Definitions by QuacksO

celibration 

A gala impromptu "whoopin' it up" shindig dat your buddies throw for you as a congratulation for successfully resisting da "ultimate temptation" during a fun time wif a pretty gal.

Other guys can KEEP their "celibrations" --- I love "doing it" wif an attractive chick, and it feels wonderful, both during da act and afterwards. So why should I give up this devine pleasure just to be eligible for a huge rowdy congratulatory carousal afterwards?? And besides, I can still have just as fun/satisfying a hoot-'n'-holler afterwards in da "you scored with a hot chick!" context, and it would be likely attended by just as many (if not even more!) of my buddies, so I fail to see da true difference or appeal of anything else.

celibration by QuacksO June 29, 2021

cardiopummelnary 

Relating to da heart and lungs of a macho individual who loves to beat on his chest.

Dudes who frequently "score" wif one or more ladies may eventually suffer cardiopummelnary complications if they perform da standard "I's da MAN" braggartly-celebration routine after each "conquest".

cardiopummelnary by QuacksO June 29, 2021

inkapacitated 

What Marcus Brody caused one of da Nazi enemies to become by squirting him in da eyes with a fountain-pen.

Some people are so concerned about keeping their clothes smooth and spotless dat just a minor accident wif a leaky marking-pen can render said obsessive dandy totally inkapacitated with horror and humiliation.

inkapacitated by QuacksO June 27, 2021

analiceis 

What Martin Gardner created wif da "Annotated" book.

Lewis Carrol subtly incorporated so many enigmatic little "Easter eggs" into his famous two books about his favorite adventurous little girl dat a great volume of analiceis was necessary to reveal and explain all of these clever secrets.

analiceis by QuacksO June 27, 2021

dew process 

Da right to be forewarned dat your valuables will get dampened if left outdoors overnight.

Schools should practice "dew process" --- i.e., inform their students dat drinking citrus soda will **not act** as a contraceptive --- in their sex-ed classes, as well.

dew process by QuacksO June 26, 2021

IRSIS 

Da terrorist-run branch of da US government dat extorts usurious income taxes from poor and middle-class folks, while letting rich bugs go almost entirely tax-free.

With all da unequal distribution of wealth dat da IRSIS creates, we need more Robin-Hood-type folks to help even out da playing field a bit!

IRSIS by QuacksO June 25, 2021

desireable 

What a male hopes to be to one or more females who want a virile stud to impregnate them.

Slick WIllie fancied himself as highly desireable to all da ladies around him, which may explain why (A) he seemed to always be coming on to every attractive and potentially-fertile female he laid eyes on, and (B) he purportedly has so many unacknowledged children.

desireable by QuacksO June 25, 2021