QuacksO's definitions
Where angry parents or other fans at a ball game would like to "roast da referee alive" due to one of more calls dat they either disagree with or are otherwise unhappy about.
As ugly as high-school basketball games can get sometimes, anyone in charge of da scoring should consider wearing flameproof uniforms in case any of da spectators start yelling about an "umpyre"!
by QuacksO April 7, 2022
Get the umpyremug. Highlights and milestones from Junior's diary.
Tronald Dump would have a simple sonopsis --- "I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, and so I've been coasting on Daddy's money ever since."
by QuacksO March 14, 2025
Get the sonopsismug. No worries about carnivorous predators' devouring large amounts of the offspring of fish or frogs in a particular area --- adult females simply produce lots more of them in respawnse.
by QuacksO May 25, 2022
Get the respawnsemug. Describes da practice of donating large amounts of one's time/effort to assist others in writing responses on applications, contracts, tests, etc.
Since da infamous Paperwork Reduction Act has ultimately done little to actually curb da tidal wave of required forms and documents, there is still a great need for fillinthropic work by people wif da knowledge, patience, and endurance to either scribble da questionnaire-answers onto da "bothersome blanks" themselves, or verbally guide da frustrated/exhausted/clueless info-jotters on what would be best to put down on said assistance-request pages and agreement-sheets.
by QuacksO January 16, 2025
Get the fillinthropicmug. An anal indiscretion (i.e., butt-trumpet toot) that inadvertently slips out while you’re in the middle of playfully expressing romantic interest in someone. Depending on who you talk to, this intensely-humiliating occurrence (especially if it’s exceedingly loud and/or odiferous) can be either a turn-off or an advantage… while it’s certainly true that many individuals are indeed totally grossed out by any and all sphincter-splutters (no matter how “perfect” or “melodious” they happen to be!), some others --- especially slightly-crude-natured guys --- actually **enjoy** a good “rip-snorter”, and so their knowing that you are capable of occasionally producing such “priceless auditory gems” can actually be an attraction for them. Plus of course, this event can also be somewhat of an “acid test” for determining the other person’s true level of overall tolerance and understanding towards fellow humans… if he just casually “smiles ‘n’ shrugs” in response to your whizpopper, this is a good sign that not only will he be easy-going about this and any other fairly-minor bodily-malfunctions of yours, but he probably also doesn’t “sweat the small stuff” in other areas of his life, as well, and thus he may make a good compatible partner “over the long haul”.
I wouldn’t wish a flart on anyone, but it can be useful in learning how sensitive and forgiving your prospective partner is regarding trivial matters.
by QuacksO September 3, 2018
Get the flartmug. A "grim grins" remark made by a gambling-addiction counsellor when asked how his establishment is doing.
Gamblers Anonymous director: So far today, we've had two homeless men, five working-class folks without a scrap of food in the house, three grandparents who squandered their offspring's college-funds, and one "chronic" moocher come through our doors --- and their deplorable statuses are all due to their gambling addictions! Just another lovely day in pairadice!
by QuacksO December 12, 2018
Get the lovely day in pairadicemug. Fattening carb-units that you consume from munching on junk food while languidly yacking on the telephone, and thus said overly-rich-nutrients are more effective at packing on the pounds, just as they are if you chomp on chips and beer while sedentarily watching TV on the couch instead of exercising.
If you love gabbing with your buds on the horn for extended periods, a simple way to avoid the effects of callories is to only chow down on celery and carrot sticks (unsalted peanut butter can help make these "dull" foods more palatable) during these intervals, and save the tastier starchy/salty/sugary snacks for times when you're more active.
by QuacksO October 3, 2019
Get the calloriesmug.