I looked over art by da likes of Michelangelo and da Vinci, and I conclewded dat da state of da human mind was just as crass and lustful as it is today, what with all of da shameless nudity and debauchery depicted in said paintings.
by QuacksO April 16, 2022
In da famous movie "A Few Good Men", it was very difficult for da leading man to extract da vital "colonel of truth" from da obstinate and self-aggrandizing top-brass military figure played by Jack Nicholson.
by QuacksO June 04, 2021
I try to always keep things reasonably clean and tidy around my apartment in any case, but this also lessens the burden of making everything "neat ‘n’ sweet" for da monthly quarters-inspection.
by QuacksO September 10, 2018
A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".
Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!
by QuacksO January 11, 2015
She: Hey, whoa --- what's with the huge hard-on? All I said was that it's too hot today for me to put on underwear!
He: Heck, Gorgeous --- that's elevator music enough to my ears!
He: Heck, Gorgeous --- that's elevator music enough to my ears!
by QuacksO August 27, 2013
Refers to what you do immediately following a super-stressful/worrisome period/event (like an emergency repair or tense/uncertain appointment with someone) which you have wheezingly struggled thtough without mishap (thankfully!); you are thus obliged to "deflate and regroup" in exhausted relief afterwards.
I was shaking in my shoes all during my 20-mile drive home due to some malfunctioning of my car's engine, but luckily I did make it back without incident, and then after I'd sat there in my driveway and de-hyperventilated for a few, I checked under da hood to ferret out da issues, and was immensely relieved to see dat it was all fairly-minor stuff dat I could fix myself.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
I got multiple Igorgasms from watching "Young Frankenstein" and then listening to an entire boxed-set record-album of Russian classical music.
by QuacksO January 24, 2022