Definitions by QuacksO
earrelevant
To protect yourself legally, it's good to either "get it in writing" or at least record verbal conversations that involve whatever contract/agreement you need to hold the other person to; otherwise, what was said is earrelevant in a court of law.
earrelevant by QuacksO December 25, 2020
calmmentary
Soothing/appeasing remarks or dialogue designed to lower da blood-pressure and core-temperature of da listener.
I get so sick of hearing elected officials' spouting lots of "the economy and general social-status is great and getting better" calmmentary, when in reality nothing is noticeably better --- or maybe even worse --- than when said self-praising government hotshots originally took office!
calmmentary by QuacksO December 24, 2020
litterally
litterally by QuacksO December 23, 2020
offishial business
Top-priority government activity regarding our fins-and-scales friends in da oceans, rivers, and lakes.
In da poem dat Humpty Dumpty recites to Alice, he relates how he sent a special "offishial business" message to da tuna and halibut in which he requested their assistance; however, said swimming-species were not overly impressed or inclined to grant da bombastic egg-head's self-centered wishes.
offishial business by QuacksO December 23, 2020
sergery
Refers to da removal of fancy-pants clothing using da "slit and snip" method, rather than carefully/tediously undoing buttons, zippers, lacings, hooks, snaps, etc., da way you usually would when undressing someone.
Sergery is usually employed in two specific instances: either when a "dressed to da nines" Mr. BigRich requires an urgent medical operation and thus da hospital-workers do not have time to remove his costly panoply, or else someone who's overly full of himself has tried has fellow humans'' patience once too often, and so they wish to "take him down a notch or two" by destructively ridding him of his gaudy fabrics so dat they can re-dress him in more common-folks' attire. Think what Robin Hood and his Merry Men did to the sheriff of Nottingham when they captured him in Sherwood Forest.
contraversy
I wanted to be a late '80's political "big shot", and so initially IRAN for office, but then I hadda drop outta da race due to all da CONTRAversy surrounding government positions at da time.
contraversy by QuacksO December 21, 2020
tubal litigation
Refers to assorted court-proceedings (such as child-support lawsuits, paternity-tests, etc.) dat stem from a problem/dispute regarding whether or not a chick has had her baby-factory deactivated.
It's not always prudent for an eager stud to just trustingly believe a gal if she says dat she's had her girly-junk altered --- there's a definite risk of tubal litigation if things don't work out as planned. Using a condom and/or sticking to blow/hand jobs might be a wiser action.
tubal litigation by QuacksO December 21, 2020