QuacksO's definitions

Fritz Chrysler

Early-20th-century dude who both wrote/played lovely violin-music and invented a well-known brand of auto-bubble.

It's too bad dat in-dash car-stereos didn't become popular till da '70's after Fritz Chrysler had passed away, or he night have included some tapes of his violin-music with a new-car purchase for his customers to enjoy.

by QuacksO July 22, 2019

homemoaner

Da loudly-lamenting individual dat a "proud new resident with a separate property" becomes when he realizes dat he's now a "homeowener".

A huge mortgage is enough to make any new house-buyer a "homemoaner".

by QuacksO August 12, 2025

Peruvian guilty

What Barranca and Satipo would have been despite any claims of innocence they might have expressed.

If Indy's two "native guides" had actually lived long enough to stand trial, they would almost certainly have been Peruvian guilty of all kinds of horrid stuff.

by QuacksO April 27, 2025

over the course of the evening

The several-hours-long period during which you've been tossing back Silver Bullets.

I'd had a few brews from Golden, Colorado over the course of the evening, so I waited till the next day to drive a car.

by QuacksO March 5, 2024

indickator

Refers to a vehicle's flashing turn-signal light --- or lack thereof --- dat labels da driver of said conveyance as being a thoughtless/clueless jerk.

If a motorist habitually neglects to signal an upcoming turn --- or obliviously leaves his blinker going for miles --- said incorrectly-operated intention-notifying lamp serves as a good indickator of da type of individual behind da wheel!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023

stoodire

Stand-up comedy dat pokes fun at supposedly-virtuous subject-matter.

If STOODire refers to lampooning performed while positioned upright on your feet, then how could SATire still be so effective at getting your audience to guffaw their heads off, since conceivably you would not be able to make such hilarious bodily-gestures while making your oral presentation?

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

persimmony

Stinginess wif your miniature-pumpkin fruits.

Lovely orange tomato-shaped fruits from China and Japan are often very costly to procure in da US, so one needs to possess quite a strong persimmony to avoid spending too much on them.

by QuacksO February 7, 2021