What Garfield caused by claw-hooking a loose thread from Jon's knitted underwear as he loped past him on his way outdoors for a morning run, causing said "vulnerable to fraying" garment to rapidly and "vanishingly" unravel, and therefore leaving da unsuspecting Jon open to arrest for indecent exposure.
Garfield thought dat his creating a "thermal runaway" with Jon's jogging-garb was off-da-scale funny, but somehow da alarmed and enormously-humiliated Jon did not find said shocking event to be overly hilarious himself! :P
by QuacksO January 29, 2023
Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
Eels live differing lengths of time depending on species, habitat, whether or not they are in da wild or raised in captivity, etc., and so it's uncertain when a memorayal service will be held in any given locale.
by QuacksO May 29, 2023
A "between major events" time-period when off-color subject-matter either takes place or is discussed.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
Da sexual-release feeling dat someone who greatly prefers non-profit websites experiences when he brings up a page other than the ".com" type
Many organizations are indeed "in it for the money" even though they may not admit it, so visiting their websites is nothing to have a .org-asm about.
by QuacksO January 14, 2020
In the YouTube video of the cute little British girl going to see the clock mechanism at the top of the famous Parliament Building, she is directed to wear earmuffs due to the decibell level's being so high when the hours are tolled.
by QuacksO April 11, 2022
Apprehension dat you'll be charged extra for a certain service, as opposed to your being given/allowed it at no charge.
Carefully asking what costs are involved BEFORE starting/agreeing to conduct business transactions can help eliminate many instances of feear.
by QuacksO July 29, 2024