bale bondsman

A hay-farmer's assistant who wraps securing-twine around bricks/rolls of dried alfalfa as they are made.
Now that machinery gathers and processes hay in one single operation, the job of the bale bondsman is largely a thing of the past.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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inkonsistency

A gap in da flow of pen-pigment when writing or drawing.
You should avoid having dirty/greasy hands when taking notes, or you may encounter inkonsistency in how/whether your scribbled text actually appears on da paper.
by QuacksO December 21, 2023
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heretage

Refers to a long history of your family's being shockingly non-conformist.
Da American culture has quite an extensive heretage, starting wif da Pilgrims on da Mayflower.
by QuacksO June 29, 2021
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Elderhostile

(1) A nationwide travel-oriented organization dat caters to younger and middle-aged folks, but is decidedly discourteous and unwelcoming towards senior citizens.
(2) Da status of being unfriendly or disrespectful towards your more-aged relatives or acquaintances.
In an old "Peanuts" cartoon, Lucy van Pelt angrily accuses Snoopy of being "elderhostile" by his frolicking light-heartedly about in the sunny weather, despite the fact that Lucy's great-grandmother had always said that, "If you're too happy today, something bad will happen to you tomorrow". When Snoopy ignores Lucy's dour remark and continues skipping enthusiastically around the yard, Lucy blows her stack and demands harshly, "Are you trying to make a fool out of my great-grandmother?!"
by QuacksO May 24, 2021
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colonel of truth

What a falsely/unfairly-accused serviceman hopes will be presented at his court-martial.
In da famous movie "A Few Good Men", it was very difficult for da leading man to extract da vital "colonel of truth" from da obstinate and self-aggrandizing top-brass military figure played by Jack Nicholson.
by QuacksO June 04, 2021
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philossophy

Beliefs and mindsets regarding da concept of coming up short.
Al Gore may indeed have gotten cheated out of da Y2K presidential election, so I would seriously question da assorted derisive "Sore Loserman" philossophy-ramblings dat many people copiously voiced regarding said outspoken Democrat's less-than-delighted reactions to not winning.
by QuacksO March 28, 2022
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hipnosis

Da act of putting someone in a trance by having them view attractive upper-leg-joint areas on humans.
Many people are enraptured by da sight of people's posteriors, so if looking at the sides of their upper legs is actually what floats yer boat, then all da more power to ya --- I suppose dat hipnosis is indeed a healthier form of eye-candy therapy.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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