Definitions by QuacksO
tsuNAMI
Immediately following every election, funny farms experience a huge influx of "I voted for somebody else" folks who are super-anguished that their "pet" candidate did not win; this is often soon followed by a second, even bigger tsuNAMI that's comprised of folks who DID INDEED vote for the election's winner, and are now bitterly disappointed that said candidate broke his campaign-promises of positive reform once he got in da catbird's seat.
higherarcy
Da varying status of importance regarding brilliantly-sparking electric-wires at da top of a service-pole.
Having a burnable tree fall across electric wires and causing a blindingly-flashing short-circuit involves a much greater higherarcy for repair-crews than just a lightly-sputtering power-transformer on a "totally out in da air" utility-pole dat has no flammable objects nearby.
higherarcy by QuacksO October 27, 2021
paygan ritual
Refers to da IRS's yearly tradition of making people shell out "ungodly" portions of their hard-earned cash for questionable purposes.
I'm on SSI and Food Stamps, which does indeed mean living very frugally, but at least I don't hafta participate in any paygan rituals!
paygan ritual by QuacksO October 21, 2021
rhetorahcal question
Something asked not with the intention of seeking a reply, but merely to express an opinion or doubt regarding traditional Hebrew teachings.
In da famous musical, "Fiddler On The Roof", Tevye poses da rhetorahcal question, "How did our traditions get started?" He then readily admits dat even he has no idea.
rhetorahcal question by QuacksO October 21, 2021
amlittleuous
And even-less-clear/definite/precise description or report of something that may or may not be real, truthful, valid, etc.
Disgusted hottie: This wildly-exaggerating deadbeat dude from da dating site claimed to have an "impressive-sized" love-pipe, but I thought at da time dat he'd seemed rather "amBIGuous" about specific details. And after actually seeing his "teeny weenie", I think it would be more accurate to say dat he was actually quite "amLITTLEuous" regarding said measurements!
amlittleuous by QuacksO October 21, 2021
reasonabel
In da famous modern film, "The Straight Story", Alvin mildly "raises Cain" about how da two constantly-bickering mechanic brothers should behave in a more "reasonabel" manner towards each other.
reasonabel by QuacksO October 21, 2021
ad-skip assistant
Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25ยข credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
ad-skip assistant by QuacksO October 20, 2021