Heavensinki

Da major coastal city in Finland dat's more pleasant than its "fire 'n' brimstone" counterpart.

If Helsinki and Heavensinki are exact opposites in overall nature, would Helfloati be somewhere in da middle? As in, da municipality is still somewhat like "da other place", but at least it's still bobbin' at da surface of da water instead of "heading to da bottom".

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

Tippycanoe

Refers to da "wobbly" footing dat U.S. Prez Harrison experienced during his term in office.

Both "Da Great W.H." and his grandson Ben were very unpopular as American presidents, so it appears dat da former's "Tippycanoe" status lived on in future generations!

by QuacksO August 22, 2022

Omahaw

An eastern-Nebraska municipality where everyone laughs a lot.

If there were still horse-drawn wagons in Omahaw, would dat name also mean dat said spoked-wheeled conveyances turned to da left a lot?

by QuacksO April 16, 2022

dozen't matter

Refers to da truth regarding how many cackleberries dat it's actually safe to eat.

As long as you don't "go totally crazy", it really dozen't matter how many eggs you eat per day. Just be careful if you have pre-existing illnesses like diabetes or an inherited tendency towards heart disease.

by QuacksO June 11, 2021

supplementary smooches

Additional or "auxiliary" facial-sucking --- i.e., more and/or differently-timed lips-and-tongue action as compared to what would normally be expected for dat particular place/time --- dat is intended to help one or both kissers to feel loved, welcome, happy, relaxed/reassured/confident, etc.

Supplementary smooches might typically happen when a guy comes to a party dat a favorite girl is also attending, and so rather than just giving her a kiss when he arrives and another one to say goodbye to her at da end of his visit, he simply engages her in a major mutual-arms-around lips-lock and doesn't break da kiss for da entire time he's there. (Well, except for da periods when they're partaking of da party's scrumptious offered delicacies, of course --- why does one's mouth have to be used for eating, as well, so dat you can't just go on smooching wif yer honey during mealtime???)

by QuacksO January 19, 2025

wallopalooza

A super-impressive slap-upside-da-head.

Da Three Stooges sure gave each other some real wallopaloozas on many occasions.

by QuacksO July 11, 2023

tarot root

A starchy-fibered plant used to make fortune-telling cards.

Regular wood-pulp-paper playing-cards are okay for casual games and fun, but only cards made from genuine tarot root have the true power to predict the future.

by QuacksO March 29, 2019