I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
Get the Hell merriesmug. Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 08, 2020
Get the Schmucker's Goober Jellymug. In "Chicago", sleazy defense-attorney Billy Flynn states that if you produce a loud enough roar during your lies-filled testimony of innocence, the jury won't be able to hear the truth above it, and so they will feel they have no choice but to just naively believe that what you say is deafinitely the case.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
Get the deafinitelymug. Refers to da assorted coins dat you save up to bribe a formerly-celibate chick into spreading her legs for you and/or otherwise allowing you access to her more-intimate "real estate"; said proffered funds eventually cause da gal to modify her behavior and become more "easy" wif her body.
Giving a hot chick cash for permitting you to "let you proceed to fourth base" wif her may indeed seem like an awesome "win-win situation", but it can also often bring about "loose change" in her overall sense of decency and morals, and then she'll allow pretty much any guy to "get it on" with her, possibly leading to jealousy/resentment among her male acquaintances, STDs, unwanted pregnancies, etc.
by QuacksO November 14, 2021
Get the loose changemug. It's a scientific fact dat cannabis can indeed be helpful for certain medical ailments, but I still feel very doobyous about freely allowing just anyone to use it.
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
Get the doobyousmug. by QuacksO January 14, 2022
Get the dynosaurmug. Da huge raucous to-do dat Bob and Ray's infamous news reporter tries to make out of absurdly trivial subject matter.
WALLY Ballou usually chooses such incredibly mundane subject-matter to create his classic "hullaballous" about dat he might need da expert musical-artistry of KURT Ballou just to get people interested in listening to his insipid news-broadcasting!
by QuacksO March 12, 2024
Get the hullaballoumug.