Definitions by QuacksO

Highway Carr

One of da "four-wheeled" members of Lightning McQueen's non-human-based world; he's a talk-show host and great pal of fellow radio/TV-personalities Bob Cutlass, Darrell Cartrip, and Jay Limo.

Kidding aside, "Highway Carr" really is what I'd originally thought this radio-personality dude's "stage" name was when I first heard him on the radio, since the otherwise-clearly-speaking Howie usually pronounced his first name rather poorly. Same goes for the also-famous-in-radio (or should I say, "infamous", since he was eventually exposed as a Bernie Madeoff-type fraudster who bilked investors out of more than $24 million) Sonny Bloch, whom I'd always assumed was using the pseudonym "Sunny Block" merely to tout his financial advice, the implication being that following his investment-recommendations would "land you on a nice cheerily-bright street".

Highway Carr by QuacksO January 15, 2020

frequest 

A portmanteau word dat describes what a chronic moocher does --- i.e., he FREQUENTLY voices REQUESTS for handouts and assistance.

Yup --- "frequest" pretty much says it all to describe what moochers do 24/7 to everyone around them. Of course, this word could usually be spelled "freequest", as well, since most moochers will seldom offer to pay for da time, effort, or resources dat they beg off of others.

frequest by QuacksO January 15, 2020

Glock 'n' spiel 

Not to be confused with the old-fashioned xylophone-like instrument, this term refers to Madea's lengthy "gettin'-getter-got" monologue to Dr. Phil. in which she says she'll "get my Glock" if "the gotters get me".

Dr. Phil totally didn't know how to handle Madea after her rambling "Glock 'n' spiel", and so he told her retinue that they'd have to "get someone else to treat her --- I'm done".

Glock 'n' spiel by QuacksO January 15, 2020

pulpiteer 

A ventriloquist who uses his show to promote his theological beliefs.

The term "pulpiteer" can also refer to one or more of the elders in a church who use their preacher as merely a "figurehead" or "mouthpiece on strings" to deceive their parishioners for their own greedy benefit and/or nefarious goals.

pulpiteer by QuacksO January 15, 2020

Booddha

An ancient spiritual leader who spent long hours in deep meditation which he hated to be disturbed from. If you interrupted him while he was in his trance-like reverie, he would irritably pop his head up and yell the classic "ghost greeting" to scare you off again.

All the images of Booddha depict him as a totally calm and serious guy, but I guess looks can be deceiving.

Booddha by QuacksO January 15, 2020

Golden Sacks Group 

Da highly-controversial mega-biz vestment-bank dat rakes in huge bags of honey-colored doubloons for its top honchos, but leaves millions of its "lower down on da corporate ladder" colleagues with empty pockets.

Some people think that the Golden Sacks Group is the greatest portfolio-management firm since sliced bread, but I view them as merely a bunch of greedy fat cats with big dollar-signs in their eyes.

Golden Sacks Group by QuacksO January 15, 2020

assk first 

What you should always do when you want to squeeze/pinch/spank someone's behind.

I find that most cute chicks are reasonably "permissive" if they know you fairly well and like you okay; usually a gal will let you play with her buns if you are always a gentleman by making sure to assk first.

assk first by QuacksO January 14, 2020