QuacksO's definitions
How Goldfinger and his shady sidekick Oddjob viewed their last-minute forfeiting of da infamous "cheater being cheated" golf-game wif James Bond.
It only served da dishonest "Midas-touch" character right to have lost da unfairly-rigged ball-putting round to Double-Oh-Seven, but it still felt like a total parmageddon to his selfish mind!
by QuacksO January 21, 2024
Get the parmageddonmug. I love intimacy as much as any guy, but I value a lady's "whole package" friendship most of all, and so I am not just after what's between her legs. So I don't really care all that much if she is a "splaymate" or not; I mostly desire her closeness and warm affection da most.
by QuacksO February 26, 2020
Get the splaymatemug. Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.
Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".
by QuacksO June 21, 2017
Get the max headroom garmentmug. Da degree of suitability for a household companion dat a particular living creature would likely be.
Da kid who "wants a hippopotamus for Christmas" should consider da "petential" for said huge lumbering herbivore in TWO different aspects --- first, whether he would truly want dat big or heavy an animal around all da time, and second, whether said behemoth would actually wanna be "PETted" to any degree --- they're wild animals who have a tendency to spook easily and be aggressive. So perhaps a somewhat-smaller and less-unpredictable mammal would be better suited for said young four-footed-friend lover, like maybe a goat or donkey.
by QuacksO July 12, 2025
Get the petentialmug. Sin City, Nevada, where people go in the hopes of winning it big, but usually end up just losing their shirts .
I just got a windfall settlement, but I ain't gonna blow it a Loss Vegas --- they say you're more likely to get struck by lightning than win the jackpot.
by QuacksO December 9, 2013
Get the Loss Vegasmug. Zeus had started really kraken down on the opposition until Perseus turned said tentacled behemoth to stone by showing it Medusa's head.
by QuacksO February 9, 2023
Get the really kraken down on the oppositionmug. An inexperienced beaver.
Examining da pointed ends of animal-incisor-felled trees is a good way to tell how much of a gnawvice at tree-harvesting da flat-tailed cutter of said timber-specimen was.
by QuacksO October 19, 2025
Get the gnawvicemug.