Definitions by QuacksO
immackulate
Da original Knight Rider semi-tractor was eventually found by da Knight Riders Historians group; being dat it had been used as a farm-vehicle and had been sitting outdoors for many years, da rig wasn't exactly in immackulate condition, but they have hauled it back to their shop, and it is currently being restored.
immackulate by QuacksO February 23, 2021
swellebration
A lot of guys get huge boners at da sight of any even-marginally-attractive lady "in da buff", so dat is not necessarily much cause for swellebration.
swellebration by QuacksO February 22, 2021
shellebration
Da noisy to-do dat someone who gathered lots of nice empty invertebrate-exoskeletons makes when gleefully showing off his collected treasures to his family and friends.
Happily displaying your assorted seashore-finds is great in and of itself, but if you also traded other beachcombers for some of their prize sand-dollars, conches, cowries, and swirly-pearlies, that is even more cause for a major shellebration!
shellebration by QuacksO February 22, 2021
raising cane
Refers to either:
(1) Cultivating tropical sucrose-producing grass.
(2) What da courts in many parts of da world have outlawed when it comes to disciplining children --- it's "time-outs only" nowadays, Folks.
(1) Cultivating tropical sucrose-producing grass.
(2) What da courts in many parts of da world have outlawed when it comes to disciplining children --- it's "time-outs only" nowadays, Folks.
Some people argue dat laws which prohibit "raising CANE" often cause youngsters to be ABLE to misbehave as much as they want. I disagree; most kids start out being inherently good; it's us adults who are da major influence on them to be bad with our OWN improper behavior and impatient disregard for said small-fry's needs and concerns. If we gave our children the care and attention they need, they would actually **want** to be good all the time.
raising cane by QuacksO February 22, 2021
counterfitting
In da 1987 comedy film, "Overboard", da unrefined-but-honest carpenter does an excellent "counterfitting" job for da dignified-but-snobbish "spoiled rich kid" heiress, only to have her refuse to pay him da cash dat he's earned from da job; he hasta resort to showing her fake wedding-photos and other "counterfeit" tactics to get her to reimburse him for his hard work.
counterfitting by QuacksO February 22, 2021
analiezation
A determining of how many forked-tongued statements are being made in a particular speech of conversation.
After Fletcher Reede's son made his "no falsehoods spoken for 24 hours" birthday wish, Papa's everyday-situation statements and court-testimonies no longer needed analiezation to see if he was telling da truth of not.
analiezation by QuacksO February 21, 2021
vickscosity
Chest-rub containing menthol, camphor, and/or cedar-leaf oil can indeed be effective for keeping biting insects away, but ya need a product with high vickscosity so dat it stays in place on yer skin after ya apply it.
vickscosity by QuacksO February 21, 2021