Definitions by QuacksO

Presbytearian

A religion so boring dat you would actually cry from trying to suffer through a sermon.

I can't stand to sit though **any** church-meeting --- no matter what da denomination --- and so pretty much ANY sermon would feel like a Presbytearian service to me.

Presbytearian by QuacksO April 14, 2020

Prezbyterian 

Da religion you hafta be if you wanna run for Commander-in-Chief.

They say dat you would be more likely to get elected President than win da lottery, so if I convert to Prezbyterianism, would dat better my chances of hitting da jackpot???

Prezbyterian by QuacksO April 14, 2020

Mibberty Lutual 

One of many pronunciation-flub slip-ups in da hilarious "multiple-takes" ad for da famous "only pay for what you need" insurance company. I wonder if LiMu the Emu could have said it any better?

Wandering minstrel: I am concerned about my ancient stringed instrument's getting damaged during my travels --- could Mibberty Lutual help me out in that regard? Oh, wait --- I guess that would hafta be spelled "LUTEual".

Mibberty Lutual by QuacksO April 14, 2020

axcident

What da Tin Woodman had a number of when he was a regular flesh-and-bone dude, and which resulted in da subsequent metallic status of his physique.

I don't have very good balance or hand-eye coordination, so to avoid axcidents, I always just stick to bow-saws when cutting firewood or otherwise working with trees.

axcident by QuacksO April 14, 2020

squallify 

What you hope to do by making enough or a noisy tear-flooded to-do about your eligibility for something.

As rich and influential as his parents were, Ethan Couch could usually squallify for whatever program or benefits he wanted access to simply by throwing a spoiled-brat tantrum.

squallify by QuacksO April 12, 2020

demonination 

A religion or church group where people worship evil entities.

As much as televangelists ravingly roar and scream their fiery "hell 'n' damnation" monologues, I sometimes wonder what diabolical demonination they actually belong to.

demonination by QuacksO April 11, 2020

prelimbinary 

Something done before a "main event" that involves a tree.

One should always perform a careful prelimbinary inspection before attempting to climb a tree. Special scrutiny should be given to da Ugly Tree, of course, since said large leafy organism is notorious for having intrepid trunk-scalers lose their grip when nearing da top and come "multi-thuddingly" tumbling back down again.

prelimbinary by QuacksO April 11, 2020