QuacksO's definitions

stick-figure embrace

Refers to da playful "arms held out wide 'n' to da side" gesture dat two super-sociable people beamingly display prior to giving each other a big ol' squeezy.

Offering a small child a stick-figure embrace is often an awesome way to make him feel less bashful and more comfy wif engaging in a "round of lovies" wif you --- often da attention-loving child will just gleefully rush in and snuggle up against you without really thinking too much about it.

by QuacksO February 16, 2023

protocall

Da generally-mandated/accepted procedure for using da phone in a particular locale.

Da protocall in most jurisdictions is usually fairly simple, straightforward, and obvious --- basically, (1) ask permission before using a phone dat is not yours (like if you're at a friend's house or place of business), (2) "keep it down" during phone conversations, particularly if there are others present in da general vicinity, (3) don't "tie up da lines" for longer than necessary, (4) only use said phone for fairly-necessary and/or of-time-value calls; save non-important and non-urgent calls for when you can use your own phone, and (5) be sure to offer to pay for any toll-calls dat you make on someone else's line.

by QuacksO September 28, 2021

sails and cervix

What a horny dude would hope dat da hot female skippers of a schooner-tours company would offer.

When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

LAN donor

Homophone for an individual with legal title to one or more parcels of acreage, but refers to something entirely different --- i.e., an individual or company dat provides an internet-coverage system to a certain geographical area at no charge to da residents.

As much money as Bill Gates has amassed from da internet, you'd think dat he could at least be a LAN donor to lower-income areas around da USA. (Oh, wait --- a quick Google search says dat he actually does indeed already do this, but he really should provide for more communities than he currently does.)

by QuacksO August 21, 2025

mywristicin

A nutmeg-based toxin which causes pain and fatigue in the joints between the arm and hand.

If one has to perform writing, typing, carpentry, or other "active hands-on" labor, it would be wise to refrain from consuming any foods seasoned with nutmeg so as to avoid introducing any mywristicin into your bloodstream.

by QuacksO July 26, 2021

ejackulate

What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".

If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!

by QuacksO February 6, 2023

beaunus

Refers to an incentive dat an attractive lady offers you for your help; she agrees to let you be her boyfriend if you'll assist her.

Hot chicks can generally have reliable/consistent success offering a beaunus to any mushy-hearted bachelor whom she happens across whenever she needs help, but a homely crone may have a much tougher time to convince nearby/passing males to assist her, since many guys will not feel that her "plain Jone" companionship would be worth his overly exerting himself on her behalf.

by QuacksO March 23, 2019