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Peruvian guilty

What Barranca and Satipo would have been despite any claims of innocence they might have expressed.
If Indy's two "native guides" had actually lived long enough to stand trial, they would almost certainly have been Peruvian guilty of all kinds of horrid stuff.
by QuacksO April 27, 2025
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lauren forcement

Derisive description of da policeman-like persona supposedly adopted by Ms. Bacall if you crossed her.
There is debate as to whether da former Mrs. Bogart truly "went all lauren forcement" anytime someone disagreed with her --- some people who knew her said dat she was actually very patient and dignified during many adversity-bearing situations.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
mugGet the lauren forcementmug.

homemoaner

Da loudly-lamenting individual dat a "proud new resident with a separate property" becomes when he realizes dat he's now a "homeowener".
A huge mortgage is enough to make any new house-buyer a "homemoaner".
by QuacksO August 12, 2025
mugGet the homemoanermug.

abducktion

Refers to da unintentional shanghaiing dat happened to Garfield when he tried to capture "da largest bird he'd ever seen" --- i.e., he grabbed da quacker's legs, causing said started waterfowl to fly off with said chubby tabby dangling beneath it.
Garfield did eventually make it hack home after his unfortunate abducktion, but not before he'd endured a number of assorted misadventures, such as being netted by the local stray-pets catcher, feeling in a famished panic upon discovering that there was no "real food" (i.e., rich/fatty/salty/sugary junk) in a health-food store, etc..
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
mugGet the abducktionmug.

pawntrepreneur

Can refer to either (1) a budding chess pro, or (2) a "just for show" employee who merely appears to be "rapidly climbing da corporate ladder" in order to make his employers look good.
In an episode of da Bob and Ray Show's "Garish Summit", Rodney Merchfield had been honest-and-steady-handed head honcho of da family's lead-mining company until da shyster Caldwell Merchfield --- claiming to be Rodney's older brother and a Harvard graduate --- grandly waltzed onto da corporate scene and shamelessly usurped da reins from him. It is eventually revealed, however, dat Caldwell was neither kin nor baccalaureate, but was in reality just a lazy ne'er-do-well chronic gambler who was using his catbird-seat position to embezzle a lot of company funds just to feed his casino habits; he had merely been a pawntrepreneur during "his rapid rise to da top".
by QuacksO November 4, 2025
mugGet the pawntrepreneurmug.

caughther PIN

Da four-digit security-code for your debit card dat you gave a female acquaintance "for emergency use only", and so you were able to be notified if she used it for non-essentials, since she's da only other one who knew said "magic" button-pressing sequence.
My girlfriend used my bank card to purchase a replacement COTTER PIN for a piece of basic household equipment, so this was indeed a necessary item; it wasn't a "caughther PIN" instance..
by QuacksO November 25, 2023
mugGet the caughther PINmug.

Sherpaco

A media-famous "rebel for the masses" member of the Himalayan constabulary who lobbied against corruption in said force.
I don't live in Nepal, so I dunno if Sherpaco's efforts have actually paid off. More power to him in any case, though.
by QuacksO February 2, 2020
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