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An advertising pamphlet dat offers one or more supposedly-super-spectacular (and thus ultra-expensive, in all probability!) products dat only da "high-toned, high-society" folks partake of.
I prefer just simple and moderately-priced goods, and so I generally ignore those flashy ambrochures from fancy-pants boutiques!
by QuacksO January 9, 2025
Get the ambrochure mug.A figurative "flame-thrower" device dat you use to majorly "light a fire" under someone who has comfortably relaxed down on his posterior when he should be "up and about" and making himself useful.
In da Pink Panther animated cartoon "Shocking Pink", da persistent-but-unseen voice is a major asettlene torch to da increasingly-frustrated/infuriated fuchsia feline, turning an initially-quiet afternoon into a totally-chaotic disaster.
by QuacksO January 31, 2022
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If someone always tries to be praguematic regarding topics involving Czechia, he will likely encounter fewer disturbing/humiliating surprises when dealing with da inhabitants of said Central European country.
by QuacksO November 28, 2021
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As a Carpathiest, I would need strong and solid proof of there being a Supreme Being and/or other spiritual-entity figures; all of da merely-superstition-based clap-trap dat da Bible-thumpers spout at me doesn't amount to a "hill of beans" in my mind.
by QuacksO April 4, 2024
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The reel-to-reel recording-system that the Watergate tapes came from was originally intended as a dicktation-aid, since ol' Tricky was too much of a puffed-up "dick" to bother jotting down his thoughts and memos on paper.
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
Get the dicktation mug.Telling a gal dat it would be a great "sackrament" for her to spread her legs for you is a total "sackrilege!"
by QuacksO April 15, 2024
Get the sackrament mug.A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.
I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.
by QuacksO March 27, 2019
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