impurseonal

Describes a non-affectionate/non-sociable way of treating someone; large cash allowances and/or expensive gifts are substituted for caring "one-on-one" interaction, resulting in said person's feeling well-provided-for but unloved on a personal-warmth level.
Despite a lavish and worry-free upbringing, many "rich kid" humans tend to grow up feeling unloved and lonesome if their impurseonal parents are too busy tending to their financial and social affairs, and thus do not spend enough time showing warmth or interest in their own offspring.
by QuacksO May 21, 2019
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skituation

A debacle regarding da subject-matter of an impromptu stage-production.
I was gonna volunteer to oversee da local youth-acting class, but then da former group-leader told me about all da assorted headaches involved with said undertaking, so I decided I didn't wanna be in dat skituation.
by QuacksO May 22, 2021
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buyography

A collection of events that document your spending habits.
People with compulsive shopping disorder are often unaware --- or at least unwilling to admit --- that they even HAVE the problem, and therefore, autobuyography-writing is rare among these individuals; they are often obliged to have outside observers --- who DO perceive the financially-unwise patterns in the affected people' lives --- write the compositions for them.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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comPATible

A good romantic match due to both partners' enjoying soft gentle "palm-lovies".
Some chicks have painfully-sensitive spots on their bodies, such as their backs, shoulders. arms, etc., and so you will need to keep these "off-limits" areas in mind when giving a cutie affection wif your hands, if you want her to consider you a comPATible soulmate.
by QuacksO June 30, 2023
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DDW

An attractive "large-bodied" lady with extra-large chest-pillows.
If you prefer "big" gals with extra-ample gazongas, go with DDW's rather than just BBW's.
by QuacksO April 19, 2018
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ostrasize

To give someone da cold shoulder merely because his hoo-haw has unimpressive dimensions.
Occasionally a person of either gender with excessive bulk and poundage could be viewed as being too "big" by fitter folks and thus might be "ostrasized", as well, just as someone of da male persuasion who is supposedly not "big" enough sometimes is.
by QuacksO February 17, 2023
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horsiz optional

What you eye-twinklingly add as a hasty "aside" after saying "hey" to someone, before they can impishly shoot back with da "standard" retort of "Hey iz fer horsiz".
I would sincerely hope dat it would be "horsiz optional" instead of "mandatory" when saying "hey" to someone... not dat I don't totally love those large gorgeous friendly four-legged mammals, but I wouldn't wanna hafta care for a whole herd of dem.
by QuacksO January 05, 2020
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