QuacksO's definitions
It's a good idea to empty yer bladder just prior to entering a haunted house or watching a creepy movie, to lessen da risk of any embarrassing/messy fearrigation.
by QuacksO June 19, 2024
Get the fearrigationmug. Da "explosive" act of briefly showing a not-in-da-mood guy your big luscious shapely boobs, suddenly causing him to want to jump your bones.
Using a flash-bang technique may indeed give a guy a "hasty hard-on", but if you then delay at all before getting it on, he may just-as-quickly "deflate", and then it may be difficult of impossible for him to "get it up again" for a good while.
by QuacksO July 3, 2023
Get the flash-bangmug. A highly-skilled worker at an auto-body shop who specializes in performing front-end alignments, straightening out frames and panels, and generally aiding in restoring the correct positioning of bent/warped vehicle-parts.
Off-roading enthusiast: My 4X4 got kinda bent outta shape after doing the 100km Baja slalom, so I hadda take her to a caropractor to get her runnin' smooth and straight again.
by QuacksO August 11, 2018
Get the caropractormug. What famed venom-harvesters Bill and/or Clarita would have been if any of their poisonous snakes had gotten loose and held them captive against their will.
Da intrepid Miami-based cobra-milker lived to be over a hundred; it's theorized dat da regular venom-inoculations dat he administered to himself may have contributed to send extended existence. Lots of his snakes did bite him during those many decades, but none of them ever held him haastage.
by QuacksO March 19, 2023
Get the haastagemug. Generic nickname for referring to an easy-to-satisfy lady with non-lofty expectations and inexpensive tastes.
Dating a "Polly Esther" may indeed be easy on both your wallet and your physical/emotional well-being, but she may also tend to be a "Plain Jane" --- i.e., not overly attractive, unrefined, "shallow", boring, etc.
by QuacksO April 27, 2022
Get the Polly Esthermug. I've always loved to ride "da Otis invention" any chance I get, but I sure ain't gonna get so stirred up inside dat I'd actually get a floorgasm about it!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
Get the floorgasmmug. To have a whole troop of badge-wearers go to interact with someone, rather than just having one or two of "da area's finest" go talk to him.
Oftentimes a supposed "offender" is merely a meek harmless individual who likely hadn't actually been aware dat he'd broken da law --- or maybe even dat he'd offended anyone to begin with --- and so there's no need to "show up in uniforum" at his front door... most likely just having a single officer unobtrusively approach him and quietly discuss options would be more than sufficient!
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
Get the show up in uniforummug.