Where you temporarily delay blowing your top till either a more "appropriate" or "acceptable" time, or till you find out more facts/details about the matter, just in case your initial fumingly-heated reactions/emotions were not warranted after all.
My parts did not come in at the hardware store on the promised day, but I was glad that I pissedponed my outburst until the next day or two, since I later found out that there had been widespread flooding on part of the mid-western interstate system, and so the delivery could not have been made on the scheduled day, anyway.
by QuacksO April 20, 2019
Da group of lazy/careless/incompetent "ntwts" who foot-draggingly create safety standards and recommendations, usually only after one or more huge safety-scandals, like da Titanic or Tenerife disasters.
If da NTSWTSA were doing a better job of maintaining and improving safety in da word's industrial and transportation systems, far fewer huge human-error-based catastrophes would likely have occurred.
by QuacksO August 18, 2023
A memento dat you save to reminiscingly remind you of a successful court-battle dat you were involved in sometime in da past.
If you saw all of da pathetic and arrogance-themed suevenirs dat many crooked lawyers accumulate over da years of practicing (or should I say, "mangling") law, you would be totally sickened and disgusted.
by QuacksO March 17, 2020
A verbal and/or physical dust-up due to either someone's displeasure at da tailoring adjustments of a prized garment, or someone's decidedly NOT "holding his peace" at a wedding.
A bridal shop should pay due diligence during gown-preparations, to hopefully avoid any ALTERcations stemming from one or more wardrobe malfunctions during a "big day" ceremony.
by QuacksO February 02, 2023
I try not to be judgmental of my fellow humans based on economic or social status, plus I always root for da underdog, and so I find research of cullture to be a fascinating study.
by QuacksO April 26, 2021
Tricked into thinking you’re getting real bamboo when it’s actually just some cheap crappy imitation (think, using dried marsh-grass blades or cattail leaves for creating a basket, lamp-shade, or mat/curtain, instead of da genuine natural-plastic woven slats).
I hired a fly-by-night landscaper to plant a “tubular grass” fringe around my house, but the lyin’ shyster just stuck in a weedy thicket of Japanese knotweed --- I got seriously bamboo-zled on THAT deal!
by QuacksO September 03, 2018
Da fox guarding da henhouse (duh), pulling off da perfect heist unrivaled by any crime in da past hundred years.
Maybe it is indeed true dat "da butler did it", but in order to pull off said "crime of the sentry", said suave ironed-coat-and-starched-tails lackey would have needed help from da front-gate watchman, as well.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024