QuacksO's definitions

alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.

Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.

by QuacksO February 1, 2017

exorbacist

A self-proclaimed curse-lifter who charges outrageous fees for his/her "services".

Sherry Tina Uwanawich was a classic example of an exorbacist --- she recently got busted big-time for her deceitful fleecing of naive hapless believers in black magic.

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

parbitration

What James Bond risked when he famously beat Goldfinger at his own cheating game by switching golf-balls.

If Gert Fröbe's character was so rich and influential dat he actually "owned the club", it might not have been much use for anyone else to resort to parbitration against him, since he likely had all of da local judges and lawyers in his pocket, also.

by QuacksO April 23, 2025

labiability

Da degree/form dat your sorry a** would be on da line regarding any potential mishaps if you go messing around between a chick's legs.

One should always use condoms and/or only "do it" with older/altered women to minimize da labiability of said delightful encounters.

by QuacksO August 5, 2024

format war

Refers to a repetitive series of hot-headed and destructive actions whereby two or more people seethingly format a computer-disk or other media-storage device over and over to erase the previous user's files because each person either dislikes/disapproves of the content that the other users are storing on it, or each person selfishly/arrogantly feels that his own files are more important/necessary/virtuous than those of any of the device's other users.

I always bring extra floppy disks and/or flash-drives with me --- and clearly label them with my name --- to store my own files when I use the office computer, to hopefully avoid any format wars.

by QuacksO January 7, 2019

cluckold

A rooster who is no longer the only tailfeather-plumed dude in the barnyard who enjoys "ultimate privileges" with "the ladies".

I unexpectedly acquired several dozen additional hens from a neighbor who was thinning his own flock, and so I had to add a couple roosters to "keep up with demand"... my original daybreak-crower was none too pleased to be cluckolded like that.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

I prish-ee-yate it

What you say to a fellow human to humorously express your gratitude for his favoring you in some way. Usually said regarding a fairly-minor assistance-extending, where exceptionally "proper 'n' dignified" thanks would not usually be expected; it can also be used to lighten da mood if da circumstances surrounding da other person's helping you had been somewhat trying, tedious, exhausting, etc.

Cool dude, #1: Sorry to interrupt ya, Bud, but before you re-mount my tire, could you possibly install a longer valve-stem for my rim, so dat I could more-easily add air when necessary?
Cool dude #2, who's operating da tire-mounting machine: Sure thing, Chief! I get 'em in bulk, too, so I'll only charge ya an extra two-fifty for it.
Cool dude #1: Thanks so much, Man --- I prish-ee-yate it super-greatly!

by QuacksO March 25, 2025