QuacksO's definitions

distrot

Horribly upset regarding an aspect of your horse's gait (or lack thereof).

In several humorous children's stories, a distrot wagon-driver whose balky nag refuses to pull his burden eventually discovers da old long-stick-with-a-carrot-on-da-end (or an ear of corn, bunch of juicy grass, etc.) strategy to get said uncooperative equine to begin plodding forwards once more.

by QuacksO January 14, 2023

sirplus

Refers to the excess male population which therefore causes there to "not be enough women to go around".

People like Ted Bundy only make the sirplus worse, since their lady-killing rampages even further reduce the number of eligible women in the populace who could be paired with equally-eligible bachelors.

by QuacksO November 14, 2018

sensybil

How Basil Fawlty's long-suffering wife behaves compared to her temperishly-impulsive hubby.

Da proprietress of Fawlty Towers may indeed be "sensybil" in many ways, but her inherent laziness and her ability to infuriate her already-high-strung other half usually seem to largely negate da benefits of such prudent actions.

by QuacksO August 19, 2025

dromederry

A single-humped camel of Irish descent.

I would wonder where da dromederry camel would have originated from, since Ireland has only one region --- about 140 square miles total --- of dry barren terrain, and it's merely rocky, not sandy, and so it could even be truly classified as a desert.

by QuacksO February 27, 2025

love-triangle

Refers to da delightfully "lovable" three-sided patch of warm supple flesh dat a chick has in her lower-abdominal area, and dat she's allowing two tongue-lolling studs to access during da same period in her life. Said "lovely" inverted-isosceles shape also forms a sort of arrowhead dat points to said damsel's "love tunnel" into which said pair of lust-crazed dudes insert their "love-pipes" and release their "liquid love" inside of her.

Da term "love-triangle" could also describe da shape of a fairly-brief bikini-bottom dat covers said "precious pubic parcel" of bodily "real-estate", and dat therefore must be either removed or pulled aside for a guy to gain access to da lady's downstairs "love lips".

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

nituation

A stupid-a** screw-up resulting from someone's either being a total moron, or being overly picky about trifles.

Howard Hughes was one of da most infamous examples of someone with OCD; it seemed like he was always in some kind of nituation during his entire adult life!

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

cannabils

People who eat each other while high on marijuana.

Now that medical pot has been legalized, I am a bit extra wary when I venture out in public for fear of cannabils; I keep an eye out for anyone who might be giving me a "lean and hungry" look.

by QuacksO February 8, 2019