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Slammer-time dat ya get sentenced to due to yer not having properly cut da grooves into knife-blades.
Ya can get similar-length stints at Da Crossbar Hotel if ya either neglected to form sawing-channels into tough-materials-slicing cutlery like tomato- or steak-knives, or DID grind da ol' zipper-teeth into paring- or boning-knives dat WERE NOT supposed to have them ---- either commission of serious neglect can carry some fairly-hefty incarserration, too! :P
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
Get the incarserration mug.Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
Get the No stiffs, glans, or butts mug.Cutting wif scissors and/or carefully separating sheet-portions along perforations, so as to avoid ripping da material in ragged-edged pieces.
Making fussy little snips or careful tugs rather than simply yankin' a sheet of paper or cloth in two may indeed be a neater and more-accurate altornative, but many folks lack da patience and/or hand-movement precision for dat crap.
by QuacksO March 1, 2023
Get the altornative mug.1. Da first conceptional sproutings of someone's present-day radiant charisma.
2. What happened in da first place to cause someone to be glowingly-red-faced from downing too many shots of Beefeater's or Gordon's.
2. What happened in da first place to cause someone to be glowingly-red-faced from downing too many shots of Beefeater's or Gordon's.
A lot of drunks mistakenly believe dat they have sparkling personalities; we all know where da "auragins" of DAT foolish idea came from! :P
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
Get the auragins mug.Decorative body-wear dat you really get a "charge" out of because its appearance is really "electrifying".
I wonder if a recovering alcoholic could get a sufficient "buzz" from wearing joulery to sufficiently slake his cravings for liquor till he no longer felt any need for it?
by QuacksO May 27, 2021
Get the joulery mug.Honesty and morality dat's so thorough and complete dat it truly "goes down to da very bottom" of conscientiousness.
John is so honorable dat he will literally sift through debris on da floor to locate minute items dat he feels he should address/process in some way --- talk about total integritty!
by QuacksO September 12, 2022
Get the integritty mug.A well-meaning phrase that seldom actually improves anything overall, but instead merely results in a lot of emotional discomfort and sexual-harassment accusations.
"Hugs not drugs" usually doesn't solve anything, anymore than dry-drunks are actually helped by being given sweets as a reward for not imbibing, which of course merely gets them hooked on sugar instead or alcohol --- it just trades one serious addiction for another. So all that "hugs not drugs" does is to cause people who would ordinarily crave drugs to instead begin invading others' personal boundaries by demanding affectionate gestures many times per day --- again, nothing is really "solved" or "improved"; it merely shifts the abuse from one destructive habit to another comparably-damaging-to-society activity.
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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