Definitions by QuacksO

eggzema

A rashy skin condition caused by eating cackleberries if you're allergic to dem.

I love hen-fruit, but I don't particularly enjoy da eggzema dat comes after I eat dem.

eggzema by QuacksO December 16, 2021

sinexpensively

Cheaply-purchased/accomplished by behaving in a less-than-proper manner towards whomever provided your desired goods/services.

Tiffany didn't have the money to hire someone to put up shelves in her basement, but --- knowing that I always have the hots for her --- she called and got me to come over and do it in exchange for a little nookie-wookie afterwards. One might say that she got the job done "sinexpensively".

sinexpensively by QuacksO December 15, 2021

mystereous

Unexplained phenomenon of binaural sound or three-dimensional vision.

For someone who up to now has only listened to simple/basic audio devices that are equipped with just a single speaker or earplug, two-channel audio may seem really mystereous at first.

mystereous by QuacksO December 13, 2021

theorhettically

What would be expected of hot-hunk Butler under normal/typical circumstances.

One could try to imagine theorhettically how Clark Gable's character would behave, but he was such a womanizing dandy that any notion of what he truly might do would likely just be "gone with the wind" before you even had a chance to voice said logical guess!

theorhettically by QuacksO December 12, 2021

embarrister 

An attorney whose job it is to dig up all of da humiliating dirt on his clients and/or da opposing parties in da cases he handles.

Fletcher Reede surely did a lot of witness-reputation-smearing during his colorful career as an embarrister.

embarrister by QuacksO December 10, 2021

Syriacuse 

An area in Western Asia where folks are of Arab descent but talk like New Yorkers.

"When in Syriacuse, do like the Syriacuseans do." That might be tough, since they seem to practice two cultures at the same time, and so you might not know which habits to emulate in order to "blend in" and be accepted as one of them.

Syriacuse by QuacksO December 9, 2021

Syraccuse 

A major city in Upstate New York where you really hafta watch your step if you don't want people to make negative claims about you.

I tend to be forgetful and nerdy, so to preserve my sanity --- not to mention my 100%-clean criminal record --- I think I'll steer clear of Syraccuse... I don't need anybody taking some silly little foible that I might unknowingly commit and blowing it way outta proportion!

Syraccuse by QuacksO December 9, 2021