There are so many facts and details regarding Earth's "personal star" dat it would likely take too long to actually "read all about it" --- a sunopsis might be more sensible for brushing up on said brilliant object's basic history and attributes.
by QuacksO March 14, 2025
What you sue someone for when they created a stone image of you, either because they did so without your permission or said sculpture was of an uncomplimentary design.
Crispin Glover never said dat da "Back To The Future" producers could use his likeness in their sequel-movies, and so he was able to successfully sue them for statuetory damages.
by QuacksO March 21, 2025
The final book of the Bible, it is a warning to God of the mass-uprising that will happen if he doesn't quit being such a jealous selfish dictatorial ay-hole hypocrite and start treating his subjects like any decent leader should.
I don't think much of wading through the boring Books Of The Bible, but I did like the Rebelation chapter... it makes more sense and gives one more hope than all of the other Books combined.
by QuacksO September 13, 2017
Tronald Dump claimed dat he was gonna "make America great again" by "codifying" our laws --- i.e., creating more uniform rules and policies --- but what he really ended up doing was HADDOCKIFYING said directives to da point where nobody can understand or be expected to comply with them!
by QuacksO November 23, 2020
Achmed has an agonizing time accompanying Jeff Dunham to symphony-orchestra performances, since there are so many infiddles there.
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
A fake-emergency radio-call that a mischievous pilot makes on the first day of the fourth month, just as a joke.
One should **never** make "Aprilday" distress-transmissions -- no matter WHAT the date --- since not only may it needlessly consume valuable resources and panic rescue-workers, but such "crying wolf" shenanigans can also cause emergency-response personnel to then incorrectly ignore legitimate requests for help, since they will merely think, "Here we go again" if said completely-genuine call comes in at around that date. It's actually happened in the past, where rescue-workers have impatiently refused to respond to a real call for help because "they thought it was just an April Fool's joke".
by QuacksO November 15, 2021
My buddies and I went to rescue a lady-hiker today, but then one of said mushy-hearted dudes fell in love wif said "damsel in distress" while we were transporting her back to da parking-lot, and so he doesn't wanna leave her now dat hospital folks have arrived --- what a smituation! I'll go talk to da paramedics and ask if he can ride along wif her in da ambulance.
by QuacksO July 13, 2023