Definitions by QuacksO

soulmate-swap 

Refers to da super-pleasant procedure of you and your buddy's performing a "temporary trade" of your significant others, so dat you can each savor/experience da unique likeable qualities dat da other person's snugglebunny possesses. And of course, this short-term exchanging of each other's "special someones" can involve any degree of "closeness", from merely having each of da two hot chicks trade places and sit beside da other guy on da beach and/or stroll hand-in-hand wif him, all da way up to totally performing da ultimate "home-plate romp" on da ol' baseball-diamond of romantic-progression. If this latter procedure is employed, however, you will both wanna use condoms for obvious reasons, especially if da gals are still of child-bearing age.

Performing a soulmate-swap can indeed be fun and exciting; just be sure to have appropriate supplies/accessories on hand (especially if you both end up "going all da way"), such as personal lubricant if one of da hunks has a considerably bigger hoo-haa than da other one does, and so da other guy's sweetie is not accustomed to "accepting" such large "equipment" between her legs.

soulmate-swap by QuacksO July 19, 2019

Massochist 

Someone who tortures himself by attending as many Catholic religious services as possible each day.

Being a Massochist may seem odd to some, but Big Oil loves them, since in order to "feed their habit", they are obliged to drive a multitude of miles around a large area to patronize all the Catholic churches that are holding services on that particular day.

Massochist by QuacksO July 18, 2019

financé 

What a gold-digging lady views her husband-to-be.

And of course, this word's spelling can be altered slightly from "financé" to "financeé", to refer to a lady who's engaged to a gold-digging guy, and who is viewed by him as merely a meal-ticket and/or the means to a more-fluent lifestyle

financé by QuacksO July 14, 2019

feeancé 

A dude whom the gold-digging lady he's engaged to selfishly views as merely a source of income to settle her bills.

Tronald Dump is such an intolerable a**h**e personally that I seriously doubt that Ivana actually married him for his love or companionship; when she allowed him to put the ring on her finger, she probably viewed him as merely a feeancé.

feeancé by QuacksO July 14, 2019

D-tails 

Refers to the "dimensions" and other "juicy" T&A specs of a buxom (i.e., she has "D"-size boobs or bigger) chick with a nice shapely posterior (i.e., "tail").

I strive to be significantly more respectful of "the fairer sex" than merely-lecherous studs do, and so --- while I certainly do enjoy knowing the D-tails of a particular hottie just as much as the next guy would --- I instead concentrate on finding out how nice a personality a lady has, and if she is a good snuggle-bunny in bed.

D-tails by QuacksO July 13, 2019

Immorril Worcester 

Da mean-spirited a**h**e CEO of a sizeable Maine corporation dat sponsors da infamous "Wreaths Across America", with "donations" dat are actually just old crappy-wilted unsold/excess wreaths --- leftovers from da winter-holiday season --- dat nobody would have bought anyway... from what I am told, he gets a hefty tax-writeoff and/or money-laundered profit for doing that. Disgraceful!

As badly as Immorril Worcester treats his workers, and as many legal debacles as he's been involved in, I am amazed he still is in business.

Immorril Worcester by QuacksO July 13, 2019

alternative anonymous meetings 

Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.

One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.

alternative anonymous meetings by QuacksO July 12, 2019