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auktion

The real reason that those huge dark-gray flightless birds with the oversized weird-looking beaks aren't found in the wild anymore... we didn't kill them; they all just got sold off to the highest bidder, and now a few people are hoarding them on remote farms.
An auktion can also refer to a wares-selling shindig in the Norwegian village of Aukland.
by QuacksO May 29, 2019
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perilyzed

Frozen with fear, distress, and/or confusion due to an imminent danger.
What good is an emergency-response worker if he always just gets perilyzed anytime there's an urgent dilemma to be dealt with???
by QuacksO May 23, 2022
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FedExbox

A semi-educational/tutorial type DVD-ROM video game (like you use with an "X-Box" gaming system) which --- depending on which version is selected from the disc's menu --- allows the player to simulate either being a regular delivery-person who drives an ordinary FedEx van for dropping off parcels to homes and businesses, or piloting one of FedEx's commercial jetliners to make bulk deliveries of palletfuls of packages to central FedEx warehouses for sorting and re-routing in preparation for local deliveries.
FedEx supervisor: Wow --- your first day on the job and you're already a whiz at this! How'd you ever know so much about our delivery-system?
Teenage delivery-van driver, grinning appreciatively at the compliment: Oh, it was nothing, really... my parents bought me that cool hi-def 3-D-color-graphics "FedExbox" game for my birthday, and I loved playing it so much and eventually scored so high in all the levels that I decided to try out "the real thing".
by QuacksO August 16, 2018
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typocal

adj. Denotes a common misspelling ("typo") that frequently occurs when using a typewriter or word-processor keyboard.
I really appreciate my electric typewriter's spell-checker function, since I am really finger-clumsy and mildly dyslexic, and so I tend to make just about every typocal spelling-error known to Man!
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
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class-action lawsuit

What da students of a rude/unfair teacher bring, either against him/her directly and//or da entire school.
If Ethan Couch's papa had indeed purchased da entire school just so dat his "little prince" could be unreasonably coddled da way he preferred, da other students would likely have filed a class-action lawsuit against said brat's paternal enabler for da torture dat said special treatment was subjecting all of THEM to.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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moussetake

A screw-up with either concocting or consuming a chocolate smoothie.
Da term "moussetake" can also refer to a scalp-fur-related disaster at da salon, whereby your "mop up top" comes out looking vastly different from how you'd hoped.
by QuacksO November 8, 2020
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dieary

A day-to-day-events book dat you write from beyond da grave.
If you got bumped off before your time, be sure dat your grave-site is designed to be accessible to homicide detectives, so dat dey can open your casket periodically and read your dieary in case your wandering restless soul is able to find out evidence of who offed you.
by QuacksO June 17, 2021
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