bullyvard

Refers to any street dat you will wanna avoid walking along so as not to run afoul of neighborhood toughs.
It's always safer to take one or more companions with you when you travel on foot, especially if you hafta go on any bullyvards.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
mugGet the bullyvardmug.

premature elocution

Refers to a keyboarding-slip whereby you inadvertently "catch" da "Enter" key wif da right side of your thick clumsy finger when hitting da "quote/apostrophe" key while composing an instant-message to someone, causing said incomplete/unedited message to get sent to him before you were ready.
I love these new rubbery finger-cots dat reduce impact-fatigue/soreness of my fingertips while keyboarding and give me better "traction" on the keys, but da boots' sticky spongy surfaces cause me to perform a lot more premature elocutions than if I was just typing wif my bare leathery-dry fingers.
by QuacksO May 20, 2019
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love-triangle

Refers to da delightfully "lovable" three-sided patch of warm supple flesh dat a chick has in her lower-abdominal area, and dat she's allowing two tongue-lolling studs to access during da same period in her life. Said "lovely" inverted-isosceles shape also forms a sort of arrowhead dat points to said damsel's "love tunnel" into which said pair of lust-crazed dudes insert their "love-pipes" and release their "liquid love" inside of her.
Da term "love-triangle" could also describe da shape of a fairly-brief bikini-bottom dat covers said "precious pubic parcel" of bodily "real-estate", and dat therefore must be either removed or pulled aside for a guy to gain access to da lady's downstairs "love lips".
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
mugGet the love-trianglemug.

distrot

Horribly upset regarding an aspect of your horse's gait (or lack thereof).
In several humorous children's stories, a distrot wagon-driver whose balky nag refuses to pull his burden eventually discovers da old long-stick-with-a-carrot-on-da-end (or an ear of corn, bunch of juicy grass, etc.) strategy to get said uncooperative equine to begin plodding forwards once more.
by QuacksO January 14, 2023
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sensybil

How Basil Fawlty's long-suffering wife behaves compared to her temperishly-impulsive hubby.
Da proprietress of Fawlty Towers may indeed be "sensybil" in many ways, but her inherent laziness and her ability to infuriate her already-high-strung other half usually seem to largely negate da benefits of such prudent actions.
by QuacksO August 19, 2025
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cannabils

People who eat each other while high on marijuana.
Now that medical pot has been legalized, I am a bit extra wary when I venture out in public for fear of cannabils; I keep an eye out for anyone who might be giving me a "lean and hungry" look.
by QuacksO February 08, 2019
mugGet the cannabilsmug.
Okay, I won't jot down any letters or numbers --- but I WILL make lots of meaningless scribbly lines and ink-smudges in it, so dat YOU can't write anything in dat space, either! PPPPTHTHTHTHPPPPPT!!!
Telling someone "Do not write in this space" on a paperwork-form is virtually a guarantee that he will seethingly scrawl all kinds of infuriated gibberish in that precious little space, especially if he is feeling resentful about having to feverishly fill out the stupid form in the first place ("Whatever happened to the Paperwork-Reduction Act?!"), just as posting a "No Smoking" sign or putting up a "Keep Off The Grass" placard often results in an INCREASE in said unwanted activity, rather than lessening it!
by QuacksO September 06, 2019
mugGet the Do not write in this spacemug.