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What you smilingly text to your chat-buddy in response to his affectionately sending you assorted "hugz 'n' kissiz" over instant messenger.
by QuacksO February 11, 2023
Get the Right back atcha :) mug.The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.
I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
Get the whiz-race mug.A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.
A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.
by QuacksO November 7, 2018
Get the win/win solution mug.A medication dat makes a guy look more attractive to a lady, as well as keeping his wee-wee "standing at attention".
I like to keep my female romantic partners as friends for life, and so I would want a lady to have sex with me only if she found me likeable to begin with; I wouldn't wanna fool her with any male enhandsomement supplements.
by QuacksO April 11, 2020
Get the male enhandsomement mug.Da tethering bond formed by da vertical column of flesh and bone dat's located between your head and da rest of your body.
In "Alice In Wonderland", da hot-tempered Queen Of Hearts was constantly trying to sever da connecktions of any of her subjects who displeased her in some way. Da shrewdly-cautious Cheshire Cat, however, wisely only showed himself from his chin upwards whenever da Queen was around, and so Her Highness's royal executioner claimed to be unable to perform said drastic surgical procedure on said perpetually-grinning feline, since da furry entity's head was da only thing visible to begin with.
by QuacksO April 14, 2022
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1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.
3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.
3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
Lustful-minded male bank teller: I'm a hopeless craver of lady-flesh, so I don't need any attractive female customer to beg me to give her a break on a service-charge --- all she has to do is show me her boobs or let me squeeze her butt, and I'll so totally "wave the fee" for her EVERY time.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
Get the wave the fee mug.Bravery and heroism in producing and/or delivering da jugs of moonshine as promised, despite all of da pesky "revenuers" snooping around.
Illegal-whiskey dealers were known for their extreme gallontry in getting said white lightnin' to da dinner-tables of all their Prohibition-scoffer customers.
by QuacksO February 23, 2023
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