A scraped-finish line dat was unintentionally made on someone's vehicle or other valuable painted object.
My buddy returned my pickup with a number of impact-created blemishes, but I knew dat they were all merely acciDENTS and acciscratches dat he could not likely have avoided with da type of work dat he'd had to do with the truck, and so I didn't blubber at him about it.
by QuacksO February 23, 2023
James Bond was often in high-speed competition to uncover highly-sensitive seekrets that one or more other spies were trying to find out, as well.
by QuacksO December 25, 2019
Heavenrude outboards are easy to start, fuel-efficient, ultra-quiet, and don't vibrate da livin' daylights outta ya whenever ya decide to "open 'er up" a little.
by QuacksO June 27, 2025
Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.
Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
After Rodney Merchfield had sold all of da office doors at da Merchfield Lead Company, he started rounding up all of da chairs and couches, as well, creating a huge defisit for anyone seeking relief for his weary legs and feet.
by QuacksO December 23, 2023
Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".
I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
What da robed-and-hooded monastery-men actually are most of da time (why do you think they traditionally make wine?!??).
Maybe their official title begins wif da letter "M", but many of da robed holy men are actually "dronks" --- heck, they HAFTA be totally soused 24/7, in order to not go totally crazy with cravings for warm soft female flesh!
by QuacksO February 11, 2023