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Definitions by QuacksO

cairopractor 

A muscles-and-bones surgeon from northern Egypt.
As achingly-and-strainingly difficult as it was to move the massive blocks of stone to build the Pyramids, I would imagine that all of the local cairopractors would have had a brisk business during that period.
cairopractor by QuacksO January 13, 2022

relieable 

Something dat da previously-forked-tongued Fletcher Reede no longer was after his son made a birthday wish dat he would only tell da truth for 24 hours.
If you never know whether someone is telling da truth or not, you therefore cannot count on him to be consistent "on either side of da fence --- i.e., he is neither reliable nor "relieable". So not only can he not be trusted to speak without deceit, but you also cannot be sure dat he will always tell falsehoods at da times when you would like him to, either.
relieable by QuacksO January 13, 2022

huemiliate 

To embarrass someone through da use of colors, such as by either painting a derogatory picture of him, or making disparaging remarks regarding his own choices/uses of pigments.
Oils-and-watercolors-daubing artists have always tried to huemiliate competing brush-sweepers, such as with "smear" campaigns of by trying to "whitewash" the facts.
huemiliate by QuacksO January 13, 2022

aspursions 

Negative opinions/statements expressed against a horseman because he wears wagon-wheel-like discs with pointed spokes on his boots.
If you don't want animal-rights activists and humane-treatment advocates to cast aspursions on you whenever they see you on horseback, you should avoid attaching metal rowls to your equestrian footwear.
aspursions by QuacksO January 13, 2022

Sockrates 

Da ancient Greek philosopher who liked to wear cloth coverings under his sandals. :P
Kinda hard to wear socks inside sandals with toe-posts --- I wonder if Sockrates invented the idea of the croc-style slippers?
Sockrates by QuacksO January 13, 2022

humilliation 

What da infamous "suddenly revealed to be lip-syncing" group out of Munich suffered when their music-player started skipping.
If the scrumptious-spice-named R&B group had just stuck with more-reliable magnetic-tape-based recordings, they wouldn't have suffered the extreme humilliation of revealing that they weren't actually performing the vocals at some of their concerts.
humilliation by QuacksO January 13, 2022

Humeiliation 

What former NASCAR legend Donny felt if he lost a race due to an easily-avoidable error.
I prefer to just drive regular passenger vehicles at moderate speeds on the highway instead of juiced-up speed-machines in the Windy-500, so I should never have any problems with Humeiliation.
Humeiliation by QuacksO January 13, 2022