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poutboard motor

A notoriously-unreliable stern-mount prop-engine (think, da infamous Sears Rowback) dat anyone being given it to use on his skiff would lapse into a major sulk about it.
Summer camp teenager: I asked for a Honda Four-Stroke to go cruising on the lake, but all I got was this wimpy little 2-cycle poutboard motor dat looks like -t was built back in da stone-age!
by QuacksO August 7, 2019
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crowmance

A huggy-kissy relationship during which both parties either openly brag about how much they love one another, and/or loudly celebrate whenever they "score" wif each other.
On a less "deep" or "serious" note, a "crowmance" could also merely refer to a dude's chest-thumpingly "CROWing" about "I da MAN!" immediately after he'd gotten a hot chick to let him "lube her grease-fitting", regardless of whether said delightful encounter leads to any further intimacy down da road. Guys take note: you'll likely look like an idiot in da eyes of others if you "prematurely celebrate" --- i.e., confidently act like you're "in good and solid" wif a particular "willing" female just because she allowed you da "ultimate privilege" on dat first occasion, not anticipating dat she would soon "move on to seek variety" --- i.e., groundlessly dump you and go off to look for other horny studs who are also sporting massive erections.
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
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amkneesia

What your leg-joints suffer from sitting/sleeping in a cramped position for too long.
After riding Greyhound all night, I was literally unable to stand up for a while till I'd flexed my legs a lot and therefore "reminded" my leg-joints how to forcibly straighten out and allow me to get to my feet and stand normally again --- major case of amkneesia there!
by QuacksO September 12, 2022
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"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."
Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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rigger mortise

A severe stiffening/cramping of the joints/muscles suffered by people who attach hoisting-cables for the huge timbers that are used to build old-fashioned post-and-beam ("mortise-and-tenon") structures.
I overdid it while helping my Amish friends do a barn-raising yesterday, and now I have rigger mortise.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
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upolestery

A dude's "cushion" of pubic-hair dat surrounds his "column".
Anytime a guy brags about his nice "upolestery", I ask him if da "carpet matches da drapes".
by QuacksO August 16, 2025
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pennyfarting

An old-style bike dat has a huge front wheel, and is powered by da rider's having eaten an equally-huge helping of baked beans and cabbage before his journey.
A pennyfarting is hard enough to mount and ride just as it is, but how does one suddenly stop said crazy contraption and then hastily dismount from his lofty perch when he has to "spend a penny" at a "water closet"?
by QuacksO January 23, 2023
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