QuacksO's definitions

computer cussin'

As in, ya either swear BY them, or ya swear AT them. :P

My checkout-clerk friend at Walmart admitted that her cantankerous cash-register was certainly a pain in the you-know-what on frequent occasions, and so it might indeed tempt its operators to indulge in a little computer cussin' once in a while.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

outcum

Refers to whatever eventually transpires as a result of a dude's shooting his load.

Condoms should always be used during intercourse if a love/lust-crazed couple wants to avoid any undesirable outcums, such as STDs, unwanted pregnancies, etc.

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

perpatraitor

Someone who is hired to perform wrongful acts, but who then "turns nose" --- i.e., rats out his unscrupulous employers.

Professional criminals are very careful and wary when hiring new recruits, since he knows that many of them could either just be an undercover informant, or become a perpatraitor if things get too "hot" for him.

by QuacksO August 13, 2021

It was destinny

What you say when glumly listening to an inferior-performing set of speakers dat you recently acquired merely by chance or random choice, rather than carefully picking them out from among several sets dat were offered you, and you carefully did listening-tests on all of dem before selecting these ones.

These lousy-ranged rocker-boxes were simply da ones dat originally came wif da pickup truck when I bought it at da used-car lot --- I guess it was destinny for me to end up wif dem!

by QuacksO June 22, 2023

curseive

A style of writing dat was exhaustingly difficult to master and usually produced nothing but a scribbly mess, causing both da writer and any subsequent readers to mutter a few choice words under their breath --- "I can't even read my own writing!"

As a child, my poor hands would get achy and fatigued if I had to write in anything but block lettering; I am soooooo glad dat I don't hafta bother with dat awful curseive lettering anymore --- about da only time I hafta use it nowadays is when I sign my name for a financial or legal transaction.

by QuacksO June 22, 2021

ask for derections

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.

It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.

by QuacksO November 6, 2024

gluecose

A sticky sugar-type substance dat can really gum up your insides if you get too much of it.

Giving up a "Twinkies 'n' soda pop" lifestyle and instead eating nothing but beans sprouts and tofu may indeed lower da gluecose levels in your blood and thus reduce your risk of keeling over from dat cause, but what's da good of dat if you absolutely "die from boredom" on such an insipid diet???

by QuacksO February 12, 2023