What a grade-school student says in order to decline to do something that might likely get him in Dutch with the dreaded "men in the upstairs office", whether or not he himself actually feels morally repulsed by said request.
Telling someone that, "It's against my principals" can indeed be highly effective at getting said individual to quit pressuring you to misbehave; just be aware that some students and/or teachers may have "ins" with said powerful heads of the school, and so mentioning about them might not instill adequate concern in said bully to cause him/her to back off.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
Get the It's against my principalsmug. Our new kitten loves to lie in wait and then pounce on any unsuspecting family-member who walks by; we've clipped his claws and so he never actually harms us, but it still gives everyone mild sprangxiety due to our never knowing what hiding-place he's gonna unexpectedly rocket out from next.
by QuacksO February 11, 2023
Get the sprangxietymug. Someone who makes a detailed history-study of da human race, and then publishes his findings dat are laced with regretful remarks and penitent statements regarding our deplorable behavior over da past millennia.
Da Bible seems to gloss over --- and even sometimes glorify --- accounts of horrendous violence and debauchery; what we need to do is find a good anthrapologist to carefully go through it and re-work its text to show how disgracefully da described characters truly acted, express how sorry he is about said wanton misbehavior, and lay out specific advisories about da drastically different ways dat modern readers should perform in order to "be better than dat".
by QuacksO January 9, 2023
Get the anthrapologistmug. Refers to just-minuscule reimbursements/favors here and there dat a chick allows you for your help, and without her even giving you any a** in da bargain.
I agree dat a girl's body is her own, but if she doesn't reimburse you adequately --- or at all --- for requested help and also refuses to spread her legs for you, then it does indeed seem like a "bottomless pittance" deal to me.
by QuacksO October 7, 2024
Get the bottomless pittancemug. An assortment of inspections and tests that a pediatrician and/or child psychologist performs on a toddler during the time when he's just learning to talk, in order to determine the likelihood that he will develop a "potty mouth".
A precursery examination is all well and good, but I think that a physician should also check on how the child's PARENTS AND SIBLINGS "behave themselves" verbally, as well --- whether or not THEY exhibit a perpetually "salty" vocabulary is often a much-better indication of whether Little Junior is going to begin acquiring a "colorful" vocabulary than the results of any physical/medical tests!
by QuacksO November 26, 2018
Get the precursery examinationmug. If da Obi-chon Hardware chain had stocked spare spaceship parts, maybe da Reisistance members wouldn't have had to stop for replacement parts at da shady salvage yard.
by QuacksO June 30, 2023
Get the Obi-chon Hardwaremug. Some people are such awful composers dat they would almost feel da need to become fugueitives when audiences heard their horridly-unpleasing orchestral creations; usually, though, said concerns would be unfounded, since da general public isn't actually gonna attack someone merely because they don't care for his music.
by QuacksO November 16, 2023
Get the fugueitivemug.