pump-handle

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.
Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!
by QuacksO December 19, 2016
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abnormelody

A catchy tune dat you wouldn't expect to hear at a certain time, setting, etc.
Boomboxes are forbidden in church because da preacher, organist, and choir director do not wish to have an abnormelody's being shockingly/irreverently blasted during da sermon or hymn-singing/playing.
by QuacksO May 26, 2023
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pramifications

What a horny stud from Merry Olde England will likely face if he frequently has unprotected sex with a female of child-bearing age.
It's well known dat both Prince Charles and Lady Diana "got some cheesecake on da side", but I'm not sure if there were any pramifications --- i.e., da pitter-patter of little feet --- as a result of said philanderings.
by QuacksO March 8, 2021
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L. BJ

Da infamous "possibly involved in da assassination of J.F.K." (another commander-in-chief who was also identified with three initials!) prez with a larger-than-average hoo-haw, and so lots of chicks might have wanted to give him fellatio.
I hear dat Bill Clinton wasn't particularly well-endowed between his legs, so perhaps he envied L. BJ, both for how "hung like a horse" he was, and da number of ladies whom he got to spread their legs for him.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
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perfunktory

Describes an alternative-music concert dat doesn't really "deliver".
I was hoping for a really great people-of-color-themed live-band bash last weekend, but it was actually quite perfunktory in my opinion.
by QuacksO April 6, 2024
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sucseeded

Triumphed in planting a crop, impregnated a female, etc.
There are two different types of outcomes associated wif a guy's "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" wif a lady... either he "succeeded" --- i.e., "got lucky" wif her --- or he "sucseeded", as in, not only did he get her to spread her legs for him, but he also caused her to ovulate. This latter condition can also feel like two totally different things depending on whether or not da couple had actually been wanting/intending to make a baby --- if they were, then it would indeed feel like a "success", but if said birth was merely an "accident", then the two lovers might consider said occurrence to be more like a failure, in dat they didn't "get away with" their delightful roll in da hay.
by QuacksO April 27, 2022
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ryorgasm

Getting off while using or repairing a Top-O-Matic cigarette-loading machine.
Da odor of tobacco disgusts me, so there would be no way in da world dat operating or servicing a smokes-loading gadget would give me a ryorgasm.
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
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