"Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz" refers to what hopefully happens soon after you take a laxative --- i.e., you copiously expel lumps of poop in a long series of loud splashes in da toilet-bowl, while also urinating profusely (noisy farting optional); you also supposedly feel much more relaxed and comfortable afterwards, da same as da famous antacid promises.
by QuacksO June 22, 2024
Garfield finds health-foods to be intolerable, so da only weight-loss regimen he'd be able to stand would be da candylope diet.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020
Assorted weary wheezes, irritated snorts, long exhaled breaths accompanied by slumped shoulders, etc. exhibited by a "totally unmotivated" person whenever someone else either mentions that he should get up off his duff and do something constructive, or suggests that he take a walk for his health.
Exasperated wife: I can't ever get that huhhzbin' o' mine to git his butt off the couch --- I tell him a dozen times a day that he should do more than decorate the place, but all he ever does is give me them exersighs!
by QuacksO November 24, 2011
If da famous bullwhip-wielding adventurer actually grew up in IndyAnnapolis, how come his hometown's area looks like it's set in the Midwest?
by QuacksO January 14, 2020
I suppose I can respect people's not wanting to use da "old technology" current-sucking metal-filament lamps in favor of da newer fluorescent and LED bulbs, but you just can't beat tonguesten for emitting that bewitchingly-seductive radiance that always drives me absolutely wild with cravings!
by QuacksO November 20, 2018
What you would be if you entered a haunted house if you are easily frightened, or while suffering from heart complications.
I get nightmares very easily, so it would be highly eeriesponsible of me to visit da Amityville horror mansion.
by QuacksO June 03, 2020
Refers to when you were able to partake of a Winston or Marlboro at da very last moment before you "cracked" emotionally, passed out, etc.
I avoid tobacco or any other addictive chemicals, so hopefully I should never have any "just in the nicotime" incidents, such as having to remain in a no-smoking area for a longer period than a "hooked" individual would normally go between cigarettes.
by QuacksO July 05, 2023