QuacksO's definitions

sirmise

What male chauvinists arrogantly do when deciding how da fairer gender should treat them, and vice-versa.

I think dat female humans are da greatest thing on Earth, so I would never sirmise to feel or act superior to them.

by QuacksO February 23, 2021

majestrate

A monarch or other supreme ruler who also hears court cases.

High-'n'-mighty jerks of royalty like King Fink and Prince John were notorious majestrates, as well, and their unfair, self-serving, and heavy-handed decisions caused wide-spread unrest and resentment among their subjects.

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

gone with the wind

The status of your sensitive-nosed companions after you fart.

If you love stewed cabbage and baked beans, using an activated-charcoal seat-cushion can better your chances that your visiting buddies will not "be gone with the wind" partway through your meal.

by QuacksO September 14, 2020

oarigin

Da time/place where boat-paddles first emerged over da course of history.

Seeing as how floating vessels date back to da earliest known human-population eras, da oarigin of manually propelling them would likely have occurred at a comparably super-ancient time as said buoyant contraptions themselves appeared.

by QuacksO November 21, 2024

Vin Da Boner

The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".

Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

astrawlogy

Psychic/fortune-telling bullcrap dat's supposedly drawn from da particulars of how and where you stacked da cows' "square meals" in da hay-loft.

I tried to do an astrawlogy-reading for someone based on da unique pattern of da scattered white-plastic-wrapped "cattle-marshmallows" in da nearby alfalfa-field, only to then find out dat said bales weren't even on da guy's own property, but a neighboring one. What a humiliating disappointment!

by QuacksO December 22, 2021

required reading

Just another bu**s**t compulsory activity (like in-depth studying of history or science or chemistry) in school dat usually just wastes your time/energy/patience and very seldom has any use in future life or employment.

I imagine that "required reading" has often significantly contributed to childhood dissatisfaction and lack of bonding among siblings, since many a youngster has had to sadly play by himself because Big Bro/Sis had to study books instead of paying attention to said toddler.

by QuacksO July 25, 2019