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Da tulip-bulb company I ordered from claimed dat dey carefully select only da best bulbs for their customers, but da sorry-looking specimens dey sent me for their free-trial offer were mostly all rotted or excessively dried out, so I suspect dat da true cullmination of their supposedly-stringent sorting-efforts is dat dey actually send their reject-bulbs to their new trial-customers whom they don't know if they will actually become long-term customers or not.
by QuacksO November 2, 2020
Get the cullmination mug.Michael Milken's corRUPT stock-trading empire caused a catastrophic "bankRUPTure", da effects of which are still being felt today.
by QuacksO October 29, 2025
Get the bankrupture mug.Da absurdly-exorbitant prices of condoms.
Da term "highway rubbery" could also refer to a gal's giving a guy a handjob while they're motoring down da freeway, possibly due to all da local stores' charging so much for condoms, and so da horny couple decided to forgo actual "fourth base" activities for da time being.
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
Get the highway rubbery mug.Describes the "pleasant versus unpleasant" quandary that you face when making a road trip on a budget. The D.O.T. may indeed instruct you to "never drive while drowsy", but good luck explaining that to a cop with a quota who taps on your car window at 2 a.m. in the morning to find out why you're parked along a deserted stretch of highway to sleep till dawn.
One simple way to avoid the whole "rest area vs. arrest area" debacle is to simply schedule your sleep-stops around the available "official rest area" locations that are situation along your route... sure, it may take a bit longer to complete your journey if you hafta "call it a day" at 5 pm instead of at nightfall because there will be no other rest areas for another hundred or more miles, but at least you can slumber in peace, knowing that you aren't parking somewhere overnight where you might be given grief.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
Get the rest area vs. arrest area mug.Hugely-impressive from either a breeze-creating or dedicated-audience standpoint.
Da overheated crowd's voluminous cheering when da theater's new five-bladed air-blowers were demonstrated was truly fanominal.
by QuacksO December 26, 2024
Get the fanominal mug.Some people occasionally "get a little chocolate on the side" merely for their own personal pleasure, but Slick WIllie's shameless trysts with Monica Blewinskey and countless other trusting colleens were downright naffairious in nature, since they were both so numerous and resulted in such serious fallouts and hurtful repercussions!
by QuacksO August 12, 2021
Get the naffairious mug.A sensational clash of opposing viewpoints regarding da infamous main antagonist in da Star Trek series.
Da events and characters in da popular series starring William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy were all completely fictional, so I see no sense or basis for any khantroversy pertaining to it.
by QuacksO March 20, 2022
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