If I walk around naked, then potential muggers can see that I don't have anything of value with me, and so I should be a lot safer in Menacesota.
by QuacksO November 22, 2024
Why would the pre-WW2 von Trapp family wanna flee to JAPAN, of all places? Seems like they'd be safer in neutral Switzerland than as fujitives!
by QuacksO January 26, 2022
Open-ocean service can indeed be a great career for many people, but if you get seasick easily or are unsteady on yer feet, you might not be able to endure even one deckaide!
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
What a member of da "area's finest" --- especially one who never did too well in grammar-school --- finds himself faced with when trying to scribble out a summons-to-appear slip involving people/objects/locales with less-than-common names.
News flash --- Flustered MPs at da local naval-base encountered a major citation-spelling nightmare this evening when trying to write up a PECCARY who had committed da PECCADILLO of illegally entering da ARMORY and engaging in a PECKADILLO with an ARMADILLO dat it met there.
by QuacksO January 09, 2020
Refers to da sizeable "price tag" dat a gal wif similarly-sizeable chest-pillows may charge a soft-and-warm-flesh-craving guy for da privilege of feeling her up.
Gals wif breasts-augmentation implants might try to get thirsting-handed guys to spend big bucksom for touchy-feely privileges, but said horny studs should be aware dat said artificially-enlarged gazongas may not have da heavenly softness, soothing warmth, or satisfying "alive" feel of natural boobs.
by QuacksO March 08, 2022
In Pat McManus's hilarious article, "The MFFFF", da out-of-shape author describes how he detests any form of physical exercise; I imagine dat this would include aerowbics, as well --- he would likely opt for just using an outboard motor.
by QuacksO October 27, 2024
Whiz kids are supposed to be brilliant and talented; makes me wonder, therefore, if they are actually able to attain such exceptional bladder-control dat they can feel da need to pee whenever they choose, rather than merely letting Mother Nature decide when it's "time to go"?
by QuacksO February 24, 2023