A wimpy-a** teacher who just dutifully/mindlessly spouts the "standard" useless typical-b**ls**t "knowledge" that merely fills students' heads with falsehoods and pointless information, yet who also always "skirts the issue" or "ducks the question" whenever any skeptical/independent-minded classmate "poses the tough questions" regarding either the validity/truthfulness of the subject-matter ("How can you say that Odysseus was such a great and admirable hero if he shared a bed with other women and couldn't even keep his braggartly mouth shut to the Cyclops when he and his men were making their escape from him?") or the necessity of having to study a certain topics (i.e., "Why do we need to know the history of Ethiopia or learn about the founding of San Francisco? How will that knowledge help us in our future lives or aid us in finding/performing employment?").
Napoleon Blownapart famously grumbled, "History is a set of lies agreed upon." Perhaps he'd had hedgeucators in mind when he said it.
by QuacksO June 19, 2019
Get the hedgeucatormug. Da "separate but equal" dividing of citizens depending on whether or not they possess electric scooters.
I'm all for equality and intermingling, but as carelessly and recklessly as some people operate their battery-powered two-wheelers, some segwaygation might actually be necessary for safety's sake!
by QuacksO July 19, 2023
Get the segwaygationmug. What someone's main squeeze views him as when he repairs/replaces a hinged-and-latching wall-panel.
In a classic "Bob and Ray Radio Show" episode, Rodney Merchfield sold all of the company's office-doors to Wild Eddie in order to settle the weekly petty-cash account. Rodney's mom, Miss Agatha, did not find said transaction overly "adoorable" of him, however.
by QuacksO February 02, 2023
Get the adoorablemug. Now da worldwide immigration is such a common practice, there is less risk of being Austriacized in America.
by QuacksO December 04, 2022
Get the Austriacizemug. What you succeeded in doing when you failed to understand local natives' warnings during a visit to Cols and went noisily/splashingly wading in a creek that is inhabited by fearsome-toothed red-colored anglerfish-like predators.
If you don't want your gravestone to read, "Missed the point --- pissed the moint", you should closely listen and comprehend what your intergalactic tour-guide tells you about the dangerous plants and animals on a particular planet or asteroid that you're planning on visiting.
by QuacksO October 23, 2019
Get the pissed the mointmug. My neighbor is usually a calm reserved sort, but every Halloween he "goes wild" with da decorations, and his property becomes a bleepin' TERRORTORY!!!
by QuacksO June 05, 2019
Get the terrortorymug. In da "Garrish Summit" segment of da "Bob and Ray Radio Show", da lack of corporate endoorance under da spineless Rodney Merchfield's leadership led to his selling said office-panels for $12 each to settle the week's petty-cash account.
by QuacksO April 16, 2022
Get the endoorancemug.