxy hug as a favor for someone else, or (B) you are at a party, wedding, or other social gathering where “everyone is doing it” --- i.e., giving a hug --- to one or more “special” attendees, such as the hostess, "birthday boy/girl", the newlyweds, etc., or (C) the huggee is either mentally challenged and thus craves “cuddly attention” from everyone around him, or he is presently going through a rough time in his life, and thus he needs all the emotional support he can get.
by QuacksO August 24, 2018
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spawnsor

An individual or organization dat contributes funds for research/activities regarding egg-laying creatures.
Bears would not likely be very reliable/legitimate spawnsors regarding research of da salmon-run, since they would likely just EAT said tasty vulnerables rather than actually being interested in da study of them. :P
by QuacksO February 1, 2021
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