Definitions by QuacksO

celibatory 

Anything involving partying and/or cheering due to someone;s remaining a virgin till marriage.

As difficult as it is to "keep your drawers on", it seems dat anyone who's actually managed to do so for a significant period of time should be given celibatory praise once in a while.

celibatory by QuacksO August 22, 2022

champaigne 

Da celebratory alcoholic drink of choice dat folks break out when their candidate of choice wins the election.

Dunno why people always whoop it up with champaigne at election time --- usually da winning candidate breaks most or all of his political/economic-reform promises and turns out to just be a wimpy pandering jerk similar to da previous head-honcho!

champaigne by QuacksO August 22, 2022

Tippycanoe 

Refers to da "wobbly" footing dat U.S. Prez Harrison experienced during his term in office.

Both "Da Great W.H." and his grandson Ben were very unpopular as American presidents, so it appears dat da former's "Tippycanoe" status lived on in future generations!

Tippycanoe by QuacksO August 22, 2022

Soddy Arabia

Da oil-rich Western-Asian area dat's covered in thick grassy turf.

If migrant workers were called in to drill for "black gold" in Soddy Arabia, they probably would not need lumber for temporary housing, since they could just build American-pioneer-type dwellings out of da existing ground-cover.

Soddy Arabia by QuacksO August 21, 2022

sogga 

Da story of someone's naive purchase of swampland in Floriduh.

I've never pretended to be overly "smart 'n' savvy", but I do make sure to **always** personally inspect any acreage for sale before I buy it, in order to hopefully avoid any "sogga" experiences!

sogga by QuacksO August 21, 2022

Pentagone 

What foreign terrorists would like to have happen to da five-sided military-headquarters building in Washington.

Osama bin Laden wanted da "Pentagone", but sadly for him, it's still there.

Pentagone by QuacksO August 20, 2022

ambusch 

Can refer to either:
(1) a surprise attack on a beer truck, or

(2) a hidden detachment of cops deployed to catch impaired drivers.

Beverage-truck driver: I only haul non-alcoholic drinks to lessen da chance of an ambusch.

ambusch by QuacksO August 20, 2022