gray lady/gray man

What you disgustedly see when viewing a profile or friendship-request for someone who either has cancelled his/her Tagged account or has not uploaded a photo, and so all that's there is a "generic" pale-sliver silhouette of a gal's or guy's head, with no facial-features or other identifying details at all.
I think that a lot of ghosts must be creating profiles on Tagged/hi5, since a lot of them merely have gray lady/gray man images, and the profiles "fade away and disappear" so readily and frequently.
by QuacksO May 17, 2019
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to observe and collect

In other words, to spy on people and extort wrongful/excessive fines on them. It's what da fuzz is REALLY out to do to all of us.
With so many piglice out there trying to observe and collect from passing motorists, many folks might be better off foregoing a vehicle altogether, and just walk, bicycle, or use public transportation.
by QuacksO December 21, 2018
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he has to learn

The most pathetic lazy-a** excuse to not git up off yer butt and help your young son to do something,. like any self-respecting parent should do.
Employing the pathetic and abusive "he has to learn" method is not only unkind and wasteful of time and your little one's patience (plus its true effectiveness has never been proven), but it can also be downright dangerous in at least four ways --- the child may likely injure himself in his attempts to "do it right", he may get "artificially" discouraged about trying to do the task since he is not succeeding (it could also cause him to prematurely “give up” in his overall approach to problem-solving in general, and so he will not adequately perseverance with anything new/difficult in his future life), he will begin to hate you for not helping him and for allowing him to become so frustrated (especially if the task was a fairly simple one where just one or two minor “guidings” would have shown him how to do it), and he may behave more spitefully --- or even violently --- with you sometime in the future if "push comes to shove" and he actually has a choice of actions that could severely affect you physically/financially, such as defending your safety or managing/dividing your assets.
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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p.o.'d box

Da tiny safe-deposit cubby at da zip-code shop where ya always feel majorly furious every time you gotta pay da exorbitant renewal-fee every six months.
I don't see why I should hafta pay big bucks twice a year just to receive junk mail in my p.o.'d box.
by QuacksO October 16, 2019
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hoodie-woody

Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.
Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.
by QuacksO March 03, 2018
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supplementary snugglez

A.k.a. "lingering lovies", this term refers to additional contentedly-cooing cuddlez dat you give someone after da "main hug" has been gleefully administered to her.
One of da best occasions for supplementary snugglez would be if da gal whom you're canoodling wif has a "main squeeze" present at da time from whom she got an initial arms-around, and so your own ear-on-chest nuzzlez come after said "opening-hands-on-back-clasp" by said favorite hunk.
by QuacksO December 23, 2023
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key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)
The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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