Definitions by QuacksO

s'il vous play 

A "fake French" phrase dat requests permission to engage in recreational activity.

One of da best uses for "s'il vous play" would be to give a bosomy chick a big ol' face-to-boobs snuggle and then tentatively hold yer hands near said bountiful chest-treasures and pose said "playful" saying to her, indicating dat you'd like permission to "pleeze squeeze theeze".

s'il vous play by QuacksO August 23, 2025

iconomy 

Da financial status of fancy-schmancy "click here" computer-symbols.

Da current iconomy is quite robust, since people love having lots of new cool-looking cursor-targets every year.

iconomy by QuacksO August 22, 2025

floorist 

A businessperson who deals in fancy tile-arrangements for sprucing up a dwelling's walking-surfaces.

I am satisfied with just ordinary linoleum dat I can install myself, so I doubt dat I'll have any need to call a floorist.

floorist by QuacksO August 22, 2025

moretician 

A funeral-home director whom they call in when there's an uptick in da number of folks who are kickin' da bucket.

If a MOREtician deals with LARGER-than-usual numbers of deceased humans, and a LESStician studies FEWER cases than da norm, what would we call an undertaker with just an ordinary "workload"? An "AVERAGEtician"???

moretician by QuacksO August 22, 2025

paulatics 

Government-related claptrap regarding women named Paula.

"Paulatics" is apparently quite a prolifically-active career, as there have been plenty of women with that first name in da "wrangling for power 'n' prestige" arena!

paulatics by QuacksO August 22, 2025

reeligion 

Da spiritual code dat anglers believe in.

"I fish, therefore I lie" --- what kinda twisted "reeligion" is DAT???

reeligion by QuacksO August 22, 2025

flourescent 

Da glow-in-da-dark property of sourdough when exposed to UV light.

If ya don't prefer fermented-flour bread over regular whole-grain but can't be sure of da difference just by sniffin' or lookin' at it, try takin' da sandwich dat yer hippie-pal made fer ya into a tannin' booth to see how flourescent it is before ya go cluelessly chompin' into it.

flourescent by QuacksO August 22, 2025