incomepetence

An inability to knowledgeably/effectively/responsibly manage earned assets, plan and maintain a budget, save/invest for the future, etc.
Due to his whiny-a** "affluenza" issues, Ethan Couch showed gross financial incomepetence by squandering money, misbehaving in catastrophically-irresponsible ways which resulted in voluminous legal-expenses for his parents, etc.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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Duetoronomy

Da "fire 'n' brimstone" Hebrew-text bu**s**t regarding debt-collection dat Shylock was going by.
"Da "Merchant of Venice" play shows da extreme dangers of obsessively following da teachings of Duetoronomy --- DUE TO da infamous Venecian Torah-thumping money-lender's greed and selfishly-wicked mindset regarding those unfortunate souls from whom large sums were DUE TO him, he never considered what his evil policies might DO TO said indigent individuals!
by QuacksO November 20, 2024
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dentity

Da invisible "ghost being" (every visible mortal around you is swearing up and down, "Wasn't me!" "Don't look at me!") who "scuffed your vehicle", as Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane would say.
Nobody is claiming responsibility for my stove-in fender dat occurred while I was parked in da WalMart lot; I guess it mustah been a non-physical "dentity" what did it, then.
by QuacksO December 01, 2023
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squawbble

A minor/petty argument among two or more Native-American women.
Native chiefs would smoke a communal peace-pipe of emotions-calming herbs and minerals to put them more in the mood to peacefully negotiate; why didn't their women do that, as well, so that they, too, could avoid so many petty squawbbles???
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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cussino

A gambling-joint where an awful lot of "adjectives" are heard among the clientele.
I wouldn't take a youngster to any type of betting-joint to begin with, but I would sure-as-shootin' never let him anywhere near a cussino, since that would be TWO bad habits that he'd be exposed to!
by QuacksO March 20, 2019
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cannabils

People who eat each other while high on marijuana.
Now that medical pot has been legalized, I am a bit extra wary when I venture out in public for fear of cannabils; I keep an eye out for anyone who might be giving me a "lean and hungry" look.
by QuacksO February 08, 2019
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Cadillack

A luxury-car brand of four-wheeler, but not quite up to actual luxury-car styling or performance. Da infamous Cimarron comes to mind.
Some fancy-schmancy land-yachts were indeed really nice, but others were decidedly "Cadillacking" in one way or another.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
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