A "getting lucky" report predicting da likelihood dat you'll "get three-to-five inches" sometime during da next few days.
Da whether forecast predicts dat you will find a hot and "willing" stud today if you wear a skimpy bikini to da beach.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
Get the whether forecastmug. Da reply dat you'd give when asked if you'd like to be da one to play a musical selection on da harmonica.
Da local choirmaster asked me if I'd like to perform a Johnny Puleo selection for da community concert on Saturday, and I told him dat I'd be hohnered to so do!
by QuacksO February 25, 2023
Get the I'd be hohneredmug. In his later photos, Mousselini appears to be gradually putting on a few pounds, so I wonder if his name also indicates dat he was overly fond of light porous chocolate pastries, as well as hair-treatment lotions?
by QuacksO November 21, 2022
Get the Mousselinimug. I am not much into Poeetry or horror stories, but I did really like The Great Edgar's more-light-hearted tales, "The Gold Bug" and "The Purloined Letter".
by QuacksO January 24, 2020
Get the Poeetrymug. The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.
My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
by QuacksO September 23, 2020
Get the capitol punishmentmug. What da Wicked Witch of da West accused Dorothy of when da house of said young girl fell on da Wicked Witch of da East.
Glenda da Good Witch advised da Oz's-left-hand-quadrant-ruling sorceress to "Begone, before someone drops a house on you, as well", indicating dat there might be a second homeicide if said evil black-robed hag stuck around for too long.
by QuacksO December 26, 2022
Get the homeicidemug. Monotypical ideas are formed by using just one portion of the brain, whereas stereotypical thinking utilizes both sides.
by QuacksO October 25, 2018
Get the monotypicalmug.