QuacksO's definitions

counterfit

A fake temper-tantrum.

Some grownups think that imitating a child's needless emotional meltdown will cause said youngsters to see how ridiculous and silly it makes him look, but often said "counterfit" actions just make said pint-sized complainer feel all the more upset and dissatisfied.

by QuacksO July 27, 2023

dienosaur

Da spelling of their name shoulda given them a clue dat they were all eventually gonna go extinct.

Da dienosaur-era reptiles may indeed no longer be with us, but a few reptiles still do exist, such as turtles and tortoises, alligators and crocodiles, lizards, snakes, etc.

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

adremeline rush

Da excited tingle dat you feel all over when operating a high-speed pencil-type rotary tool.

Lots of folks don't seem to get overly excited about using power tools, but I always get a major adremeline rush whenever I break out my loaded plastic tool-and-accessories storage-case to perform assorted drilling/cutting/grinding/shaping tasks.

by QuacksO August 27, 2022

appetight

A craving for rich carbs-laden cuisine that causes your waistline to become overly "snug" inside your belt.

President Taft had such a prodigious appetight that when he died, they buried him in a coffin the size of a piano-case.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

bingenuity

Exceptional cleverness dat allows one to obtain/access vast quantities of something.

Biff Tannen was described in da newspapers as having incredible bingenuity due to his vast wealth gained from sports-betting, but in reality it was merely from his having read Gray's Sports Almanac and thus already knowing said competitions' outcomes before placing his bets.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

beerrigation

Refers to da voluminous "watering" dat occurs when several big dudes drink copious quantities of Buds and Coors and then majorly "drain their radiators" on da ground afterwards.

In da famous song "Second Week Of Deer Camp" by "Da Yoopers", they speak of da guys having created "a ring of yellow snow" all around da hunting camp due to their frequent intervals of beerrigation throughout their days of indolent debauchery --- "We drink, play cards, and shoot da bull, but never shoot no deer".

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

shinanigans

Fun stuff and/or less-than-honest behavior regarding one's lower legs.

Beware of unexpectedly "loose" gals who offer you fourth-base privileges sooner than you might expect; they may just be up to their usual shinanigans to con you out of money or other valuable resource!

by QuacksO December 2, 2021