QuacksO's definitions

Beyoncé fiancé

What Jay-Z was before da entertainer-pair officially tied da knot.

When Shawn Corey Carter originally "popped da question" to Miss Giselle Knowles, I wonder if he did so by playfully asking her if he could consider himself as "Beyoncé fiancé"?

by QuacksO March 11, 2025

suspisscious

Feeling distrustful of a urine-related matter.

Dude who just got da "shock of his life" while naively "draining his radiator" near a cow-pasture: YEEEEEEEE-YOWWW ---- I shoulda been a lot more suspisscious when my prankster-buddies suggested dat I take a whiz on da electric-fence wire!

by QuacksO June 29, 2020

indickation

1. What da bulge in da front of a dude's trousers is of his lustful desires.
2. One or more signs of self-centered rudeness dat shows others present what an a**h**e someone is.

Tronald Dump didn't need to become president to demonstrate what a jerk he was --- his cruel sadistic behavior on "The Apprentice" was more than enough indickation of THAT for me!

by QuacksO January 9, 2023

Dixie Chicks

A well-known group of fledgling domesticated pheasants who eat their feed and drink their water out of flowered-design petite-sized paper cups, and then "chorus-peep" melodiously afterwards.

I hope the Dixie Chicks never grow up --- they are cute and fuzzy-lovable just as they are.

by QuacksO June 16, 2018

emphemera

Vintage tobacco-product ads and other related crap that a select few touched-in-the-head antique-freaks actually view as collectables.

Now that not so many people buy their cigarettes anymore, tobacco companies are gonna hafta resort to making reprints of their old now-illegal ads to sell to emphemera collectors.

by QuacksO May 31, 2018

vaudevillain

Someone who "plays da bad guy" during a multi-act stage-show.

In "Huckleberry Finn", da King and da Duke were both just "regular rapscallions" who were out to cheat their audience-members, and so one could indeed accurately describe them as real "vaudevillains".

by QuacksO April 5, 2020

mixed messages

Confusing texts dat you send to others while you're drunk off your a** from imbibing mixed drinks.

If someone is "out on da town" for a night of hitting all da pibs, it might be good to turn off your cell phone and/or disregard any texts from said imbiber till sometime da next day, since he'll likely be sending you mixed messages during that period.

by QuacksO March 21, 2019