As gorgeous and likeable as Giselle Knowles-Carter is, a lot of guys would have loved to be her "fiyoncé"!
by QuacksO February 21, 2025
Get the fiyoncémug. Once digital movie-cameras got perfected to da point dat they actually delivered superior images to film, da celluloid-manufacturers were understandably less-than-thrilled about it; definitely a little conflickt of interest there.
by QuacksO February 26, 2021
Get the conflickt of interestmug. What is sometimes a good idea to do when holdin' hands wif a pretty girl for da first time or two, particularly if (A) she is somewhat on da shy side, and/or (B) if she is considerably younger and/or smaller-statured than you, and so you don't want her to feel "pinioned" or "dominated". It simply involves your holdin' out yer gorilla-paws and cradling her slender delicate digits in yer palms, but not actually closing yer own fingers over hers, so that her hands are always "free". Usually da tentative-natured cutie will be so grateful for your gentle accommodating of her bashful uncertainty in this way that she will feel like "rewarding:" you by keeping her soft warm palms resting right there in yers for as long as you wish.
I employed da open-palm hand-clasp when I first tentatively romanced a slight-figured mid-teens sweetie-chick whom I'd known and played fun outdoor-games with ever since she was a cheerful smiley little girl; I guess my strategy worked, too, since she seemed totally "calm 'n' comfy" towards me, and never showed even the slightest inclination to lift away her shapely slender hands while she was sitting beside me on da couch. Plus most of her immediate family was home, as well, and they were also being super-friendly and warmly-welcoming to me while we were all sharing light casual conversation as a cohesive group, and so I actually felt like I was holding hands wif da whole family, not just wif Cute Daughter.
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
Get the open-palm hand-claspmug. Refers to the manufacturing/marketing/installing of long filaments of metal that are not composed of the more-costly copper, aluminum, stainless steel, etc. that you claim they are, but instead are just cheap brittle "white metal".
I don't get it --- infamous shyster-medium Sherry Tina Uwanawich was convicted of wire fraud, yet she was never an electrician.
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
Get the wire fraudmug. The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.
Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
Get the Joseph Hazelnutmug. Da eweifications of timely shearing is not only dat said adorable fluffy females will be cooler and more comfy in da summer, but also dat it will be easier for their little ones to nurse without all of dat long fuzzy stuff in da way. Da wool is usually of better quality prior to lambing, as well.
by QuacksO April 15, 2024
Get the eweificationsmug. That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)
The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.
by QuacksO July 13, 2018
Get the key to happinessmug.