Da dictatorial a**h**e government-body called da "Transportation Security Administration" dat supposedly is intended to keep da "friendly skies" adequately "safe and friendly", but in reality is just abusing its power and authority to harass innocent passengers and even steal their valuables.
(parody of a famous scene from "Fiddler On The Roof") Parishioner who is sick of being delayed by airport security and having his possessions examined: Rabbi --- is there a proper blessing for the TSAr?
Rabbi: A proper blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "May God bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"
Rabbi: A proper blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "May God bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"
by QuacksO January 30, 2020
I remember a lot of good music coming from da UK in da '70's and '80's, but there has definitely been a steady Deccadence over da past 30 years.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
The way you would comprehend or otherwise view a particular concept, object, event, etc. if you think of it in the way that a girl or unmarried woman might.
I tried to figure out about the macho tendencies that so many dudes seem to have, but as a humble-minded and "peace 'n' negotiations"-loving lady, it was impossible for me to missunderstand the whole idea.
by QuacksO October 08, 2018
A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.
As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
Tronald Dump has acquired such a sense of "rich-guy" entitlement that he seems to think he's got jurisdicktion over everyone in America.
by QuacksO March 06, 2019
Any equine-species lover would enjoy hanging out wif Brighty, but I suppose dat even his wheezy-squeaky "comments" might become abraysive after a while.
by QuacksO May 27, 2021
Da rain-collection vessel dat you install so dat your female sibling can use said H20 to water her garden, flower-pots, or other chlorophyll-based pride-and-joys dat she likes to assiduously tend and fuss over.
To avoid "sibling-squabble" difficulties regarding who seemingly over-waters his/her plants, it is wise to install both a brothern and a sistern outside your home, so dat each person can simply use water from his/her own collection-container and thus end arguments over excessive water-consumption.
by QuacksO February 16, 2020