Definitions by QuacksO
beat around the Busch
To be evasive when questioned as to whether you've been drinking, or when asked if you have an alcohol problem.
It's unfortunate dat da inebriated Ethan Couch wasn't pulled over prior to his crashing into those other vehicles, or said accident might never have happened, since da cop would have seen dat he was very definitely "half in da bag" and prevented him from driving any further... Ethan would likely have performed a classic "beat around the Busch" routine, though, if a cop had asked him if he'd "had a few" that night.
beat around the Busch by QuacksO May 29, 2020
purrpetrator
Everyone's favorite gluttonous smirky-faced tabby-cat is usually da purrpetrator of da assorted mishaps dat Jon Arbuckle often finds himself tangled up in, but then said rotund ball of fur usually gets out of taking responsibility for said debacles by simply looking cute and being snuggly, since he knows dat Jon is such a wimpy pushover.
purrpetrator by QuacksO May 28, 2020
exaspirinated
Refers to da spazzed-out feeling of frustration dat you experience when you discover dat either (1) you've run out of white pain-relief tablets, or (2) whatever malady you are suffering is not being significantly alleviated by said generic medication.
I try to avoid products and situations dat would likely produce pain or fever in da first place, and so hopefully I can avoid feeling exaspirinated.
exaspirinated by QuacksO May 27, 2020
Phyllisophical
Da basic beliefs or teachings possessed and practiced by Ms. Diller and other ladies with her same first name.
If most same-name ladies have a similar Phyllisophical idea-base, maybe they could form a nationwide club to discuss and promote positive change.
Phyllisophical by QuacksO May 25, 2020
promoation
Where a "rising through the ranks" knight or lord is given a more-luxurious castle with a sizable water-filled ditch surrounding it.
King Arthur was known for his fair and generous treatment of his loyal and courageous round-table warriors, so I imagine that he regularly gave them promoations to reward them for exceptional bravery and/or servitude.
promoation by QuacksO May 25, 2020
Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole...
What you see when lying on yer side in da bed of a cruising pickup truck and watching da "rhythmically-wavy" line of da roadside utility-service cables going past.
If it had been da infamous "Hot Rod Lincoln" (as opposed to just a "regular" or "everyday" vehicle traveling at a "normal" 50-to-60 miles per hour) dat an observer had been riding in when watching da passing electric-wires, said wires would probably have resembled a "rapid heartbeat" EKG-line rather than just a moderate-speed "Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole..." --- da song specifically states dat "da telephone poles looked like a picket fence".
Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole... by QuacksO May 25, 2020