Definitions by QuacksO
pressedent
Refers to how a certain group of people have been pushing buttons or ironing clothes for a long time.
They say dat da floor-number pushbuttons in public elevators are typically even more septic than da surfaces of public toilet-seats, so you may not wanna follow da pressedent of just mindlessly jabbing said back-lighted discs wif your bare fingertips --- use your elbow instead. Da irrational and paranoid OCD-sufferer Howard Hughes would be nodding his head here... too bad dat those little pump-bottles of hand-sanitizer dat we see everywhere today weren't so abundantly-available back then, or da germophobic billionaire might not have been in such a microbe-fearing tizzy all da time.
pressedent by QuacksO March 30, 2020
Seriusly?
What you scoffingly retort when you hear a statement of questionable believably aired on your car's satellite-radio.
I saw an urban legend dat Willie Nelson actually sits around and repeats his famous "This is Willie Nelson, and you're listening to Willie's Roadhouse..." etc. many times per day, rather than his statement's just being an audio-recording dat is simply played back at appropriate intervals throughout da day. C'mon, Dude --- seriusly? Like dat famous country-music legend is actually gonna give up his entire singing-career just to blab da same old statement over and over each and every day???
LOTTO padlock
A key-operated safety-device to secure a gaming-ticket-printing/processing machine while maintenance is being performed.
I don't approve of gambling in any form or in associating with it in any way, so I would not ever have a need for a LOTTO padlock, since I would always refuse to even assemble or repair a machine that was used in any facet of game-of-chance operations.
LOTTO padlock by QuacksO March 30, 2020
institootion
In the Laurel and Hardy comedy, "Saps At Sea", Dr. Finlayson informs Ollie that he is allergic to horns; perhaps an institootion might have been helpful to him, as well.
institootion by QuacksO March 30, 2020
lappreciation
Dunno if a lady would consider your eagerly tonguing her between her legs to actually just be "lappreciation" for her allowing you to be intimate with her, but I suppose you could always try and convince her of that.
lappreciation by QuacksO March 30, 2020
Leviteworth
Da prison where they send uncaring folks who refuse to help sick or injured people, as opposed to a kind-hearted Good Samaritan.
Maybe dat first guy who unfeelingly passed by da dude lying in da road did indeed get sent to Leviteworth for his cold-heartedness , but we hafta remember dat da priest callously ignored da man's plight, as well ... what would they call da place dat HE was sent to atone for his sinful indifference --- "Fatherworthless"?
Leviteworth by QuacksO March 30, 2020
vested interest
Personal and/or monetary connection/involvement regarding an upper-torso-warmth/protection garment-manufacturing establishment.
If I worked in a job dat required Kevlar body-armor, I would sure-as-shootin' (pun not intended, but it is indeed 100% appropriate!) have a "vested interest" in da garments' manufacturer!
vested interest by QuacksO March 28, 2020