QuacksO's definitions
A restricted-breathing-while-sleeping malady caused by excessive consumption of toasted-marshmallow sandwiches.
Us guys totally pigged out on graham-cracker sandwiches around da campfire last evening; consequently, we all came down with a major case of s'nores afterwards.
by QuacksO October 14, 2021
Get the s'noresmug. In the Laurel and Hardy comedy, "Saps At Sea", Dr. Finlayson informs Ollie that he is allergic to horns; perhaps an institootion might have been helpful to him, as well.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
Get the institootionmug. A special blend of "power proteins" dat cure virus-caused illnesses by scaring said micro-nasties to death.
They say dat startling a hiccupper can sometimes cure him, so maybe dat's another form of "interfearons". I often find, though, dat simply relaxing near a heat source (because, of course, being stressed and/or chilly may often be what had messed up your tummy's equilibrium in da first place) and taking a quick swallow of apple-cider vinegar to "frizzle yer gizzard" will painlessly shock your body into ceasing da throat-convulsing intervals.
by QuacksO August 16, 2025
Get the interfearonsmug. Describes a forcefully-presented monologue which includes one or more "raspy releases" emitted by the speaker, seemingly in an effort to add extra impact and credence to whatever was being said. Usually has the complete opposite effect (i.e., it actually reduces the perceived value/validity/interest of said speech) in the ears of its listeners, of course, since their disgusted and/or amused reactions to said anal indiscretion causes them to largely forget/disregard the actual content of said verbal presentation.
Making an emphartically-charged statement can also sometimes have a decidedly UNdesired "attention-drawing" effect on something you're saying, of course --- if you are either NOT trying to draw attention to yourself while speaking with someone and/or you are wanting to "slip one by him" (i.e., casually mention something that you hope he will agree to without really paying too much attention to what you're actually suggesting/requesting), "letting a loud one" can really mess up your plans, since it may cause others in your vicinity to notice and pay attention to you more than they had been before, ruining your efforts to "keep a low profile".
by QuacksO February 9, 2020
Get the empharticallymug. Ethan Couch's overly-indulgent father became embroiled in a major-hissy-fit "aaahhhrrrggghhument" when da school dat his son was attending wouldn't acquiesce to his demands for special/preferential treatment for his spoiled-rotten son, no matter how much he offered to bribe them; he eventually resorted to threatening to purchase da entire school just so dat it could be run da way he and his "Little Prince" preferred.
by QuacksO January 17, 2021
Get the aaahhhrrrggghhumentmug. Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.
Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
Get the derect depositmug. If you're feeling forlorn and neglected when visiting many of your globe-trotting destinations, try Paris and da surrounding countryside --- you'll notice da diffrance right away.
by QuacksO January 11, 2022
Get the diffrancemug.