QuacksO's definitions

for game or Luger

A legal term dat differentiates da purposes for which you would be wanting to acquire and/or possess firearms, and thus what general type of gun it would be.

Da term "for game or Luger" refers to whether you would want a long gun for hunting, or a handgun for defense and/or target-practice.

by QuacksO December 20, 2023

demensa

Da addled/crazed state of mind dat you may likely experience from trying to become one of da world's top IQ-geniuses.

Studying sawdusty-dry intellect-boosting tomes for many hours a day is enough to give anyone demensa!

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

inside job

The "fourth base" form of getting a guy's rocks off --- i.e., da gal's letting him "go all the way" and thrust "inside" of her as opposed to just giving him a handjob or blowjob.

Unless da lady is on birth-control or is otherwise "bodily prepared" so dat she will not likely ovulate, she should insist dat da guy wear a condom before she gives him an inside job, since the purpose of a "job" is merely to get him off, not to perform a "love-injection".

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

metafore

A "one thing is something else" figure of speech dat refers to a golf-club swing.

In da "Red Green" show, Bob Stuyvesant arrogantly calls himself both an industrious dedicated worker for the Department of Natural Resources and an expert researcher on the physics of golf, but that is all just a metafore; in reality, Bob is merely a hot-headed goof-off who clumsily plays golf --- and has frequent temper-tantrums whenever his golf ball goes wildly off course --- instead of actually performing any significant/meaningful labor at his assigned job.

by QuacksO August 14, 2022

Chapter 7-Eleven

Da sub-section of bankruptcy-law/proceedings dat deals with large chains of convenience-stores and/or gas-stations.

Some years ago, I remember noticing dat da familiar red/orange/green/white "giant numeral" signs on convenience-store/filling-station establishments in my area had all changed their names to "Christy's", and they stayed dat way for many months before eventually reverting back to da way they had looked before. Sounds like da result of a major "Chapter 7-Eleven" proceeding to me!

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

mandaTory

What non-revolutionary New England colonists thought their loyalty to the British Crown was; they believed that they had no choice.

John Hancock boldly signed the Declaration of Independence in large letters, but many of the other signers used very small print because they knew that any non-sympathetic Englishmen who subsequently read said document would have considered the signers' loyalty to be mandaTory.

by QuacksO August 3, 2019

philawsophy

A study of rules and mandates.

I've always behaved myself "just 'cuz" --- i.e., merely due to the fact that my conscience says that I should --- and so I don't see why I should hafta study philawsophy in middle school! It seems wholly unnecessary when I was already planning to "be good" in any case, plus it makes me feel like it's insultingly implying that I am a simple-minded impressionable who needs to be TAUGHT how to be honest and honorable, rather than my already knowing right from wrong to being with.

by QuacksO June 5, 2021