QuacksO's definitions

Ackleymated

Gradually accustomed/adapted to personalities/conditions regarding someone with the last name of "Ackley".

The term "Ackleymated" can also be used "in reverse" --- i.e., to mean someone named Ackley's becoming used to a difficult set of circumstances. A prime example would be when the great Carl A. --- the "father of modern taxidermy" --- had to take a while to be able to withstand the awful stench of rotting flesh when he "stuffed 'n' mounted" the famous Jumbo's carcass after said giant pachyderm was accidentally struck and killed by a train.

by QuacksO December 20, 2019

percycution

What Andy Capp feels is happening to him when da apartment manager comes around to collect da rent.

Rent is due by da tenth each month; failure to pay is subject to percycution.

by QuacksO November 12, 2023

Toyoda

Da brand of space-vehicle dat everyone's favorite green-skinned pointy-eared alien drives.

Wonder if da speeder-bikes dat Luke and Leia drove were also made by Toyoda?

by QuacksO November 6, 2022

howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.

Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

gnawledge

Facts, wisdom, and intellect possessed by a beaver.

Anyone can chop down a tree and hack it up int individual logs, but it takes real gnawledge to be able to shape said logs and build a dam so strong that it actually holds back an entire river or stream!

by QuacksO April 1, 2020

fiassco

A humiliating failure regarding someone's posterior.

Two examples of a "fiassco" would be expensive-and-extensive-but-ineffective plastic-surgery to improve da appearance of yer buns, or da putting forth of a lot of laborious effort and/or resources in an attempt to access said delectable portion of a fellow human, but never actually ending up "getting any".

by QuacksO March 1, 2025

tor-mentor

Someone who ostensibly is there to help you, but ends up being more of a pain-in-the-you-know-what than a benefit.

Parents need to learn to "back off" sometimes and let their children make their own choices when it would safe/moral to do so; said well-meaning adults don't want to be viewed by their offspring as tor-mentors.

by QuacksO December 30, 2018