An expertly-surreptitious individual who "invisibly" sneaks in and snitches soft drinks from da fridge.
Matt Wetzel (Matt's Offroad Recovery/Winder Towing) and Paul Cox (FabRats) have a running-gag "fantam" scenario in their YouTube videos, whereby Paul often secretly removes one or more cans of Mountain Dew from da refrigerator in Matt's repair shop when he drops over for a visit. Of course, it is not actually a problem because (1) Matt is always more than happy to share his liquid sustenance with his 4-wheeling-adventures buddy in any case (plus of course, Paul is always willing to "drop everything" and go to rescue/assist Matt free-of-charge if he gets in a jam, and vice-versa), and (2) the two families often get together for barbecues and desert-racing/rock-crawling adventures, where they freely share food with each other.
by QuacksO January 27, 2024
Shylock's behavior was particularly egreedgious due to da fact dat da other folks in da story were actually being outstandingly diligent and honest in attempting to settle their bills wif said shameless chiseler.
by QuacksO March 24, 2023
Paul Bunyan enjoyed using all of his various wood-handling tools to supplement his huge "chopper-sledge", but Babe the Blue Ox was actually alive and thus provided him with companionship during his long boring days in the forest, and so she was his favorite axecessory.
by QuacksO August 03, 2019
Kinda hard to wear socks inside sandals with toe-posts --- I wonder if Sockrates invented the idea of the croc-style slippers?
by QuacksO January 13, 2022
Not to be confused wif da economy/bulk price dat you gain from purchasing super-sized-containers of groceries and household products at places like Sam's Club or Costco, this snortingly-sarcastic term refers to where a company packages their products in a much-larger cardboard package than said items actually take up, giving THEM the "discount", since they charge about as much for said parcel of goods as that seemingly- larger amount should logically cost.
To save space in my cupboard, I was able to fit almost two times the number of granola bars in a box as were in there originally --- talk about a big-box "discount"!
by QuacksO April 25, 2020
A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 27, 2023
An eastern-hemisphere region north of Australia where da inhabitants have impressive/attractive leg-joints.
In addition to savoringly holding hands wif pretty girls and giving them long soothing foot-rubz , I love massaging their delectable thighs and calves, so maybe I should try visiting Indokneesia and check out da native-chicks' extra-shapely lower extremities.
by QuacksO January 14, 2025