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Wonder how many Ford Fairmont wagons have gotten pancaked by lumberjerks? Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... do not attempt
by QuacksO June 10, 2018
Get the lumberjerk mug.Everyone's hands and arms are different, so actually trying on a baseball glove is a wise choice before making an estimitt regarding how fitting or comfy it will be to wear when actually playing on da field.
by QuacksO October 12, 2020
Get the estimitt mug.A scientific study of da various random patterns in which hay-bales are arranged in someone's field.
I asked da local timothy-and-alfalfa-farmer not to remove any of his field-drying hay-bales while I was studying and mapping their positions for my astrawnomy thesis, but he merely looked at me funny and then went on loading them onto his hay-wagon.
by QuacksO December 22, 2021
Get the astrawnomy mug.An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
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Personally, I see nothing wrong with a roamance, so long as both lovers always come back to each other after "exploring other pastures".
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
Get the roamance mug.What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.
Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!
by QuacksO October 27, 2021
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Getting a hundred-yards separation-order against a former lover might be hootin'-'n'-hollerin' entertaining in itself, but making him move far away from you would probably be even more exsiting.
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
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