What a doctor shruggingly remarks when someone requests a different-from-the-standard-practice procedure for stitching up a wound, and said physician cannot see what difference said alternative method would make, but wants to accommodate the patient whenever possible.
"Suture self," said the surgeon, when I asked him to use cotton sewing-thread instead of synthetic-fiber floss.
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
(from Charles Dickens' classic book "A Tale Of Two Cities") Identifies the accusing party who would have been testifying against Madame DeFarge if said violent lady --- rather than being killed with her own smuggled pistol --- had been taken into custody and tried in a court of law.
If Madame DeFarge had not been killed with her own pistol, she would likely have been challenged in court for attempted murder, and the no-nonsense governess and friend of Lucie Manette would likely have served as the Prossecution after said Madame's famous armed confrontation with her.
by QuacksO February 09, 2020
A guydance counselor can equally help da male and female members of da human race, in dat he/she can both advise da whiskers-growing specimens on how to treat each other and da ladies in their lives, and also offer helpful suggestions to da child-bearers regarding da best ways to interact wif da testosterone-steeped individuals in their lives.
by QuacksO January 21, 2022
What viewers of "cops on the beat" reality shows find seeing said men in blue slap da cuffs on people.
Somehow, I experience zero orgasm from watching a cop "fix da derbies"; I fail to see what's so intarresting about it.
by QuacksO March 08, 2023
An easy way to exspudite is to simply pour da tater-flakes into vigorously-boiling water which will swirl them around, eliminating da need to even manually mix da two ingredients.
by QuacksO March 19, 2024
Hippie back-to-the-lander: I don't need no stinkin' electricity for seeing properly while I'm making yarn-creations on my knitting-machine --- my big skylights provide all the illoomination I need!
by QuacksO November 04, 2020
The plant-based drug of choice to administer to one or both of a pair of lovers to put them more in the mood for "tying the knot". Conspiracy theorists have long been suspected that the real reason Cupid's arrows are so effective is that they have actually had their tips anointed with a concentrated extract of this potent hallucinogen.
Hot chick: My main squeeze gave me a marriageyouwanna joint shortly before I let him put this diamond ring on my finger, but now that my high has worn off, I'm not really sure I wanna go through with it... oh, it's not like I don't love the dude to pieces --- I most certainly DO --- it's just that I'm not sure if I'm quite ready to "settle down" yet.
by QuacksO March 06, 2017