A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.
I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.
by QuacksO December 02, 2018
If da lousy-quality Yugo and Mego cars were built in Yugoslavia and Megoslavia respectively, was da equally-substandard Wheego "jointly" made by both countries combined ("We Go"), or is there actually a third empire with an equally-deplorable set of manufacturing-standards???
by QuacksO May 03, 2020
In The Pied Piper of Hamlin, things were in a really crittercal condition before said musician showed up.
by QuacksO January 13, 2021
Skyrockets, flares, and other glowing/exploding chemical-based fireworks dat buccaneers shoot off in an attempt to intimidate other ships into letting themselves be robbed and/or taken over by said seagoing miscreants.
Piratechnics may indeed be fear-instilling, particularly if they're especially bright or noisy; there really should be little to be frightened of, though, unless said men of fortune actually start firing live-ammunition devices like cannons or rifles.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
"Da "Merchant of Venice" play shows da extreme dangers of obsessively following da teachings of Duetoronomy --- DUE TO da infamous Venecian Torah-thumping money-lender's greed and selfishly-wicked mindset regarding those unfortunate souls from whom large sums were DUE TO him, he never considered what his evil policies might DO TO said indigent individuals!
by QuacksO November 20, 2024
If an endeavor begins either not producing enough tangible results, requiring too much effort, taking too long, or costing too much, that's usually an adequit ground to abandon said task and move on to something more productive.
by QuacksO October 06, 2024
Zeus had started really kraken down on the opposition until Perseus turned said tentacled behemoth to stone by showing it Medusa's head.
by QuacksO February 09, 2023