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A super-pleasant activity --- usually performed as a playful farewell gesture --- whereby you smilingly extend one hand at a time to the other person, then firmly bob both his hands up and down once.
The 1-2-3 handshake is most often administered by a mushy-hearted guy to a pretty girl whom he's met for the first time; it's a way of showing that he really enjoyed the "sit together awhile and chat" session that she shared with him, and hopes that they can continue their friendship for the foreseeable future.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
Get the 1-2-3 handshake mug.What you are smugly doing when you have your butt-hole hooked up to a tube dat runs into the car's air-intake, so dat you can drive right by da filling-station. Buying and preparing baked beans and cabbage costs a lot less than premium hydrocarbons.
Choosing a hybrid car can, just on its own, allow you to make fewer fuel-stops than with a non-electric-assist vehicle. But also feeding your engine the methane-vapors from yer large intestine can help you in "passing gas" even more.
by QuacksO March 31, 2021
Get the passing gas mug.What someone who hates canned food would feel like he was in if he was forced to subsist on Ball-bottled fare for any length of time.
Living "way out in da sticks" can indeed have its advantages, but if you have heavy snowfalls or flooding dat would prevent you from getting to da grocery store for a number of days on end, it could feel like "jarmageddon" if you hafta live on pickled beans and cucumbers for a week or more!
by QuacksO January 21, 2024
Get the jarmageddon mug.Just because someone has all of da "Thomas the Tank Engine" episodes on VHS/DVD and/or owns a large model-railroad layout doesn't mean dat he's actually "plumb locomotive".
by QuacksO October 30, 2023
Get the plumb locomotive mug.A less-than-peaceable status caused by someone's quoting one or more seemingly-favorable-to-himself passages from Da Good Book dat are not actually written in there.
In da Red Green Show, Mike Hamar mentions about how one of his dads advised him to "do unto others before they do unto you" --- "He said that's in the Bible." Red Green sarcastically opines dat said statement is merely an example of an "addverse situation", in dat it would certainly not be in da "King James version, but maybe the JESSE James version!"
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
Get the addverse situation mug.Da horrible effects of da infamous most-corpulent U.S. President's tragic blunders which da previous Prez Teddy Roosevelt attempted to straighten out by vigorously running for top dog again.
Da Great Willie Howie made a lot of costly screw-ups while he was alive, but da piano-case-sized coffin dat he was buried in hadda be expensively custom-made, of course, and so dat only to da Taftermath!
by QuacksO October 21, 2022
Get the Taftermath mug.The practice of restraining oneself from indulging in something sinful or potentially harmful/dangerous (i.e., sex, drugs, etc.) unless one is totally plastered on strong liquor. Can also loosely refer to someone's publicly raving against alcohol-consumption, but then secretly "boozing it up big-time" when he's alone, like the hypocritical "King" in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
Gerald Strickland claimed to strongly disapprove of alcohol, yet as we saw in the "clandestine sipping" scene on Back To The Future 2, he was merely practicing absinthence.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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