I wonder if the huge-honker-endowed characters in the "Wizard of Id" cartoon descended from native tribes on Mozambeak?
by QuacksO July 06, 2018
Da infamous "blonde sees what she thinks are dolphins" Vonage ad indicates dat said ditzy tow-head didn't have an overly-abundant supply of endorfins in her brain!
by QuacksO April 23, 2023
Any noisy alarm-device that produces an ear-piercing and/or highly-irritating noise every time it detects anything amiss. Can also loosely refer to the hair-trigger wrongness-detecting consciousness of an overly-zealous/sensitive person who vociferously protests anything and everything that he deems inappropriate, unfair, dangerous, unsanitary, etc.
Howard Hughes was infamous for his irrational behavior and assorted phobias; one of his most notorious disorders was his overactive squawkometer regarding germs.
by QuacksO January 01, 2019
A baked-goods ingredient dat makes da end-product so wonderfully light and fluffy dat it totally busts da roof off of a "perfect ten" rating.
Gramma's delicious pastries have her love and cheerful demeanor baked into them, so dat mix of invisible ingredients is all da elevening needed to make them all total winners in da flavor and texture department!
by QuacksO February 01, 2023
Da lesser-known 18th-century classical-music composer who was very bashful about showing himself in public, and so he had to have a courier deliver the sheet-music to the publisher after he'd composed said melodic artistry.
It's too bad that modern electronics and communications didn't exist back in Franz Jozef Hidin's time, or he could simply have faxed of emailed his priceless works of music to his publishers instead of having a courier hand-deliver them.
by QuacksO January 10, 2020
Y'know, da concept of "bookmobile vs. boobmobile" might not be such a crazy idea, after all --- if they had one or more chesty chicks operate and staff said tomes-stocked bus, and promised guys dat dey would each get to feel up said well-endowed cuties for a few minutes in exchange for every book dat dey read, local literacy and readership would likely skyrocket!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
Refers to a chick's boob that you're temporarily "liberated" from her upper-body garment (i.e., you reached into the lady's collar-opening and hauled out one of her "girls") so that you could play with it bare and suck on her nipple for a moment before "putting it back into its jail cell".
Lots of buxom gals are more than willing to let you perform a "girl on furlough" maneuver; out of consideration and respect for said "willing" damsel, though, be sure to (1) be very careful and gentle with her chest-pillows, and (2) always take the time and effort to properly "tuck The Girls back inside" --- i.e., neatly re-arrange the girl's blouse, tank top, bra, etc. to return everything to how it had been before you started playing around with her chest, so that the boobs-sharing chick will feel secured and comfy again after you've had your fun.
by QuacksO September 13, 2020