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aristockracy

Most of the world's governments are a corrupt aristockracy of one form or another --- we would all do better with a non-cash-based society, where people simply traded and bartered for everything.
by QuacksO July 7, 2021
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shunanigans

Manipulative behavior involving unfairly excluding someone from a group.
I was home-taught during most of my growing-up years, so I fortunately avoided most of the destructive shunanigans that might have befallen me in middle- and high-school environments.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
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layatrill

Not to be confused with the vitamin B17, this alternative-medicine treatment involves a combination of extended periods of rest and listening to bird songs 24/7.
Layatrill is known to have many healing-benefits and zero dangers or side-effects, so I dunno why da FDA is so vigorously opposed to its use in the USA.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018
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earritation

Seething discontent at having to listen to absurd assertions, boring nonsense, etc. One of da downsides of da First Amendment, in dat da person emitting said distasteful blather is well within his rights to do so. Remember dat you are always free to get up and leave, though --- said "right to free speech" doesn't also require you to stick around and actually LISTEN to someone else's expounding about his opinions or beliefs.
Da term "earritation" can also refer to reddening/soreness inside one's auditory-canals from having excessive BS passed through them. Disposable foam earplugs are very inexpensive and readily available, though, so dat can be a viable preventative solution for said malady.
by QuacksO February 7, 2022
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illitteracy

The dumba** inability to "read the signs" of incorrect/irresponsible trash-disposal.
I took my congressman around my county to show him the garbage strewn everywhere, but he never seemed to be able to see much out of place; he appears to have a major case of illitteracy.
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
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crytearia

Da standards or sets of rules dat determine whether it would be reasonable/acceptable for you to "bawl 'n' blubber" yer eyes out over some matter or issue dat upsets you.
In "Alice In Wonderland", Alice absolutely "cried me a river" due to her feeling lonesome and unable to leave da large circular meeting-hall where da White Rabbit had led her. In the end, however, it all turned out to have just been a dream, so I dunno if most folks would have considered there to have been sufficient crytearia to justify all of Alice's copious eyes-streaming, even allowing for the fact that she was "just a young child". Same deal wif da selfish two-faced Walrus in Lewis Carrol's other masterwork for children, "Through The Looking Glass" --- said large leathery-skinned mammal may indeed have ACTED all "sad 'n' sorry" for da oysters dat he and his gluttonous carpenter-buddy had unashamedly stuffed their cheeks wif, but he was actually even **more** luscious-shellfish-meat-greedy than da Carpenter, which was blatantly demonstrated by his not only selecting da largest oysters for himself, but also holding up his handkerchief between himself and da Carpenter to hide how many of said sumptuous delicacies dat he was actually eating.
by QuacksO April 25, 2020
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sofisticated

Da quality of being expert wif yer knuckles.
Now dat handshakes are less common due to co-vid, people are getting more sofisticated at exchanging closed-hand bumps.
by QuacksO March 24, 2021
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