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johnre

A sub-class of dudes wif da most common of male first names.
Are there more dudes wif a certain first name in Wisconsin (whether they have a similar-sounding last name or work in lumber yards is optional), or is dat a "johnre" dat basically spans da entire nation?
by QuacksO June 15, 2021
mugGet the johnremug.

Amsterdamned

What Bible-thumpers claim you'll be if you succumb to temptations of the flesh while "window shopping".
If I invite a hot-bodied street-walker to accompany me out of the Red-light District and travel to some remote location far from the city before I share a bouncy-bouncy with her, will I still be Amsterdamned?
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
mugGet the Amsterdamnedmug.

job skills

When used years ago, this term referred to the experience/efficiency that you possessed regarding your employer's required tasks.
Nowadays, however, it often merely refers to how expert you are at giving head and/or "spanking the monkey", plus how willing you are to administer said sinful pleasures to your boss whenever he requests you to do so.
I wonder if Willie asked Monica a lot of "in-depth" questions regarding her "job skills" when he originally interviewed for her internship?
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
mugGet the job skillsmug.

effissioncy

How economically a nuke plant operates.
Hydroelectric and fossil-fueled power plants can continue operating for many decades with just routine maintenance, but uranium-operated generating stations hafta be completely replaced after just a relatively few years --- not very good "effissioncy" there, if you ask me!
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
mugGet the effissioncymug.

retallyate

To get back at someone you're steamed at by altering da amount, number, weight, or volume of something.
Da clerk at da hardware store put too few screws in da bag last time, so I retallyated by putting too MANY screws in da bag this time --- i.e., claiming dat there were fewer in da bag than there actually were.
by QuacksO June 19, 2021
mugGet the retallyatemug.

gelousy

Envious of someone else's ease and/or success at making a liquid thicken.
I just used ordinary store-bought fruit-pectin to create my peach-preserves --- no need to feel any gelousy over it.
by QuacksO February 15, 2025
mugGet the gelousymug.

torroid affair

A steamy bouncy-bouncy dat's shared while said passionate lovers are hunkering down inside da circular coil-core of a giant power-transformer.
Having a torroid affair can indeed be exciting and satisfying, but you will want to make sure dat nobody accidentally turns on da "juice" to said massive power-unit while you two are in da middle of "swapping your juices" inside, so dat said tinglingly-invigorating encounter doesn't become an "electrifying" experience!
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
mugGet the torroid affairmug.

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