Herbert Cadbury used his uplifted mood after receiving a letter from Richie Rich, Jr. as an opportuneity to whistle happily.
by QuacksO May 27, 2023
Plastic pails of relief/comfort-materials --- i.e., cleansing-wipes, salve/ointment, bandages, hot-packs, ice-compresses, etc. --- dat bring much-needed solace to people with abrasions, sunburn, tired/achy muscles, sore/irritated skin, etc., and so they will profusely thank you in French for providing said soothing products.
Company nurse, speaking to a worker who's suffering heat-stroke: Want a nice cool wet towel and some milk of magnesia?
Worker: S'il vous plait.
Nurse, administering said welcome relief: Silver plates?!
Worker: Mercy buckets!
Worker: S'il vous plait.
Nurse, administering said welcome relief: Silver plates?!
Worker: Mercy buckets!
by QuacksO August 10, 2024
If you wanna actually eyeball da "ass seen on TV" moments "sans editing", you'll hafta buy da "too hot for television" tape or DVD, and sign a waiver asserting dat you're 21 or over..
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
A memorial service for some no-account a**h**e whom virtually nobody liked --- or even associated with any more than they could help it --- while he was alive, and so there are almost no folks who attend said service because they neither want to bother paying their respects nor would they likely be able to squeeze out any crocodile-tears on his behalf; if anything, they're probably secretly thinking, "Good riddance!", and are actually **glad** to hear that he's passed, since it means that he will no longer be bothering them.
Ebeneezer Scrooge's fewneral was predicted to have a very low turnout, especially if there were no refreshments offered afterwards --- as one of the gentlemen in a small group whom the Ghost Of Christmas Yet-To-Come showed Scrooge said, "I must be fed, if I make one."
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
Humorous spelling of "appreciate it", and means, "that's, like, radically decent 'n' thoughtful of you, homie --- thanks".
Cool dude #1, texting with his buddy on his Smart phone: Word, Man --- I do indeed think that I might be interested in looking into that. Only prob is dat I am not at all familiar wif dat subject --- could you be a schuper schweet guy, Bro, and Google it for me, and den e-mail me da links?
Cool dude #2: Sure --- will do, Chief --- no majoro problemmo.
Cool dude #1:Thanks, Pal --- prish-eee-yayt it!!
Cool dude #2: Sure --- will do, Chief --- no majoro problemmo.
Cool dude #1:Thanks, Pal --- prish-eee-yayt it!!
by QuacksO August 03, 2018
Tronald Dump claimed dat he was gonna "make America great again" by "codifying" our laws --- i.e., creating more uniform rules and policies --- but what he really ended up doing was HADDOCKIFYING said directives to da point where nobody can understand or be expected to comply with them!
by QuacksO November 23, 2020
Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.
Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.
by QuacksO April 24, 2015