QuacksO's definitions

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

job tenyear

A status of special privileges that is granted to someone after having been employed with a company for a decade, such as guaranteed job-security, a significant raise, etc.

Job tenyear can be a good thing, but sometimes it can make the employee overly bold and brashly arrogant, since he knows that he can basically be as big an a**h**e as he wants to be, and he will never be fired for it.

by QuacksO December 24, 2018

deligation

A group of big shots who meet to decide restaurant-related matters.

Opening even just a small corner-diner is so fraught with bureaucratic red tape these days dat it takes an entire deligation just to decide whether such establishment can be permitted to exist there!

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

Nature abwhores a vacuum

Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.

Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.

by QuacksO January 13, 2021

introdicktion

A resume or personals-column essay that clearly shows everyone what an arrogant selfish pathetic d**k you are.

I strongly disliked Tronald Dump from the get-go, especially with the disgusting self-puffing shallow-natured introdicktion he gave when he first started running for Prez.

by QuacksO September 20, 2019

Sybil War

What Basil Fawlty fights each and every day.

Most battles aren't the least bit humorous, but the Sybil War is an exception.

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Afgaviscon

Da Inland-Asian country where a majority of "plop-plop, fizz-fizz" medications are produced.

Now dat armed terrorism is less popular, easy, or effective, perhaps Afgaviscon could instead switch to threatening to cut off da supply of antacids in order to leverage their demands.

by QuacksO April 22, 2022