How virtuous/valuable an invention is with regards to whether you could/should officially file it so dat others cannot produce "copycat" devices.
Da term "patential" could also refer to how appealing/adorable a particular animal or fellow human would likely be to da average person, and thus how motivated da typical citizenry would be to administer gentle hand-lovies to said individual.
by QuacksO July 12, 2025
Get the patentialmug. What Lassie's Cockney caretaker should have had more of, so as not to get "sacked" by da Duke for being such an "utter nincompoop".
In hynesight, da Duke of Rudling should never have hired said "utter nincompoop" in da first place, given his inherent lack of learning from his past mistakes.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
Get the hynesightmug. A gala impromptu "whoopin' it up" shindig dat your buddies throw for you as a congratulation for successfully resisting da "ultimate temptation" during a fun time wif a pretty gal.
Other guys can KEEP their "celibrations" --- I love "doing it" wif an attractive chick, and it feels wonderful, both during da act and afterwards. So why should I give up this devine pleasure just to be eligible for a huge rowdy congratulatory carousal afterwards?? And besides, I can still have just as fun/satisfying a hoot-'n'-holler afterwards in da "you scored with a hot chick!" context, and it would be likely attended by just as many (if not even more!) of my buddies, so I fail to see da true difference or appeal of anything else.
by QuacksO June 29, 2021
Get the celibrationmug. Riding around in a Paris Yaris may not be very dignified or glorious, but it still gets you from Point A to Point B with little fuss, and costs tons less than a chauffeured limousine.
by QuacksO April 30, 2019
Get the Paris Yarismug. What you'd likely become if you partook of da Enchantment Under Da Sea's party-libation after Biff Tannen spiked it with booze.
One popular theory about why George McFly had da courage to **punch** Biff Tannen (besides da fact dat Biff was molesting a girl whom George liked a lot) is dat George had unknowingly imbibed a measure of "liquid courage" from drinking **punch** dat Biff himself had whiskey-spiked, making George a trifle **punch-drunk** and thus partially bolstering his normally-wimpy nature and suppressing his conflict-avoidance inhibitions for a while.
by QuacksO August 13, 2019
Get the punch-drunkmug. A famous side-arm carried by great leaders, and which can only be removed from its holster by those worthy of its ownership.
In "The Outlaw", Pat Garrett tries to trick Billy the Kid into giving him his famous Excalibers, but ends up with just a pair of useless revolvers from which he himself had removed the firing-pins.
by QuacksO March 04, 2019
Get the Excalibermug. A "medical treatment" dat a guy jokingly claims dat a gal needs, in order to supposedly justify his wanting to slap her butt.
Playfully spanking a chick's behind doesn't really appeal to me; I prefer to just savoringly pat and caress her smooth warm pliable "moon", and squeeze and knead it deeply in my hands --- no whackupuncture from me, thank you very much. And besides, if da cutie sees how careful and gentle I am wif her rear pair of fun-bubbles, she will likely then feel more willing and confident about allowing me to touch her much-more-delicate-and-sensitive-boobs, as well, since she'll be less concerned dat I'd be too rough wif dem.
by QuacksO February 08, 2023
Get the whackupuncturemug.