QuacksO's definitions
If you're involved in "dirty dealings" that you get paid for, your salary may be in the form of stypends, unless of course there is "money-laundering" going on, as well.
by QuacksO April 17, 2022
Get the stypendmug. Since da inhabitants of da planet where Mindy's eccentric sidekick comes from are able to zap aggressors into submission just by pointing a finger at them, maybe an Orkestra of these friendly organisms could aid da Hobbits if they were being bothered by an "orcestra" of Sauron's elf-mutants.
by QuacksO March 27, 2025
Get the Orkestramug. My buddy and I had just two drinks apiece, but our tab came to over 30 bucks --- talk about blatant boozeury!
by QuacksO July 19, 2024
Get the boozeurymug. A musical ditty dat society requires to be played to announce, welcome, or otherwise provide an obligatory fanfare for a person, event, memorial, etc.
Nobody likes da local powers-dat-be, anyway, and so da playing of da national anthem whenever they hold a public meeting is merely a formelody.
by QuacksO May 26, 2023
Get the formelodymug. An overview of da curriculum employed in one-on-one teaching, as opposed to da regimen dat's utilized when tutoring a "busload" of students.
Ethan Couch's indulgent parents were prepared to actually purchase da entire school merely so dat they could demand dat "Little Prince" would be treated in da way dat THEY saw fit, but in reality, their list of ridiculous demands would likely have been more of a "syllataxi" --- i.e., only with regards to how Ethan himself would be treated --- rather than a "syllabus", in dat most of da other students would have possessed far more sensible and "go along to get along" mindsets, and thus they themselves would NOT have wished to be absurdly coddled or otherwise receive acutely-preferential treatment, excessive tolerance, etc.
by QuacksO February 20, 2025
Get the syllataximug. bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.
Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.
by QuacksO July 13, 2020
Get the alphabetical opportunitiesmug. Da constitutional right dat allows you to board any of our nation's naval battlewagons whenever and however you please.
In the first Casey Ryback film "Under Siege", mercenary William Strannix takes the whole "freedom of warship" to a preposterous degree --- perhaps he did indeed have the right to go aboard the USS Missouri, but that didn't entitle him to take over the ship or harm the crewmembers.
by QuacksO October 6, 2020
Get the freedom of warshipmug.