QuacksO's definitions

fujitive

An on-the-lam person hiding out in the mountains of Japan.

Why would the pre-WW2 von Trapp family wanna flee to JAPAN, of all places? Seems like they'd be safer in neutral Switzerland than as fujitives!

by QuacksO January 25, 2022

body-surfer

1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.

Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.

by QuacksO May 10, 2018

hyperdermic needle

A syringe filled wif caffeine and/or sugar syrup, to make someone tense 'n' jittery when injected.

A lot of children and teenagers are so wired dat it's as if they took shots from a hyperdermic needle!

by QuacksO April 3, 2024

injest

To "swallow" a joke.

While a person can normally injest to his heart's content with no worry about health-problems, one still needs to take care to "count calories" in the case of carbs-laden "corny" jokes.

by QuacksO September 25, 2019

packusation

Claim dat someone has an issue with efficiently/safely stuffing items into a storage/transport container.

In his sportsman-based comedy tale, "The MFFFF", da out-of-shape Pat McManus suggests adding rocks to a more-physically-fit hiker's bookbag to slow him down enough for your porky weak-muscled self to puffingly keep up with him. I would not do this for two reasons: first, it's not being very nice to your travel-buddy, and he might lob angry verbal packusations at you if he discovered said granite lumps in among his belongings!

by QuacksO May 17, 2022

filthter

That diabolically-frustrating Web-content-blocker employed by libraries and schools/universities which violates your freedom of speech and often suffers from "false positives" --- i.e., invalidly prevents your being able to view non-offensive material merely because of a look-alike keyword or other innocent "gremlin" that the blocking-software mistakes for "adult" content.

Stud #1: This great Azlea video takes too long to load on just my dial-up connection; I think I'll take my laptop to the public library and use their high-speed WiFi connection to view it.
Stud #2: Sorry, Pal, but that won't work --- that connection has a filthter on it to prevent library patrons from viewing "juicy" material.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

gray lady/gray man

What you disgustedly see when viewing a profile or friendship-request for someone who either has cancelled his/her Tagged account or has not uploaded a photo, and so all that's there is a "generic" pale-sliver silhouette of a gal's or guy's head, with no facial-features or other identifying details at all.

I think that a lot of ghosts must be creating profiles on Tagged/hi5, since a lot of them merely have gray lady/gray man images, and the profiles "fade away and disappear" so readily and frequently.

by QuacksO May 17, 2019