A celebratory gathering where either most of the people who are there are whiningly bored or otherwise don't wanna attend/stay, or where one or more of the "prominent" attendees publicly orgasm during said shindig.
Nobody was happy about having to attend sex-education class until it was announced that the students would be allowed to "practice" what they'd learned by performing oral sex on each other; it then turned into a real ceremoany.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019
Refers to an unfortunate condition whereby you have gone crazy yourself, and then by association, you make someone else go plumb loco, as well.
Tronald Dump has not only totally flipped his own wig, but he's created double dementia in all his close White House colleagues --- and by extension, a lot of us ordinary citizens, as well.
by QuacksO July 12, 2019
The leaning tower of pizza has been there long past the "use by" dates of the comestibles contained therein, so that's the reason that it's still there --- nobody wants to eat the pizzas because they would be stale by now.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Drag-reduction technology for archers, or streamlining designed to make a vehicle "sail as fast as an arrow".
Chuck Yeager flew an experimental airplane dat employed such awesome "arrowdynamics" dat it "shot" across da sky and "pierced" da sound-barrier for da first time in history.
by QuacksO May 25, 2022
Da drag-coefficient properties of feather-tailed projectiles.
Boss Hogg's henchmen would dismissively scoff at da Duke Boys' using merely traditional Native-American weapons over their own seemingly-superior powder-and-lead firearms during wild car-chases, but they were not counting on da exceptional arrowdynamics of da Duo Cousins' projectiles, not to mention da fact dat said wooden/aluminum staffs were fitted with dynamite-sticks on their tips.
by QuacksO November 02, 2020
If Marie Skłodowska had harbored less curieosity about radium, she might not have lived such a miserable --- and tragically shortened --- life.
by QuacksO March 25, 2021
The term "pulpiteer" can also refer to one or more of the elders in a church who use their preacher as merely a "figurehead" or "mouthpiece on strings" to deceive their parishioners for their own greedy benefit and/or nefarious goals.
by QuacksO January 15, 2020