Since Warren Demesme asked for a "lawyer dog" while he was in police custody, perhaps he would have instead asked for the services of an ambassetor if he'd been being interrogated by a foreign government.
by QuacksO August 24, 2024
(1) Someone who enthusiastically advocates for slow-moving floppy-eared hounds.
(2) A canine spokesperson --- er, spokesDOG --- for a certain group, cause, region, etc.
(2) A canine spokesperson --- er, spokesDOG --- for a certain group, cause, region, etc.
Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane was a top ambassetor, especially seeing as how his own pet, Flash, was such an animal; he loved "Velvet Ears" in any case, even if she wasn't exactly da most limber --- or even da most motivated --- colleague.
by QuacksO December 15, 2023
Carrying around a sketchbook and claiming to be artitstic can be a great way to get a gal to show you her boobs. :P
by QuacksO June 18, 2024
A dumb-a** parental excuse to supposedly alleviate concerns and/or resentment regarding a juvenile delinquent who causes disruption and distress to those around him.
Like many of da parents and guardians of "spoiled rich kid" individuals, accompanying grownups no doubt tried to assure fellow humans who were shocked and outraged after witnessing Tronald Dump's acting out as a child dat "it's just a faze he's going through", but we can see dat is his case, said obnoxious tendencies never did get significantly better; if anything, in fact, he's actually become much WORSE in many ways.
by QuacksO December 23, 2022
What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.
by QuacksO September 16, 2018
A super-impressive slap-upside-da-head.
by QuacksO July 11, 2023
With all da weird 'n' wacky hairdos dat young punks indulge in these days, it would take a much bigger/thicker memo-book to serve as a dyeary for one of them than just a standard two-inch-thick half-page-size writing-pad dat most people would use for recording their daily adventures.
by QuacksO June 17, 2021