In da classic "McBroom" tales, Papa Josh's "wonderful one-acre farm" is apparently infallowble, since crops seem to grow prolifically in its soil with little or now fertilizing, watering, or other maintenance-attention.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
Get the infallowblemug. What da absurdly-complex questions on a job-application form might as well be for any ordinary person to "decipher".
I've occasionally been derisively upbraided about my inherent difficulty in obtaining employment ("You don't even know how to fill out a job application!"), yet whenever I snortingly retort, "Okay, well, if YOU'RE so smart and capable" and then ask said criticizing/ridiculing individuals to assist me with said writing task, they themselves are often unable to figger out da hireoglyphics on da forms, either!
by QuacksO April 9, 2022
Get the hireoglyphicsmug. What Senator McCarthy would likely have made all of Congress --- himself included, perhaps --- if Maine's most famous woman hadn't been da sole congressperson to stand up to him and say he was mistaken.
True story: go to da Maine State House in Augusta and see a huge lovely framed portrait of da historic lady-senator --- da first woman to serve in both houses, in fact --- who single-handedly kept da entire Congress from going commietose.
by QuacksO March 15, 2025
Get the commietosemug. by QuacksO April 10, 2025
Get the misoginistmug. I prefer just calm and normal intercourse --- no "leather, rinse, repeat" for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO October 13, 2023
Get the leather, rinse, repeatmug. Simply scribbling, "I don't know" to each of da worksheet-questions in grade school may indeed be much easier than laboriously/tediously studying your boring text-books to obtain da correct answers, but your teachers may not think too much of said writual!
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
Get the writualmug. Not to be confused with how Pierce Brosnan's famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy's totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not "stir" (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled or "shaken" to try to get it up) or surroundings (i.e., having one or more attractive nymphos nearby who are eager for sex).
Hot sex-hungry chick: My boyfriend and I "did it" for two hours straight till I finally wore him out, and then his ordinarily-perpetually-boned schlong remained shaken but not stirred no matter what I did. We hadda wait till late the next morning before he was able to get it up again.
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
Get the shaken but not stirredmug.