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prophylatelic

A medicine designed to prevent disease from licking stamps.
Now dat all postage stamps are self-adhesive, there is less need for prophylatelics.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
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Hugheston

Da large Texas city dat was founded by da infamous OCD-suffering billionaire aviator.
If da Spruce Goose builder created Hugheston, could da New-England-based work-truck outfitter set up a metropolis of their own called "Hewston"?
by QuacksO June 25, 2023
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Mr. Left

That's **right**... he **left** because he wasn't da **right** guy for me.
Mr. Left sensibly LEFT because he realized dat he was Mr. WRONG as far as his being compatible with me, and so he wanted to make room in my house for Mr. RIGHT if he came along.
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
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pourgasm

Da hugely-amorous attraction dat you feel when a hot waitress fills your coffee-cup.
In da Real Life Productions "Love Will Turn You Around" music video, da blinky-eyed waitress has a major pourgasm when she first sees da handsome young dude whom she accidentally spills a platter of drinks all over. Apparently da feelings of attraction are comparably mutual, as well, since da dude changes his mind about driving away in his truck shortly afterwards... love does indeed "turn him around", and so he smilingly strolls back to da diner and snags said cutie-faced number --- who had obviously been waiting and watching to see if he'd return for her --- and she gleefully scuttles off hand-in-hand with him (without even bothering to take off her apron!) to go for a nice long stroll together in da park.
by QuacksO January 3, 2021
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antimoney

"Precious metal" (i.e., gold or silver, as represents cash) dat is "added to da mix" to form a stronger "bond" in a relationship.
Antimoney works great to help maintain strong interpersonal "bonds", but "auntimoney" is even more gloriously effective at keeping da younger "isotopes" (i.e.,. nieces and nephews) happy!
by QuacksO January 29, 2022
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affilletiate

A co-worker or colleague who assists you in the procurement, sales, handling, and/or installation of small thin strips of wood used to join parts in a carpentry-project.
An "affilletiate" can also refer to someone who works with you in the processing and/or marketing of tasty thin-sliced cuts of fish.
by QuacksO September 10, 2019
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Preparation H

Recipe from Hell. Refers to any concoction or mixture of two or more substances (a home-made remedy, restaurant offering, bartender creation, etc) that almost nobody can stand; this unappealing product can seem even more repulsive if there are one or two weirdos who actually enjoy or support the existence of the horrid cocktail.
I don't know how that bewhiskered snake-oil hippie is actually still selling all of that Preparation H he's hawking --- I'd have to be insane to even take a whiff of that disgusting goo!
by QuacksO January 13, 2015
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