QuacksO's definitions

ooooo ooooo

How to play "fingertips" (gently pressing your spread-apart fingertips against the other person's fingertips as a playful way of "kissing" him with your hands) with your chat-pal on Instant Messenger. You both just type the ten lower-case "o" characters --- spaced in two groups of five --- to represent the small rounded tips of your fingers on both hands.

Mushy-hearted guy who loves to hold hands with pretty girls and tenderly interlace his fingers with theirs, texting on his cell-phone: ooooo ooooo

Tolerantly-obliging cutie who's IM-chatting with him: ooooo ooooo

Guy (chuckling to himself): oooo0 0oooo Thumbs ;)

Cutie: lol

Cutie: .oooo oooo. pinkies ;)

Guy: LMAO

Cutie: lol

Cutie: oôôoo ooooo two single-stone fashion-rings on my left hand; I forgot I was wearing them ;)

Guy: ROFL --- CLEVER ONE, SWEET CHEEX!! I LOVE THAT!

Cutie: tyvm **smiles**

Guy: yvw --- and now here's a new one for you, as well --- ooooO Ooooo

Cutie: ummmmmm ---?

Guy: TOES :D

Cutie: Aaahhh, okay, lol... weirdo ;) :P

Guy: Yup --- and PROUD OF IT, BABE!! :D:D:P:P:P

by QuacksO July 17, 2021

commoditty

A musical-snippet dat is so delightful and/or sought-after dat it could actually be sold to folks wanting to hear it.

I love da theme song from "Made in Maine" so much dat it would actually be a "commoditty item" for me, in dat I would pay for da privilege of downloading it. Happily, it's available to listen to for free on several YouTube videos --- type da words, "Made In Maine Making It Happen" into da YouTube search-window to find one of them.

by QuacksO August 10, 2025

COPD

Refers to a severe shortness-of-breath lung-disorder that causes the sufferer to uncontrollably writhe his body and spasmodically flail his limbs in such shocking and alarming motions that he often gets investigated by the police to see if he's drunk, high on drugs, an escapee from a mental ward, etc.

COPD patient: I'm gonna get myself a medical bracelet at the hospital so that I can just show that to any officer who stops me on the street while I'm in the middle of an oxygen-starved panic-attack.

by QuacksO December 18, 2016

honorable lamention

Refers to da assorted melancholy mourning dat a "runner-up" contestant exhibits after learning dat he merely won a verbal praising at a contest .

If a contest drew a sizeable number of competitors, then your even being acknowledged as having specially caught da judges' attention is quite an honor in and of itself... most of da other players didn't even receive that much recognition, so you must have actually done quite well --- no need to go through a period of "honorable lamention" afterwards!

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

shenanagans

Silly or mischievous antics performed by one's grandmother.

I have to perform all kinds of loopy shenanagans to trick my pint-sized grandson into eating his oatmeal, going to bed, etc.

by QuacksO October 15, 2023

never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

by QuacksO March 5, 2023

persecuteion

Incessant badgering by admirers and/or jealous competitors due to your exceptionally-good looks.

Parents should teach their angel-faced little ones about personal boundaries --- both for themselves and others --- and protect them from da persecuteion of unfeeling fellow humans.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024