QuacksO's definitions

intarresting

What viewers of "cops on the beat" reality shows find seeing said men in blue slap da cuffs on people.

Somehow, I experience zero orgasm from watching a cop "fix da derbies"; I fail to see what's so intarresting about it.

by QuacksO March 8, 2023

VINdicate

To prove your innocence of an auto-related crime through the vehicle identification number of said auto-bubble.

An officer pulled me over to ask if my car had been involved in a raucous tire-squealing incident the day before, but once he checked my registration-form, I was totally VINdicated.

by QuacksO November 17, 2020

subterfugue

A musical composition intended to distract its listeners into not observing hanky-panky going on somewhere else.

In the musical "Chicago", Billy Flynn recommends using a subterfugue ("How can they hear the truth above the roar?") to trick jurors into erroneously viewing the defendant as being a fragile victim of circumstance, rather than just a simple criminal-minded murderer.

by QuacksO March 2, 2019

Loueasyana

Da bright-'n'-balmy southern state where da girls tend to be extra "willing".

Juss 'cuz da chicks from Loueasyana are largely of a "looser" mindset doesn't necessarily mean dat they'll be any "cheaper" --- sure, it may indeed often be simpler and quicker to get in their panties, but they may still wanna be totally "wined 'n' dined" before they'll spread their pretty tanned legs for you!

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

girl on furlough

Refers to a chick's boob that you're temporarily "liberated" from her upper-body garment (i.e., you reached into the lady's collar-opening and hauled out one of her "girls") so that you could play with it bare and suck on her nipple for a moment before "putting it back into its jail cell".

Lots of buxom gals are more than willing to let you perform a "girl on furlough" maneuver; out of consideration and respect for her, though, be sure to (1) be very gentle with her chest-pillows, and (2) always take the time and effort to properly "tuck The Girls back inside" --- i.e., neatly re-arrange the girl's blouse, tank top, bra, etc. to return everything to how it had been before you started playing around with her chest, so that the boob-sharing chick will feel secured and comfy again after you've had your fun.

by QuacksO September 6, 2020

Indokneesia

An eastern-hemisphere region north of Australia where da inhabitants have impressive/attractive leg-joints.

In addition to savoringly holding hands wif pretty girls and giving them long soothing foot-rubz , I love massaging their delectable thighs and calves, so maybe I should try visiting Indokneesia and check out da native-chicks' extra-shapely lower extremities.

by QuacksO January 13, 2025

cariboo

A spooky-looking large antlered mammal that comes out on Halloween to scare people.

I always carry a rifle on Halloween night if I hafta venture outdoors; it's unloaded so that I won't get in trouble with local authorities for animal-jacking, but of course any roaming cariboo don't know that, so they are hesitant to show themselves and try any of their creepy shenanigans on me.

by QuacksO June 1, 2019