A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 02, 2018
Excessively picky about finances; being a penny-pincher.
Ebeneezer Scrooge was so pursnickety that he would endanger his own health and safety ("Cold and darkness are free; I love them! Saves on coal and candle-wax!") just to avoid spending a few farthings.
by QuacksO September 18, 2019
Da "yucky 'n' sticky" post-romantic-fun effects (i.e., angry parents, a squalling baby, child-support payments, etc.) of one or more "giggles 'n' chuckles" encounters (i.e., a guy and gal making happy/amused sounds while intimately canoodling) dat resulted in da girl's getting preggo.
Regardless of whether ya spell it "lafterbirth" or "laughterbirth", it's definitely not "all fun and games" when da gal's abdomen starts to swell out!
by QuacksO January 10, 2023
Da "yucky 'n' sticky post-activity mess" dat often occurs when a horny guy shares one or more "hot 'n' heavy encounters" with a farmer's daughter in da haymow.
by QuacksO January 10, 2023
Big-wig developers and politicians love to show glowingly-optimistic predictions of their proposed "progress" or "developments" on their big easel-boards, but most of da time it's just a lot of dishonest graphiti!
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
Da infamous '80's-and-'90's-era northeastern-United-States mega-biz in wired communications dat had "scored a perfect ten" as far as da "number" of company-names dat it had "dialed up" (i.e., acquired) --- and then often "slammed down da receiver on" (i.e., tossed away again) --- over da decades.
Well, da 1984 radio-ad did indeed actually state dat "The Bell System is breaking up", so maybe their calling themselves da "NineEx family" isn't such a "phony" name, after all; I imagine dat da "book" of their "call history" --- i.e., past corporate-affiliation evolution --- contains a lot of "yeller pages", in dat many of da corporations dat they had previously "hung up on" were quite loudly opposed to said "disconnections"!
by QuacksO April 07, 2025
What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.
Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"
by QuacksO October 31, 2023