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friends with benefoots

Used to describe a warm-hearted acquaintance who allows you access to his "soles and cute ten" anytime you wish. Ideal for someone with a foot-fetish and frequent feelings of loneliness/depression, since giving a good friend a foot-rub can work wonders to cheer the person up (well, of course, it can often work both ways, also).
Being on a "friends with benefoots" relationship with someone is the perfect "happy medium" when you crave "closeness" with the other person, but at the same time you are trying to avoid doing anything that could likely cause concern to the person's family or other friends.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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swoopervisor

Someone who keeps an eye on how birds perform fancy aerial acrobatics.
Da term "swoopervisor" could also refer to a diligently-watchful activities-monitor who keeps a keen eye out for potential mishaps, and then "swoops in and saves da day" before much if any harm/distress befalls da individuals under his care.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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Garfunkel Says

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.
I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P
by QuacksO December 6, 2020
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Crusoefy

To majorly lampoon someone who claims to have experienced a long-term fight-for-survival experience.
Ethan Couch claimed to have suffered long-term "affluenza", but all dat his listeners did was to publicly Crusoefy him, since said affliction does not truly cause one any pain, distress, deprivation, etc.
by QuacksO June 25, 2023
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prussicution

Da one or more court officials tasked wif investigating and presenting condemning evidence in trials about deaths involving poison.
In da "Veiled Lodger", da Great Detective of Baker Street happily shows Watson da bottle of still-unused almond-scented liquid toxin dat had been sent to him by da tale's (fortunately still alive, thanks to Holmes's sympathetic kindness and counseling) leading lady, and implies dat there will therefore be no need for any prussicution in dat particular case.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
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bodettiquette

Da customary courtesy of leaving da light on when appropriate.
Checking to see if anyone is still in a room before snapping off da illumination-switch is basic bodettiquette.
by QuacksO July 11, 2025
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oardinance

A local rule regarding da sale and/or use of long-handled boat-paddles.
In da famous children's book, "Bert Dow, Deep-Water Man", it states dat Bert's make-and-break engine was so noisy dat whenever he was heading out into da bay in his jon-boat to fish for cod, everyone in da entire coastal area knew about it. Obviously there was no town oardinance regarding acceptable ways of propelling a boat out of da harbor!
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
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