speak in tongues

Refers to where you express your passionate love and/or desire for someone by employing lots of fancy mouth-work on their genitals; no verbal words necessary.
In her famous song, "When You Say Nothing At All", I wonder if Alison Krauss was actually referring to how her lover can "speak in tongues" --- i.e., orally pleasure her "special spots" --- and thus demonstate how much he adores her without actually having to say anything.
by QuacksO August 07, 2019
mugGet the speak in tonguesmug.

maelstrum

A free-for-all jam-session of hand-plucked string-instruments.
Woodstock was a major maelstrum of multiple musicians playing at once.
by QuacksO May 04, 2022
mugGet the maelstrummug.

leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.
A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
mugGet the leakest winkmug.

hyperbilly

An exaggeration regarding da "best butter in America".
Some people claim dat male goats can head-slam each other so hard dat their hooves fall off, but apparently dat's just hyperbilly.
by QuacksO August 18, 2023
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euforeia

Da heady feeling of glee dat you experience when teeing off a tiny dimpled sphere.
Bob Stuyvesant never seems to glean much euforeia from his habitually-lousy golfing-shots on da Red Green Show.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
mugGet the euforeiamug.

arbitraitor

Someone who claims to be an independent and prejudice-free dispute-settler, but secretly has his own agenda in deciding said contentious matters.
No matter how a judge rules, da losing party is likely gonna think dat said robed gavel-thumper is just an arbitraitor who either unfairly favors da other side, or is planning to commit one or more crimes of his own regarding da issue under discussion.
by QuacksO December 29, 2023
mugGet the arbitraitormug.

mechanic's lean

To quote wikipedia.com: "A mechanic's lean is a security interest in the title to property for the benefit of those who have supplied labor and/or materials that improve said property. The lean exists for both real property and personal property. Said security interest entitles said mechanic to physically rest his back or shoulder against said item of property (resentful scowling and indignant arms-folding optional) until such time as said property's owner shells out correct payment for said property-improving labor and/or materials."
The primary purpose of outlawing running-boards on most modern vehicles was not for safety-reasons; it was to discourage garage-repairmen from performing mechanic's leans on said vehicles while people were trying to drive around town.
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
mugGet the mechanic's leanmug.