horizontal handshake

A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).
I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.
by QuacksO August 02, 2019
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Quonsett hut

Da humorous name dat they would refer to da 8X8 cell dat da infamous Ada would have had to live in if she'd got put in da slammer for her repeated airline-stowaway crimes.
While it's certainly true dat a Quonsett hut might not be da most comfy domicile, at least it would have a rounded top like a passenger-plane's fuselage, and so it would remind da occupant of her heady exciting life as a freeloader on commercial airliners!
by QuacksO November 03, 2021
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sattitude

Da sour-faced refusal to budge dat one or more people exhibit when asked to stand up while their butts are comfortably planted.
If you'd hadda stand up for too long a period, you might develop a bit of a sattitude at da end of your break-time, as well, if someone expected you to spryly bounce back up and resume working.
by QuacksO January 16, 2023
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OCDD

A mental/psychological disorder causing an abnormal interest in large ta-tas.
Typical guys love big boobs, so trying to say that a particular dude has OCDD is a joke --- any hot stud with raging hormones is gonna have an eye for chesty chicks.
by QuacksO May 17, 2019
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Apollogy

A verbal expression of regret voiced by the Greek god of the solar system.
Wikipedia mentions the myriad of foibles and transgressions committed by the Greek god of many talents, yet it says nothing of his making an Apollogy for any of them.
by QuacksO August 01, 2018
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stripulation

A proviso of an agreement whereby someone has to remove some or all of his garments.
In his historical agreement with her regarding his treating his subjects more reasonably, Lady Godiva's husband made an infamous stripulation.
by QuacksO February 07, 2022
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recooperate

What you hafta do after being shut up indoors for too long.
My horses hate being stuck in da barn during da winter, so during warmer spells and as early as possible in the spring, I always open da stall-doors and give them lots of outdoor frolic-time to recooperate.
by QuacksO December 14, 2020
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