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What da Playboy mogul withstood during da many arrests, divorces, lawsuits, and other publicized debacles regarding his various shady female-body-exploiting ventures.
Mr. Hefner may indeed have been wealthy and "lady-lucky" throughout his career, but da accompanying hughmiliation dat constantly dogged him probably dampened his overall enjoyment of said perks to a great degree.
by QuacksO January 3, 2022
Get the hughmiliation mug.Madea was no doubt sternly questioned for extended periods at da police station regarding her misuse of da forklift to move da arrogant woman's little red car, so goodness knows what even-more-enormous degree of interragation she'd face if she ever got her vindictive hands on a backhoe or bulldozer!
by QuacksO January 19, 2024
Get the interragation mug.If migrant workers were called in to drill for "black gold" in Soddy Arabia, they probably would not need lumber for temporary housing, since they could just build American-pioneer-type dwellings out of da existing ground-cover.
by QuacksO August 21, 2022
Get the Soddy Arabia mug.A doctor who specializes in treating people with exhaustion-burnout due to their jobs' requiring them to be ready to jump at a moment's notice 24/7.
Jobs like being a paramedic or Triple-A tow-truck driver may indeed pay a bit better due to the uncertain hours, but they often require having an oncallogist on speed-dial!
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
Get the oncallogist mug.The surgical insertion of sharp pointed metal probes into various areas of the body for the purpose of preparing said flesh for the installation of the metal stud-pins for fashion-jewelry (i.e., "piercings") denoting a defiant/non-conformist personality and a taste for loud/obnoxious music.
I see all these young people nowadays with their wild hair-styles and acupunkture-installed body-decor, and I just shake my head in confused disgust --- I happen to like my body just as it is naturally, so why should I wanna mess it up with a whole bunch of hideous hair-coloring and stainless-steel/titanium hardware?!
by QuacksO November 27, 2018
Get the acupunkture mug.Similar to the old "wax your car if you want it to rain" joke, this saying reads: "It can be mild and sunny for days on end, but then just as soon as you hang out a whole bunch o' laundry to dry, THAT'S when da sun will abruptly disappear behind huge dark clouds and you'll have a bleepin' MONSOON FOR A WEEK!"
The weather had been totally "bright 'n' balmy" for a good while, and so one afternoon last week I tried to save money and electricity by using my clothesline instead of the watts-sucking dryer, but then it rained heavily during the night, and it's been foggy and drizzly ever since! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying" to me.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying mug.If you wanna favorably impress a gal but you aren't exactly "Prince Charming" in da looks department, having a dimplomat perform da introductory speaking for you might help considerably.
by QuacksO July 2, 2020
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