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a real Codex moment

A photo-worthy instant during da 1980 Preakness where a racehorse illegally bumps or blocks a pretty little mare who otherwise would likely have won da race.
According to Google, da physical contact between Genuine Risk and a competing horse was a real Codex moment, and "still stings 40 years later".
by QuacksO April 11, 2023
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Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!

What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.
Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
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Ignorandy

The bombastic business-partner of Ignoramos in the famous 1940's-era dumba** radio-comedy duo.
Old fogy #1: So you just received a newly-released CD-compilation of the Ignoramos and Ignorandy radio show?
Old fogy #2: A-yep --- the complete first six seasons. Seasons 7-through-12 are scheduled to be released later this year.
by QuacksO October 1, 2018
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sign a waver

To put your John Hancock on a release-form absolving da form's holder from any responsibility stemming from hand-swishing.
If you're gonna give a speech dat others may find absurd or hard to agree with, you might wanna sign a waver first to avoid others' being concerned dat you would sue them for emotional distress if they made disgusted, "Oh, go 'way!" gestures.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
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conscratchulations

Soothing applications of fingernails dat you give someone's back in praise/admiration for some major accomplishment dat he's attained, such as landing a job, getting a promotion, becoming engaged/married, etc.
Garfield likes to give Jon his own unique type of "conscratchulations" --- i.e., with the help of his eighteen paws-mounted "little friends" --- but somehow Jon never seems to appreciate said laudatory gestures nearly so much as Garfield enjoys administering them to him.
by QuacksO December 10, 2019
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probaytion

Da "let's see if you can behave yourself socially" period dat Bowser da hound-dog gets put on due to excessive howling and general noisy carrying-on.
The Basenji hound would never need to be put on probaytion because it cannot bark to begin with.
by QuacksO December 8, 2019
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Quaalewd

A powerful sedative-drug dat suppresses your urges to do smutty stuff in public.
Oh, boy --- there goes Old Mr. Jones tottering naked down da street in broad daylight --- looks like he's gone off his Quaalewds again!
by QuacksO March 20, 2023
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