QuacksO's definitions
Refers to where ya smilingly plop da bare feet of a pretty girl against yer chest and wrap yer arms tightly around them to press her warm soles deeply into yer chest-hair. Extra points if da cutie also affectionately flexes her toes to gently scratch yer fuzzy chest wif her toenails.
I love giving Tiffany a soleful embrace anytime; it also usually puts her in the mood for a nice long pillow-talk.
by QuacksO March 6, 2019
Get the soleful embracemug. A group of good-natured easy-going peeps who are super-comfy with you, and thus are willing to occasionally indulge you by forming a ring --- either sitting or standing --- and smilingly holding out their hands so that you can gleefully waltz around the circle and "trade off" pairs of hands, grasping the "inside" left&right hands of two friends in a joyful warmly-squeezey "double-handshake" clasp, then releasing one friend's left hand, crossing your wrists while still maintaining your grasp on the other friend's right hand, taking a half-step to your right so that you're standing directly in front of this other person, grasping his left hand in yours and giving both his hands a couple grateful misty-eyed squeeziz, dropping his right hand and bringing yours back across again, taking another half-step to the right to bring you halfway between the "present" person and the next one, taking this next person's right hand in yours, and so on.
Anytime I feel down or lonesome, I just head over to the town square, and usually there will be a giggle of at least four or five pretty girls hanging out together on the benches, and so I can play a warm-hearted round of "circle of friends" with them --- nuthin' like a whole bunch of soft warm slender hands to cheer a nice guy up! Plus of course if it's a sunny balmy afternoon in the summertime, the chicks will usually all be either barefoot or wearing sandals, and so that's a delightful "footrub-fiesta" bonus, since it provides me with lots of cute toes and arches to delightedly flex and twiddle, as well.
by QuacksO April 22, 2018
Get the circle of friendsmug. Pertains to the (illegal, unfortunately, thanks to "Big Tobacco" legislation!) act of using a cigarette-making machine to create hand-made smokes (i.e., "rolling" them), and then selling them comparatively cheaply to other people who cannot afford store-bought cigarettes, and thus the "dough" will come "rolling in".
If tobacco companies truly don't want private people to "roll in the dough" by selling home-made cigarettes, they should not charge such astronomical sums for their own factory-made smokes that they literally price a lot of lower-income people right out of their own market! Heck, these "nicotine giants" are totally "rollin' in the dough" already, so why don't they make it easier for all of us by making their products more affordable for the masses???
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
Get the rollin' in the doughmug. A car brand that's so crappy that you bawl and blubber anytime you try to operate or repair one of their vehicles.
If Lee Eyeapoka truly did "stand behind every car that Crysler produced" (this joke was from an old "Family Circus" cartoon; when the salesman tells the mom and dad this statement, all the children run back behind the mini-van to see if the CEO is standing back there), how come he didn't get run over when a transmission failed and caused the car to go into reverse by accident?
by QuacksO July 9, 2019
Get the Cryslermug. If "open 24/7" convenience-stores sell "sundry" items during the daylight hours, do they then switch to offering "moondry" items after "Big Yellow" goes down in the evening?
by QuacksO November 13, 2018
Get the moondrymug. Someone who performs tasks even before he's been asked/hired/authorized to do so; he merely learns/overhears that something may need/be wished to be done, and so he himself steps in and completes said activity of his own accord, whether the people involved actually wish it to be performed or not. Just goes to show that you'll want to be really careful what you say when you're in the company of others --- you never know who might be listening, and then planning to carry out something that you merely mentioned about, not that you were actually asking anyone to perform for you.
MacGyver's arch-nemesis and professional gunman Murdoc takes the concept of "independent contractor" to a whole new --- and tragic --- extreme... even if the person who hires him merely wishes to have the mark scared --- or even if Murdoc's "employer" changes his mind and and no longer wishes Murdoc to perform said terrorism --- he continues to murderously pursue his mark anyway.
by QuacksO April 7, 2019
Get the independent contractormug. Shocking/unconventional/non-conformist beliefs or behavior practiced by a female recipient of an estate, business, or other valuable consideration.
Paris Hilton has surely participated in more than her fair share of heiressy over da past couple decades!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the heiressymug.