Stockholm Syndrome

The problem of "sailing blind" caused by non-illuminated controls on the radar-scopes of large vessels.
The Andrea Doria's sinking was a classic example of Stockholm Syndrome --- if the Stockholm had been equipped with lighted instrument-panels, its collision with the Andrea Doria would probably never happened.
by QuacksO June 02, 2018
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bullimia

Puking your guts out on a regular basis in an effort to purge your system of all the b**ls**t that others are always trying to shove down your throat.
Practicing bullimia on a regular basis is hard on one's stomach and throat; perhaps I should just wear earplugs in public, except when conversing with people who only say valid/truthful things.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
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horsiz optional

What you eye-twinklingly add as a hasty "aside" after saying "hey" to someone, before they can impishly shoot back with da "standard" retort of "Hey iz fer horsiz".
I would sincerely hope dat it would be "horsiz optional" instead of "mandatory" when saying "hey" to someone... not dat I don't totally love those large gorgeous friendly four-legged mammals, but I wouldn't wanna hafta care for a whole herd of dem.
by QuacksO January 05, 2020
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comPATible

A good romantic match due to both partners' enjoying soft gentle "palm-lovies".
Some chicks have painfully-sensitive spots on their bodies, such as their backs, shoulders. arms, etc., and so you will need to keep these "off-limits" areas in mind when giving a cutie affection wif your hands, if you want her to consider you a comPATible soulmate.
by QuacksO June 30, 2023
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skituation

A debacle regarding da subject-matter of an impromptu stage-production.
I was gonna volunteer to oversee da local youth-acting class, but then da former group-leader told me about all da assorted headaches involved with said undertaking, so I decided I didn't wanna be in dat skituation.
by QuacksO May 22, 2021
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I'd be hohnered

Da reply dat you'd give when asked if you'd like to be da one to play a musical selection on da harmonica.
Da local choirmaster asked me if I'd like to perform a Johnny Puleo selection for da community concert on Saturday, and I told him dat I'd be hohnered to so do!
by QuacksO February 25, 2023
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buyography

A collection of events that document your spending habits.
People with compulsive shopping disorder are often unaware --- or at least unwilling to admit --- that they even HAVE the problem, and therefore, autobuyography-writing is rare among these individuals; they are often obliged to have outside observers --- who DO perceive the financially-unwise patterns in the affected people' lives --- write the compositions for them.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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