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What wif more-modern ways of printing dat are better and cheaper, dot-matrix machines seldom make good speckonomics sense anymore.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
Get the speckonomicsmug. Well-behaved and frugal-minded youngsters may indeed have total respect for their mom and dad, and consider them to be their loyal/caring parentium; da problem arises when you introduce da somewhat-opposite-natured element "auntimony" into da mix, since said unwarranted generosity of funds tends to make said formerly-content-with-a-merely-modest-existence little ones greedy and always wanting more.
by QuacksO February 26, 2022
Get the parentiummug. Nightmarish visions dat Charlie Brown, Schroeder, and Linus experience regarding da tempestuous pint-sized brunette in their neighborhood.
Having da neighborhood bullyess behave anti-socially towards you and always yank da football away when you're running up to kick it is enough to give anybody hallucynations!
by QuacksO December 31, 2020
Get the hallucynationsmug. Refers to the mildly-indignant answer that you snortingly "toss back" at a seemingly-impertinent clueless who naively asks why you don't "just buy your way out" of a moderately-inconvenient/difficult/unpleasant situation, his not being familiar with the enormous financial outlay that said "easy-solution" choice/action would entail.
Two typical/everyday examples of an astronomical-cost retort would be with regards to having a garage come and pick up your presently-non-drivable vehicle instead of having a friend help you tow/push it the few miles to the garage with another vehicle ("Yeah, **sure** I could --- for a nice HUNDRED-BUCKS TOWING-CHARGE!"), or if you presently have to turn your well-pump on and off manually because it's "on its last legs" and so you always have to be "right there and ready" to quickly turn the pump back off to avoid damage if it doesn't immediately start up when you power it on ("Oh, yeah --- new pumps are indeed available --- you got an extra THOUSAND BUCKS OR MORE JUSS LAYIN' AROUND to get one installed??!"). Never fails to shut the impudent inquisitor right up!
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
Get the astronomical-cost retortmug. Alcoholics claim dat drinking beer helps to their emotional "wounds" become cotterized, but in da end, they usually wind up being far worse off, both physically and emotionally.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
Get the cotterizedmug. A question that parents should realize that they will have to resign themselves to frequently asking in the future if they decide to name their newborn son after his father.
Naming "Little Man" after Dad may indeed be a charming and awesome "father-son bonding" parental choice, but one should carefully consider the overall and "long-term" advisability of said decision, since it eventually will subject all members of the family to the burden of always having to ask, "Junior or Senior?" when they answer the telephone and the caller requests to speak to "John Smith".
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
Get the Junior or Senior?mug. Widespread public craziness over da infamously-ferocious-looking Looney-Tunes creature wif wildly-staring eyes, huge fangs, and brown fur.
Da early '90's was a period of considerable tazmania, what wif so many folks attaching those revolting "Back off!" mud-flaps to their vehicles.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
Get the tazmaniamug.