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fizzical therapy

Medical treatment dat involves imbibing carbonated beverages.
I've found dat mild-to-moderate sore throats can often be significantly alleviated with a combination of frequent tongue-brushing and fizzical therapy.
by QuacksO November 23, 2022
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inspirrational

Refers to the actions/appearance of a person or object which influence/motivate observers to become crazed or ridiculous in various sectors/aspects of their daily behavior.
Tronald Dump is extremely inspirrational to anyone foolish enough to watch him on TV or listen to any of his crack-brained philosophies, theories, or grandiose plans for our future... if we listen to him long enough, we will all go raving mad. That arrogant pie-in-the-sky dude should "put HIS money where his mouth is" rather than presuming to fulfill his pipe-dreams with OUR NATION'S money (or Mexico's).
by QuacksO March 27, 2017
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yeasterday

Da previous day when ya did baking and/or brewing.
During Prohibition, many bootleggers would discreetly refer to da previous day of moonshinin' as "yeasterday" when da "revenooers" were within earshot.
by QuacksO June 3, 2020
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stuporvisor

Can refer to two different types of superiors in a corporate setting:
(1) Someone who occasionally checks in on you throughout the workday to ensure that you aren't using drugs or alcohol.
(2) A similar type of "big boss man" as described in Example #1, but who is HIMSELF in such a beer/weed-haze that he is perpetually unable to effectively perform his assigned duties, and who is therefore apparently intended to merely be a "seat warmer" if da higher-ups keep him on.
Tronald Dump may indeed not be a substance-user, but his arrogance and ignorance make his such an inept stuporvisor for looking out for the rest of us!
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
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Winter Olympiacs

The whole nauseating stupid-a** "Snowe-job" performance of da infamous arrogant/belligerent "lady of steel" former-congresswoman from Maine.
Representative Snowe initially claimed to be "all for the little guy" when she first showed up on the political scene back in the '70's, but she soon "showed her true colors" in a total opposite direction --- she always seemed to be opposed to any and all efforts that would actually assist/benefit John Q. Public, while supporting everything profitable but damaging to environment and health --- lobbying/voting against truly-helpful proposals/initiatives, habitually ignoring letters and phone calls from citizens, being "pro-nuke" and "pro-megabiz" all the way, and so on --- what a big bunch of Winter Olympiacs!
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
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smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.
Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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D-tails

Refers to the "dimensions" and other "juicy" T&A specs of a buxom (i.e., she has "D"-size boobs or bigger) chick with a nice shapely posterior (i.e., "tail").
I strive to be significantly more respectful of "the fairer sex" than merely-lecherous studs do, and so --- while I certainly do enjoy knowing the D-tails of a particular hottie just as much as the next guy would --- I instead concentrate on finding out how nice a personality a lady has, and if she is a good snuggle-bunny in bed.
by QuacksO July 13, 2019
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