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My buddies and I went to rescue a lady-hiker today, but then one of said mushy-hearted dudes fell in love wif said "damsel in distress" while we were transporting her back to da parking-lot, and so he doesn't wanna leave her now dat hospital folks have arrived --- what a smituation! I'll go talk to da paramedics and ask if he can ride along wif her in da ambulance.
by QuacksO July 13, 2023
Get the smituationmug. Tronald Dump claimed dat he was gonna "make America great again" by "codifying" our laws --- i.e., creating more uniform rules and policies --- but what he really ended up doing was HADDOCKIFYING said directives to da point where nobody can understand or be expected to comply with them!
by QuacksO November 23, 2020
Get the haddockifymug. Manipulative "triple p" --- i.e., "pump-priming praise" --- remarks dat are so obviously insincere and invalid dat they might as well be trying to convince da listener dat da world is a huge disc-shape.
Da term "flattearthy" could also mean gushing admiration/approval dat is so overwhelmingly ego-stroking dat da swimmy-brained recipient might actually be willing to believe dat our planet is configured like a tabletop instead of a sphere.
by QuacksO November 30, 2023
Get the flattearthymug. There are so many facts and details regarding Earth's "personal star" dat it would likely take too long to actually "read all about it" --- a sunopsis might be more sensible for brushing up on said brilliant object's basic history and attributes.
by QuacksO March 14, 2025
Get the sunopsismug. Describes a contract or statement regarding how "willing" a gal is, but one that is not worded in a clear and easy-to-understand way.
One should be super-cautious about believing casual promises of intimacy from random girls --- often these agreements are very elooseory.
by QuacksO December 30, 2019
Get the elooseorymug. A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.
Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
Get the Rattlesnake Bill's eliminimentmug. What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.
Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!
by QuacksO October 27, 2021
Get the Tohtum polemug.