The most pathetic lazy-a** excuse to not git up off yer butt and help your young son to do something,. like any self-respecting parent should do.
Employing the pathetic and abusive "he has to learn" method is not only unkind and wasteful of time and your little one's patience (plus its true effectiveness has never been proven), but it can also be downright dangerous in at least four ways --- the child may likely injure himself in his attempts to "do it right", he may get "artificially" discouraged about trying to do the task since he is not succeeding (it could also cause him to prematurely “give up” in his overall approach to problem-solving in general, and so he will not adequately perseverance with anything new/difficult in his future life), he will begin to hate you for not helping him and for allowing him to become so frustrated (especially if the task was a fairly simple one where just one or two minor “guidings” would have shown him how to do it), and he may behave more spitefully --- or even violently --- with you sometime in the future if "push comes to shove" and he actually has a choice of actions that could severely affect you physically/financially, such as defending your safety or managing/dividing your assets.
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
Get the he has to learnmug. Lots of inexpensive sports-trophies are available on eBay, so conceivably you could still have a tournament ornament to display on yer bookcase even if your team didn't actually win.
by QuacksO March 1, 2023
Get the tournament ornamentmug. Da eyerolling-disgust-inducing difference between da level/type of anger dat you expected a particular situation to produce, and what temperish results --- or absence thereof, if you're lucky --- actually occurred.
A classic case of ireny would be in "To Kill A Mockingbird", where da scared-and-hungry Dill went to all da agonized/trepidatious effort to secretly enter da Finch's house and hide under Scout's bed for an extended period while tummy-rumblingly listening to Scout's family happily partaking of their supper, only to then have "big and scary" Atticus not even look mildly upset when Dill finally showed himself, and then be generously plied with leftovers, given a hot bath, and finally be permitted to happily climb in beside his dream-girl (Scout herself) in her bed for some blessed sleep.
by QuacksO July 31, 2025
Get the irenymug. Refers to the various "levels" or "degrees" of "milk" (sexual intercourse) that are below the actual "full-fat" kind (hot 'n' heavy copulation with totally bare genitals). These include:
2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),
1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),
Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy --- often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock --- as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs), and
Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind).
2% milk (where the girl manually/orally "releases the pressure" right beforehand, so that the eager stud will be "freshly emptied" and thus won't be able to cum again for at least a few minutes, and so the girl can safely let him insert his bare cock and thrust inside of her for a while without spurting),
1% milk (where the chick still allows the guy to enter her but insists on his using protection),
Fat-free milk (where the cutie just gives the guy a blowjob or handjob. "Fat-free" milk may often be what is administered by a sympathetic-hearted chick to a second guy --- often while she is simultaneously riding her boyfriend's cock --- as a "cheer-up/courtesy gesture" so that said male bystander won't feel so "left out"; the girl takes pity on the partner-less dude and uses her lips and/or hands to pleasure his cock and let him "vent his pent-up emotions", without actually "giving him any cream" allowing him access between her legs), and
Powdered milk (where the gal lets the guy undress her and caress her all over with his hands and lips, and cuddles naked in bed with him, but does not "pleasure" him orally/manually or permit sexual intercourse of any kind).
Three even-more-austere examples of "less-than-whole cow-juice" are:
Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her),
Whey (where the gal allows lots of hugs and kisses, but does not let the guy touch her intimately, and
Plain water (where the gal lets the guy hold hands with her and maybe shares an occasional hug with him, but declines the more "lovey-dovey " gestures).
Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
Curds and whey (where the gal lets the guy feel her up, but does not let him undress her),
Whey (where the gal allows lots of hugs and kisses, but does not let the guy touch her intimately, and
Plain water (where the gal lets the guy hold hands with her and maybe shares an occasional hug with him, but declines the more "lovey-dovey " gestures).
Horny guy: I love my new girlfriend --- nice personality, hot bod, great cook, and so on. I just wish she would let me truly "go all the way", but she only allows me reduced-fat milk --- makes me wear a rubber if I wanna "do it" between her legs!
by QuacksO June 29, 2023
Get the reduced-fat milkmug. Now dat da general public has largely switched to DVDs, I wonder if da folks in MonteVideo will start making shiny lacquer discs for recording movies onto, rather than magnetic cassettes?
by QuacksO September 10, 2019
Get the MonteVideomug. A much more streamlined and elegant "further adventures" film dat's produced subsequent to da "crude 'n' clunky" original movie.
Often a studio's attempt to continue da storyline of a cinematic hit has a mediocre reception at da box-office, but once in a while they manage to churn out a real sleekquel.
by QuacksO July 12, 2024
Get the sleekquelmug. A shameless high-pressure verbal strategy used by a fake/insincere Bible-blabber merely in an attempt to manipulate others into doing what he wants, convert to his faith and/or join his church, etc.; said strategy involves speaking vehemently about "The Great J.C." and how He met His untimely demise.
A local druggie tried to cross-reference me into trying some of his crap --- claiming it was "divine matter from The Holy Spirit Himself" --- but I just shruggingly waved him off.
by QuacksO May 8, 2019
Get the cross-referencemug.