Refers to any posted prohibitory notice that causes its readers to want to perform said verboten activity (smoking, alcoholic-beverage consuming, biking/scootering/skateboarding, sports-playing, loitering, littering, honking, etc.) all the more.
If you wanna practically guarantee a significant uptick in some disruptive/destructive activity, just put up "No ____ing" signs, and then watch everybody and his brother start doing it!!!!
by QuacksO March 28, 2019
Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
Da unique shapes of da two body-parts dat are involved in a guy's orally pleasuring a gal between her legs.
An often-satisfactory way for a chick to non-monetarily reimburse a helpful dude for performing tongue-and-GROOVE labor --- i.e., carpentry work --- for her is to allow him tongue-and-GROVE privileges wif her afterwards.
by QuacksO March 14, 2024
A super-pleasant activity --- usually performed as a playful farewell gesture --- whereby you smilingly extend one hand at a time to the other person, then firmly bob both his hands up and down once.
The 1-2-3 handshake is most often administered by a mushy-hearted guy to a pretty girl whom he's met for the first time; it's a way of showing that he really enjoyed the "sit together awhile and chat" session that she shared with him, and hopes that they can continue their friendship for the foreseeable future.
by QuacksO March 02, 2023
I intensionally asked the town-meeting's guest-speaker a probing question about his sex life because I was turned off by his haughty arrogance and over-confident attitude, and so I wanted to "cut him down to size" and show him up for the blubbering coward that I suspected him of being all along.
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
Describes how da process of probate may appear to someone unfamiliar wif it; said ordeal maybe indeed seem to him like totally "uncharted territory".
Heirs of an estate would do well to hire a competent attorney so dat da process of acquiring and/or disposing of said property will not seem so much like a total willderness.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
Describes a gal's willingness to go on "intimate romantic excursions" with you, but insists on your bringing along a couple of Trojans.
In response to her totally-understandable "ovulation concerns", I respectfully told Tiffany that I didn't wanna get her pregnant, either, and so she was very accondomdating to me after that.
by QuacksO March 04, 2019