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Carrying objects in a backpack is a good falternative to awkwardly lugging them in your arms, where you might stumble and drop said cargo.
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
Get the falternative mug.Da warning-label dat appears on alcohol-based tonics and elixirs dat are applied to da skin and scalp of da infamous monster with creepy snake-locks described in Greek mythology.
If I was offered a bottle of hooch-preserved remedy-ingredients dat's supposedly "good for what ails me", but was labelled "For Medusanal Use Only", I think I'd back away real fast and reply, "Ell Passo on dat, thank you very much!"
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
Get the For Medusanal Use Only mug.Refers to a person's digestive system dat is able to eliminate intestinal-pressure by farting "unassisted"; i.e., it can just pass gas "on its own", without having someone else come and squeeze da person's abdomen to help him "let 'er rip".
In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
Get the naturally asspirated mug.A self-composed essay detailing da life-story of someone da likes of several medieval Roman emperors, Mr. Lilienthal, or Sarge's dog.
By an odd "pun-coincidence", Nikolaus August OTTO developed da first practical internal combustion engine, and thus helped create da AUTOmobile. Too bad he didn't write an OTTOBIOGRAPHY about said accomplishment and da details of his life surrounding it; said book might have been hugely successful, as well.
by QuacksO April 4, 2021
Get the Ottobiography mug.What you disgustedly snort to someone who is selfishly trying to take up more than his share of available space, such as in a bed, on a couch, in a passenger's seat, etc.
When Chief Tecumseh was negotiating with General Harrison, he crowded Harrison toward the end of the bench they were sitting on. When Harrison made a "Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!" type of protest, Tecumseh smiled knowingly and replied that he was trying to illustrate to General Harrison how his people felt about being pushed off their tribal lands by the English settlers.
by QuacksO April 3, 2021
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Get the CD-ROMulan mug.What da auto industry viewed da enthusiastic young lawyer and "Unsafe At Any Speed" author as when he first launched onto da scene back in 1965.
If da auto industry had voluntarily acted upon their already-voluminous knowledge of auto-safety instead of being legally forced to do so, they would not have had occasion to view da irrepressible Ralphie as da "terminader".
by QuacksO April 1, 2021
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