Definitions by QuacksO

perioddicals 

Regularly-published reading-matter dat details da less-commonplace issues and events.

Rather than having separate sawdusty-dry magazines/newspapers and perioddicals, why not just mix in a bit of both types of news into one publication, so dat readers can feel moderately interested in said publication's content during da whole process of reading it from cover to cover?

perioddicals by QuacksO August 10, 2021

rifference 

Alluding to guitar-strumming.

Achmed bombastically claimed dat he could play da guitar much better than Guitar Guy, but since his bony-skeleton arms always just dangle loosely beside him, said rifference seems kinda silly.

rifference by QuacksO August 10, 2021

wholestale pricing 

A bulk-quantity discount on comestibles dat is offered because said culinary merchandise is past da expiration date.

I have fairly-non-sensitive taste-buds and a cast-iron stomach, so I often avail myself of wholestale pricing to make my Food Stamps stretch further.

wholestale pricing by QuacksO August 7, 2021

I always share with my buddy 

Da humorously-pleasant phrase dat you smilingly tell a cute lady when you offer one of her delectable-to-handle body-parts (hands, arms, legs, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc.) to a male companion who has accompanied you on your visit to said hot chick.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" maneuver is a total "win-win" situation for everyone including da gal, since it means dat she will receive twice da soothing massages and/or loving touches dat she would have gotten if just you had been present to savor her warm softness.

I always share with my buddy by QuacksO August 7, 2021

Sibeeria 

Da super-cold northern region of Russia where fine pilsners and lagers are all da rage.

Perhaps Bubba J would indeed love to live in Sibeeria for da copious malted beverages, but --- although some auto-racing does indeed take place in dat "icebox of da north" area --- unfortunately there would be no NASCAR.

Sibeeria by QuacksO August 5, 2021

lasseration 

An incision either occurring on or caused by a female human.

Anytime I go returnables-collecting wif a cute chick, I always take it upon myself to do any crawling back into briars or other "dangerous to one's skin" areas to retrieve discarded empties, so as to avoid her delicate complexion's getting any lasserations.

lasseration by QuacksO August 4, 2021

stealant 

Sticky adhesive designed to stick someone's "sticky fingers" together so dat he cannot so easily "stick it to others".

Petty theft is indeed unfortunate, but our shameless money-hungry Big Brother is da one who REALLY needs a healthy dose of stealant!

stealant by QuacksO August 2, 2021