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immodusty

Flaunting of da fact dat you haven't vacuumed in a while.
There may indeed not be any laws against immodusty, but do you really think dat other folks would actually wanna see dat you aren't exactly da best housekeeper???
by QuacksO November 11, 2024
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dyenamite

"Explosive" coloring-design on fabric or hair.
Da crazy "spiky-'n'-tinted" look dat punk-teenagers sometimes choose for their salon-styling often makes it appear like a stick of dyenamite went off on top of their heads!
by QuacksO March 31, 2025
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sirtification

Paperwork and/or other documentation that establishes and/or proves your male gender.
Sirtification is often fairly easy to give, since most any guy's "identifying junk" gets much bigger when he is excited, and so all you hafta do would be to bring a cute naked lady into his general vicinity to easily determine whether he's really a dude or not. "Ma'ammification", on the other hand, can be considerably tougher to reliably obtain, since a gal's boobs do not become noticeably larger when she is sexually aroused, and so a fairly "flat-chested" female might not look all that "womanly" distinctive, especially since many guys also possess very noticeable "man boobs" due to hormonal mess-ups, and so the two sets of organs may not really look all that different from each other.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
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fartilize

A.k.a. "poopsie-oppsie". Refers to where you thought you were just gonna pass "HEET" --- i.e., "dry gas" --- but instead included some organic crop-nutrients in da bargain.
Horses are known to frequently fartilize their surroundings, due to both their high-fiber diet, and their not knowing about basic etiquette.
by QuacksO April 18, 2021
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pressedent

Refers to how a certain group of people have been pushing buttons or ironing clothes for a long time.
They say dat da floor-number pushbuttons in public elevators are typically even more septic than da surfaces of public toilet-seats, so you may not wanna follow da pressedent of just mindlessly jabbing said back-lighted discs wif your bare fingertips --- use your elbow instead. Da irrational and paranoid OCD-sufferer Howard Hughes would be nodding his head here... too bad dat those little pump-bottles of hand-sanitizer dat we see everywhere today weren't so abundantly-available back then, or da germophobic billionaire might not have been in such a microbe-fearing tizzy all da time.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
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technickel difficulties

When da stupid coin-operated machine malfunctions.
Simply pounding on da "insert 5¢" mechanism can sometimes solve technickel difficulties.
by QuacksO July 30, 2024
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suavereign

A crowned head of state who conducts his daily duties in a dignified and soft-spoken manner.
Since he had so many wives to judge his character, let's hope dat King Solomon was able to be a likeable suavereign who showed restraint and refinement in all his behavior.
by QuacksO May 25, 2021
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