QuacksO's definitions

nightjà vu

A "here we go again" bu**s**t-occurrence dat usually happens during normal waking hours, but this time is taking place after da sun went down.

Da thickly-bearded Geico dude would easily be able to see da "nightjà vu" of a lighted "so easy, even a caveman could do it" advertising-sign; he'd feel similarly disgusted and humiliated as he would if it had merely been a sunlight-illuminated wall-poster.

by QuacksO May 8, 2025

intallerance

Less-than-neutral feelings towards someone of superior stature.

Da vertically-challenged Napoleon Blownapart had a major case of "little man syndrome", so I wonder if his major reason for wanting to do battle with others was his smoldering intallerance of da fact dat so many of his fellow humans literally "looked down to him".

by QuacksO February 13, 2021

paytron

Major member in a business or organization who contributes considerable financial support to said venture.

Grumpy individuals generally aren't desirable in a gathering of people, but if one or more participants are donating large sums to said group's expense-account, said paytrons are still made to feel welcome and valued, regardless of whether they have a disagreeable personality.

by QuacksO July 6, 2024

oweverhaul of finances

A thorough line-by-line examination of your fiscal status and behavior, with particular attention focused on your debts.

Tronald Dump has been such a bad boy monetarily all through his life dat performing a proper oweverhaul of finances for him would likely take decades!

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

pre-release safety-check

Refers to either:
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.

Clueless dude, speaking plaintively to a social-advice counsellor: I always make a point of performing a pre-release safety-check before I let go of a door after holding it open for others; it just seems like a lot of times, the folks who are inside the house or store yell at me to "not let the heat out" or "not let the bugs in". Well, what da HECK am I SPOSTA do --- just blindly let da door slam shut again and risk bruising someone's face?!
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.

by QuacksO August 29, 2018

axecessory

A supplementary tool that lumberjacks use, such as a peavey or hand-saw.

Paul Bunyan enjoyed using all of his various wood-handling tools to supplement his huge "chopper-sledge", but Babe the Blue Ox was actually alive and thus provided him with companionship during his long boring days in the forest, and so she was his favorite axecessory.

by QuacksO August 3, 2019

possibillyty

Or "possibillity"; it refers to the likelihood of something regarding a person named William.

According to the classic movie, your being found not guilty in a Chicago-area murder case is a much greater possibillyty if you have sleazy lawyer Flynn on your defense-ream.

by QuacksO November 29, 2019