synonihm

A creatively-alternative word-choice for more-diplomatically opining dat someone needs to check himself into da loony bin.

Seinfeld and his buddies spent an entire half-hour show merely trying to avoid determining whether Lloyd Braun is still crazy, when they could just have used a synonihm or two and thus probably saved Lloyd's feelings.

by QuacksO March 22, 2024

saulannoyed

Da hot-headed emotional-status of seething jealousy and resentment dat da infamous young Bible-character wif a fiery temper felt on many occasions; his unprovoked/unwarranted rage was so profound and intense dat it even caused him to viciously pursue and throw spears at those he was envious of.

I wonder if da reason dat da dude who was always so saulannoyed hadda eventually change his name to Paul was dat he needed to hide from da authorities who were after him for his murderous attempts on others' lives?

by QuacksO January 24, 2019

Brawntosaurus

A long-necked herbivorous dinosaur dat did indeed "grow up to be big and strong from eating its vegetables".

Da Brawntosaurus may indeed be a seemingly-impressive roll-model for parents to cite when trying to get their sweet-tooth-oriented toddlers to gag down their peas and carrots, but I hear dat said ancient giraffe-statured vegetation-chomping lizard may actually have never existed, so perhaps it's less of a mystery why mentioning said chlorophyll-loving-and-therefore-muscle-bound leviathan is often so ineffective at convincing little ones to voraciously chow down on their salad.

by QuacksO February 19, 2020

bridle shower

A party whereby people give ya gifts to help wif caring fer yer newly-acquired horse.

If yer in doubt about what to bring to a bridle shower, gift-certificates to da local feed-store are always appreciated.

by QuacksO February 23, 2021

leopardosy

An illness dat caused sufferers to get black spots all over their skin.

If you're of African descent or get a dark enough suntan, you might be able to hide your leopardosy spots fairly well.

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

Vegas nerve

Da sensory-conduit in da brain dat prompts you to play da slots.

I never gamble, so any time I experience tingling in my Vegas nerve, I just go sit on da beach and relax a while till da "urge to splurge" subsides.

by QuacksO November 27, 2019

hexpert

Someone who fancies himself an authority on black magic and voodoo.

A hexpert can also mean someone who is really good at using standard-cinfigured bolts and nuts, but perhaps knows little about square-headed fasteners.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019