QuacksO's definitions

facsod

A vertical grass-and-earth barrier dat makes a structure look bigger than it really is.

Some people like da look of ivy growing on a brick wall so much dat dey add loam and turf and turn it into a huge thick facsod!

by QuacksO April 16, 2022

family-friendly fun

Deceptively-wholesome/harmless code-term for sexual intercourse without a condom --- i.e., a hugely-enjoyable "game" (baseball, don't ya know... yeah, "fourth base"!) dat is "sociably open" to STARTING or ADDING TO a FAMILY!!

Parents beware --- anytime a starry-eyed teenage stud claims dat he just wants to engage in "family-friendly fun" wif your "little pumpkin", think twice about giving da a-okay... said request/assertion may not be nearly so innocent as it seems! :P

by QuacksO January 16, 2023

fartification

Refers to where one or more individuals intentionally direct their butt-trumpets in a certain direction to ward off undesirables. Extra points if a whole crowd of people “combine forces” by forming a barrier-line and all bending over and “collectively letting fly” to further encourage said undesirable(s) to keep their distance.

Mass-fartification can indeed be a highly-effective means of preventing less-than-savory individuals from “crossing the line of fire”; the only usual problems would be if the unwelcome person either doesn’t have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, or thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose.

by QuacksO September 3, 2018

selective sharing

A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.

A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.

by QuacksO April 22, 2021

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

dew process

Da right to be forewarned dat your valuables will get dampened if left outdoors overnight.

Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.

by QuacksO June 26, 2021

melancollie

How Lassie would feel anytime she was away from her family.

Now that Lassie is back living with Joe and his parents, she has no further reason to feel melancollie.

by QuacksO March 2, 2019