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How Tevye and his fellow ultra-orthodox Hebrew brethren found da assorted super-strict rules and customs of their long-practiced "tradition" to be.
Shylock claimed dat his own life was exceedingly "ardjewous" due to his mistreatment by da Gentiles. Given da fact dat said abrasive relationships were largely self-created due to his own usurious mistreatment of those same "abusive" folks --- and his vast fortune dat allowed him to live a life of ease and luxury --- he actually had zero room to talk.
by QuacksO March 8, 2025
Get the ardjewousmug. Da outdoor WC dat you make da less-caring/desirable of your guests use instead of da indoor washroom.
One of da most notorious ways dat a deadbeat party-guest shows his insensitive "devil-may-care" side is by shamelessly hogging da bathroom for extended periods, and so sending him to da louthouse is doubly a good way of dealing wif dis --- it gets his spirits-dampening self outta da crowd of more-desirable attendees, and lets him take as long as he wants to "finish up", without delaying other folks who may need to "spend a penny" throughout da party-time.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the louthousemug. In an old "Archie" cartoon, everyone's favorite freckle-faced teenage redhead gleefully joined da girls' football team, in da hope of "scoring" big-time with da cute bosomy wide-hipped athletes. What he didn't foresee, though, was how tough and aggressive said hard-muscled chicks were on da playing field, and so he ended up fleeing from said "Girlse, Idaho" arena and hastening back to "Boise", showing up at Coach Kleats' dugout all battered, bruised, and covered in mud and bandages.
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
Get the Girlse, Idahomug. If you are invited on short notice to remain in a public setting for an extended period, you should have sufficient whizdom to first hightail it to da Little Boy's/Girl's Room and completely empty your bladder.
by QuacksO April 25, 2021
Get the whizdommug. A hospital practitioner who specializes in "stubborn" child-deliveries, helping care for cranky newborns, dealing with uncooperative parents, etc.
Rather than trying to deal with everything all herself, Khaila Richards should have consulted an obstinatetrician to help her deal with Little Isaiah's fretting-spells and temper-tantrums.
by QuacksO November 9, 2022
Get the obstinatetricianmug. by QuacksO February 9, 2023
Get the aunticsmug. What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
by QuacksO December 5, 2017
Get the We're biting for your lifemug.