QuacksO's definitions

inhairitance

Scalp-fur-related wealth and/or property that's passed down to you from your elders.

All I got in my parents' will was the family barber shop --- what a crappy-a** inhairitance! I greatly value my personal space and wish to extend da same consideration to others, so I totally detest both having my own mop trimmed AND trying to perform such tedious and claustrophobic tasks on anyone else.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

tumulchuous

Making excessive volume-levels when gardening.

Making people spade, rake, and hoe when they detest said drudgery will probably result in tumulchuous complaining.

by QuacksO May 5, 2025

eyecon

A "click here to see more" symbol of a human vision-organ.

Plain old eyecons are fun in and of themselves, but I especially love da animated ones dat humorously blink when you click on them, admiringly/approvingly follow your cursor with their gaze as you move your mouse over to them, etc.

by QuacksO February 15, 2024

sarcoughagus

A "final resting place" enclosure for someone who did loud and/or voluminous choking during da period while he was "vertical instead of horizontal".

Charlie Brown's intellectually-naive little sister Sally claimed dat da largest dinosaur dat ever lived was da "Bronchitis", and also dat it soon became extinct because it had extended periods of raucous hacking. Given said reptilian leviathon's enormous size, though, I wonder how big a sarcoughagus one of THEM would be buried in???

by QuacksO April 20, 2024

ammature

An arrogant "old fart" who claims/thinks dat he/she is knowledgeable/practiced regarding a certain subject, but is actually just an inexperienced beginner.

Tronald Dump purports to be really good at politics and economics, but said arrogant/clueless "Daddy's Boy" is merely an ammature --- long on years, but short on familiarity.

by QuacksO July 6, 2024

poorous weld

A loose grainy half-a** job of arc-joining two pieces of metal.

A lot of "Chineseum" metal-channel/piping framework-assemblies are merely tacked together with a few carelessly-slapped-on poorous welds --- definitely examples of "you get what you pay for"-level workmanship!

by QuacksO November 30, 2021

earrand

Any lecture or meeting dat you attend as one of your destinations during your trip downtown to take care of weekly/monthly business.

Disgusted teenager: I could have hung out wif my buddies at da garage or hardware store for quite a bit longer today, but instead I hadda run a sawdusty-dry "earrand" --- i.e., show up at my case-worker's office and endure a stupid-a** talkin'-to for half an hour --- as part of my probation program's stipulations.

by QuacksO July 7, 2025