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stunographer

A dictation-typist who absolutely flabbergasts others with his/her transcribing accuracy, speed, etc.
Stella Pajunas-Garnand set the world record for typing speed at 216 words per minute in 1946. I wonder if she'd have been a total stunographer, as well?
by QuacksO February 26, 2025
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Calmunist

A non-capitalism-supporting person who believes in living a quiet peaceful existence.
Russia is in a temperish uproar right now, so I dunno how they can call themselves "Calmunists".
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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optical delusion

Something that is merely for show or aesthetic/cosmetic purposes only --- it simply makes something APPEAR better or more attractive, but it does not actually add to the strength/quality/usefulness of the person or object.
Excellent examples of optical delusion are paint, Bondo, fancy costumes, plastic surgery, etc... they may make something or someone LOOK really nice on the outside, but the cosmetically-altered subject is still the same decrepit undesirable underneath.
by QuacksO August 27, 2017
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darkontologist

Dinosaur skeletons tend to be kinda light-colored, and are studied by a PALEontologist. So would a darkontologist be interested in da Dark Ages?
by QuacksO April 15, 2022
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cerebral paisley

Refers to the lovely delicate random-swirly patterns created by the natural structural-formations of the brain.
Every mammal has a unique cerebral paisley pattern that is all his own --- no two brains are exactly alike.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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sirveillance

Da act of keeping an eye on one or more male humans.
Tammy Wynette famously advocated "standing by your man" --- does dat include da lady's conducting sirveillance to see if her man is also faithfully "standing by" her, or if he's secretly "getting a little on da side"??
by QuacksO January 11, 2023
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tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.
Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??
by QuacksO April 2, 2020
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