Besides receiving a heart, Dorothy Gale's sheet-metal lumberjack friend also asked The Great Wizard to install a pair of hearing-devices to cure his inherent tinnytus.
by QuacksO September 4, 2019
Get the tinnytusmug. Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.
Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
Get the get away scotch-freemug. Someone who struck it rich in da "stock market" --- i.e., buying and selling shares in stew-broth production/sales.
Perhaps one could indeed make a fairly tidy income speculating in dehydrated-soup cubes, but don't expect to become a bouillonaire at it!
by QuacksO December 1, 2021
Get the bouillonairemug. Portmanteau of "massage", "hug", and "snuggle", this term refers to when ya lovingly wrap yer arms around yer friend's shoulders, contentedly rest the side of your head against his/her chest and hold him close, and then begin softly kneading/soothing the middle of his/her back with yer palms and fingertips.
Nuthin' quite like sharin' a nice long masshuggle wif dat special someone, either to comfort each other after a long day or "just 'cuz"... extra points if you're both naked, of course, since "naked hugs are the best hugs". Plus it's even more heavenly and fulfilling if ya both remember to keep offering each other yer most choice/soul-soothing body-parts like yer cheeks (both upstairs AND down), forehead, lips (again, upper **and** lower, if you're a gal), chest, palms, soles, etc., so that your cuddle-buddy can constantly "soothe 'n' satisfy" all of his urgent/tearful cravings for your warm softness.
by QuacksO October 2, 2017
Get the masshugglemug. A famously "tough-but-fair" TV-court judge who really "kicked a**" when it came to laying down da law.
I always believe in liberal leniency when it comes to arbitrating from da bench regarding minor wrongdoings or unintentional/unavoidable violations, but sometimes it takes a real Joseph Whopner to adequately/effectively take hardened criminals and habitual offenders to task for their serious/repeated transgressions.
by QuacksO January 30, 2022
Get the Joseph Whopnermug. A notoriously-unreliable stern-mount prop-engine (think, da infamous Sears Rowback) dat anyone being given it to use on his skiff would lapse into a major sulk about it.
Summer camp teenager: I asked for a Honda Four-Stroke to go cruising on the lake, but all I got was this wimpy little 2-cycle poutboard motor dat looks like -t was built back in da stone-age!
by QuacksO August 7, 2019
Get the poutboard motormug. A severe stiffening/cramping of the joints/muscles suffered by people who attach hoisting-cables for the huge timbers that are used to build old-fashioned post-and-beam ("mortise-and-tenon") structures.
I overdid it while helping my Amish friends do a barn-raising yesterday, and now I have rigger mortise.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
Get the rigger mortisemug.