QuacksO's definitions
Different people have different deafinitions of hearing-loss... some unfortunates actually cannot hear anything at all, while others have a unique "selective" ear-disorder that only prevents them from hearing anything that's less-than-desirable (i.e., "The lawn needs mowing" or "It's you turn to do the dishes tonight"), but they can hear "welcome" remarks (i.e., "Dinner's ready" or "Let's have sex") perfectly fine.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
Get the deafinitionmug. Refers to a uniquely-uncomfortable feeling that one gets from discussing an extinct bird which humans were responsible for wiping out due to over-hunting.
When big-biz dudes try to tell us about how environmentally responsible they are, I ask them about extinct bird and animal species that they and their kind are responsible for wiping out; it always creates an aukward situation for them.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
Get the aukwardmug. A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.
I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
Get the mattress-magnetismmug. A computerized mechanical enclosure for training stewardesses on how to give handjobs or perform fellatio on hot-in-da-crotch male passengers during "mile high club" flights.
There is usually no end of eager-stud volunteers to be airline-attendant "instructors" in da flight stimulator!
by QuacksO December 13, 2024
Get the flight stimulatormug. A huge hulk of an Italian dictator whose sheer height and mass intimidated his subjects into complying with his unreasonable directives.
As big and heavy as Mooselini was, it may have hindered him from moving around very fast or frequently, and so perhaps he needed a number of slighter-figured henchmen to scurry about the land and enforce his oppressive rules.
by QuacksO November 21, 2022
Get the Mooselinimug. A "strictly-by-da-book" bible-thumper who either uses salty language to accentuate his preaching, or claims dat you will suffer total "fire 'n' brimstone" at da hands of Da Great One if you don't follow His word to da letter.
If being or following a fundamnentalist means aggravating fellow humans about my supposed religious beliefs and/or breaking my staunchly-practiced "no potty-mouth" principle, I reckon "Ell Passo" on dat, thank you very much! :P
by QuacksO January 29, 2023
Get the fundamnentalistmug. An exotic metal commonly utilized to alloy with parentium to form a stronger bond between da latter and its "isotopes" (i.e., offspring).
Auntimony may indeed provide supplementary melding of familial relationships, but "auntimoney" can work even greater wonders to keep da pint-sized "isotopes" happy and "connected"; da only problem is dat said undeserved addition of "precious metal" (i.e., gold or silver, which is symbolic of cash) may actually cause a REDUCED "bond" between said little ones and their parentium, since said "base-metal" may then appear stingy and spartan when its more-moderate level of giving is compared to said adult-sisterly contributions!
by QuacksO January 29, 2022
Get the auntimonymug.