I could never understand how Jon heals so fast after one of Garfield's infamous mewtilations --- in the next day's cartoon, he always looks fine and unblemished.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
Get the mewtilationmug. What Marcus Brody caused one of da Nazi enemies to become by squirting him in da eyes with a fountain-pen.
Some people are so concerned about keeping their clothes smooth and spotless dat just a minor accident wif a leaky marking-pen can render said obsessive dandy totally inkapacitated with horror and humiliation.
by QuacksO June 27, 2021
Get the inkapacitatedmug. Due to so many of da modern vehicles' having automatic transmissions, fewer clutches have to be replaced nowadays, and so da metal-recycling bin in a typical neighborhood garage seldom gets opened to toss in worn-out manual-engagement-mechanism bits; said receptacle's throwout bearing therefore gets less of a workout.
by QuacksO December 21, 2024
Get the throwout bearingmug. Da King of Hearts --- while he, too, had a penchant for guillotine-related actions --- seemed to possess an at-least-somewhat greater sense of neckonomics than his hot-tempered wife had, realizing dat da finances of his kingdom would suffer greatly if most of his subjects were in two pieces instead of just one.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
Get the neckonomicsmug. Writing dat either totally trashes someone and/or something, or is so hard to understand dat there might as well just be vague fragmented marks on da book's pages.
I once tried to read a book dat was printed in Arabic script, but could make no sense out of it; said book was just totally "obliterature" to me.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
Get the obliteraturemug. An immensely "electrifying" author who really "lit up" his pages, and always gave his readers a real "jolt".
At a young age, Doc Brown decided to devote his life to science after the writings of Joules Verne "really went though him like a bolt of lightning".
by QuacksO November 24, 2018
Get the Joules Vernemug. Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 08, 2019
Get the swoop up and squat downmug.