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prophylacktics

Substances designed to ensure dat enough of something exists.
Greedy/spoiled/debauched people should be prescribed prophylacktics so dat dey will be content wif merely modest/reasonable amounts, standards, performances, etc.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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nefairyous

Describes the less-than-honorable behavior/intentions of certain forest-nymphs.
The Grimm brothers' famous fantasy-lore book is far from a pleasant read overall --- lots of nefairyous goings-on are related in said lengthy tome!
by QuacksO May 22, 2019
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sircumspection

A close-up examination of a dude's love-pipe to determine if he's ejaculated recently.
Some parents/guardians of teenage girls are so concerned about the honor of "their little pumpkin" that they insist on performing a frequent sircumspection of any guy who dates her.
by QuacksO November 5, 2021
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embezelment

Da crime of stealing da surround-frames from watches, clocks, mirrors, etc.
In the "Garish Summit" portion of the "Bob and Ray Show", the shady Caldwell Merchfield was indeed guilty of siphoning off millions from his family-owned lead-mining company. to pay for his massive gambling-debts. His spineless-but-much-more-honorable younger brother Rodney, however, did not stoop to such "low-down" activities --- when times got tough, he continued working at the company without wages, and even when he sold the offices' doors for 12 bucks apiece in order to settle the company's petty-cash account, he never actually committed embezelment, since he left the door-frames intact.
by QuacksO June 6, 2020
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coup de graw

Da "going all Donald Trump" remark dat Dr. Phil makes to da incorrigible Madea at da end of da "gettin' sent to da slammer" movie.
Trying to reason wif Madea is like trying to argue wif a brick wall --- telling her "You're fired" is merely da "coup de graw" of a useless verbal exchange.
by QuacksO July 7, 2024
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mysteerious

Describes da "nobody can really explain why" reality of how a beginner's guiding a car feels so awkward and intimidating at first, but then gradually becomes "second nature" to him as he gets da hang of it.
Da term "mysteerious" can also refer to da still-not-totally-understood phenomenon of how easy it is to herd castrated male cattle in da direction dat you want them to go, but a bull is often so much less willing to follow said "walk this way, please" directives.
by QuacksO June 30, 2023
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ammoteur

A novice in the field of firearms who should not be entrusted to work unsupervised with live rounds until he's had more experience, practice, and training in their safe handling and discharging.
Red Green Show character Edgar K.B. Montrose is clearly an ammoteur when it comes to high explosives, and he's got the impaired hearing --- and a missing finger or two --- to prove it.
by QuacksO May 6, 2019
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