Definitions by QuacksO

brothersome 

What your little ankle-biter male-sibling often is to you.

If you treat your pint-sized "recent addition to the family" dude with patient kindness and love, he will likely learn to respect you more, and thus will be less brothersome.

brothersome by QuacksO October 27, 2019

FBFWB 

Sociable folks whom you met on "da big blue F", and are now occasionally intimate with.

Acquiring FBFWB may indeed be pleasant and fulfilling, but since Facebook contacts are often scattered over a broad area, it may run up your monthly gasoline-bull, since you may frequently need to travel long distances to hang with them all.

FBFWB by QuacksO October 26, 2019

wintary judgement

A court-ruling dat is so slow in being reached dat it doesn't occur till sometime after da snow flies near da end of da year.

I was promised a "summary judgement" due to the exceptional obvious-correctness of my arguments, but the court took so long to actually get around to settling my case that it felt more like a bleepin' WINTARY JUDGEMENT!!

wintary judgement by QuacksO October 26, 2019

power-assisted hug 

An embrace dat ya get from someone who is too sleepy or exhausted to reasonably be expected to lift his arms on his own, and so ya amiably help him to perform said cuddly action --- what ya do is to gently lift da person's limp arms and drape them over yer shoulders, then slip yer own arms underneath his armpits and affectionately draw da person up against ya; all he has to do then is to simply wrap his arms da rest of da way around yer neck.

Creating a power-assisted hug from a weary chick is similar to when ya softly clasp and lift her suntan-lotion-oiled hand at da beach to give her a hello/goodbye handshake when she is half-asleep while soaking up da sun... in both cases, ya receive a little pleasant physical contact wif her, but at da same time ya considerately eliminate da need for her drowsy/achy muscles to expend much effort at all.

power-assisted hug by QuacksO October 26, 2019

prepisode 

An initial segment that is broadcast before a new TV/radio show begins airing its regular installments. Often this production will introduce the show's subject-matter, themes, characters, etc. so that the audiences will be better able to comprehend and enjoy said show once it starts being presented.

I appreciated how this complete-series-on-DVD's bonus-material included the show's prepisode, since it allowed my friends who had never seen the show to know what it was going to involve and what to expect, without my having to explain it all to them myself beforehand.

prepisode by QuacksO October 26, 2019

OUI = IOU

Explanation should be unnecessary.

I never drink alcohol and I always try to drive very responsibly, so hopefully I should never hafta worry about da whole "OUI = IOU" debacle anytime I get pulled over for whatever reason.

OUI = IOU by QuacksO October 25, 2019

visitors baring gifts 

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.

Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P

visitors baring gifts by QuacksO October 25, 2019