Definitions by QuacksO

tearrorism 

Fear-based extortion whereby da perpetrators threaten to rip your cloth or paper items into small shreds if you don't give them what they want.

I hear dat da White House is gonna replace all of its "vulnerable" paper and cloth fabrics with Tyvec to thwart tearrorism.

tearrorism by QuacksO March 8, 2021

tareorrist 

An AK-47-wielding towel-head who messes with the zeroing-calibration of empty scales.

If Osama had "bin laden" with incorrectly-weighed merchandise while traveling, it might have been due to a tareorrist action.

tareorrist by QuacksO March 8, 2021

slackrilege 

What Principal Strickland considered behavior dat showed a lack of backbone, diligence, dedication, respect, etc.

While it certainly was true dat most of the indolent actions dat Marty McFly's heavy-handed high-school principal objected to were indeed significantly unwise, said loudmouthed brow-beater was himself a closet alcoholic, and so he possessed plenty of slackrilege in his own behavior. What a hypocrite!

slackrilege by QuacksO March 8, 2021

sackrilege 

Used in Merry Olde England to describe a totally-outrageous (i.e., undeserved) firing of one or more employees.

Tronald Dump committed major sackrilege on a regular basis on episodes of "The Apprentice".

sackrilege by QuacksO March 8, 2021

Dolly llama 

Da camelid-conveyance dat Ms. Parton uses when traveling across da Tibetan desert.

Da ample-chested country-music superstar recently had breast-reduction performed, so a Dolly llama would have a slightly easier time carrying said blonde bombshell over da desert.

Dolly llama by QuacksO March 8, 2021

poutput 

Da amount of "spoiled rich kid" sulking dat someone exhibits in a certain time-period.

Da infamous "affluenza"-afflicted Ethan Couch exhibited voluminous poutput whenever anything didn't go his way.

poutput by QuacksO March 6, 2021

relationchip 

Da closeness-status between friends or lovers dat is kept alive with generous quantities of Lays or Pringles.

A "relationchip" could also refer to a Pygmalion-type of romance, whereby a stone-sculptor develops affectionate feelings for one of his carefully-chiseled marble creations.

relationchip by QuacksO March 5, 2021