symmetree

What a gardener strives to attain wif his hedge-trimmers.
I love da "random look" --- i.e., how leafed and needled plants are in their natural state. I don't need symmetree.
by QuacksO November 05, 2023
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whamnesia

A lack of memory regarding having engaged in a bouncy-bouncy with a fellow human.
As many flings as Bill Clinton has partaken in ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton"), it's little wonder that he might claim whamnesia about at least a few of them.
by QuacksO April 18, 2022
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fundementalist

Someone who is "insane and enjoys every minute of it", often defending/rationalizing his crazed behavior and warped values with misguided religion.
Ambrose Bierce spoke of a "mad" person's being just as totally sure of his own sanity as anyone else would be --- I wonder if he had fundementalists in mind?
by QuacksO November 03, 2018
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What you palm-rubbingly mutter under your breath as you smirkingly head over to this site after thinking up a whole bunch of clever/tasteless/shockingly-in-yer-face words to define, knowing that the judges are gonna go nuts trying to "digest" all of your rapidly-submitted crap.
I just now came up with several really awesome-but-morbid-toned definitions related to the word "coroner", and so I'm about to send 'em in --- look out, Urban Dictionary!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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Pearyodontal

Refers to gum-related issues experienced by arctic explorers.
If Eskimos "live on whale meat and blubber" (You'd cry, too, if you only had whale meat to eat!), I'm surprised that they don't have more Pearyodontal problems.
by QuacksO March 21, 2021
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machoreity

What you'll supposedly gain by performing all of da illegal-child-labor tasks around da ol' homestead dat your parents foist on you.
How can taking out da trash and sweeping da front porch create "machoreity" in a teenager if it just makes him childishly whine and bawl all da time???
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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yesaturday

Portmanteau of two words; refers to the previous day when today is a Sunday.
I did my weekend chores yesaturday, and so I am going fishing today.
by QuacksO December 01, 2019
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