Brigand Young

A dumb-a** Bible-thumping extremist who led bands of marauding followers to ambush and rob innocent travelers and homeowners.
Besides being a prolific robber-baron, Brigand Young also had multiple wives, so I suppose that his resulting many children could be termed to be "Brigand's young", as well.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
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bedtime-vs.-age debacle

Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.
Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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bare with me

What I'd honestly thought the hot-bodied gym-teacher had meant when she spoke to me while momentarily preoccupied with some paperwork prior to helping me with my workout; as you might imagine, I subsequently felt kinda stupid after seeing her shocked expression when she glanced back up from her desk --- still fully garbed in her own exercise-outfit --- and saw me standing there stark-naked in front of her.
Anytime a hot chick says, "bare with me", I prudently wait to see if she actually starts to disrobe herself before I drop my own trousers... she might have simply meant that she wanted me to be patient with her while she processed an unavoidable delay before joining and/or assisting me.
by QuacksO July 28, 2019
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audioacity

Describes the disrespectful/radical practice of playing/producing one or more sound-items (i.e., bodily-functions, speech/music, etc.) that are either of excessive volume or too shocking in content to be acceptable in the venue in which you chose to proffer said eardrum-fodder.
The organist at a sports-gathering played "Three Blind Mice" when the game's three umpires made a call that both the organist and many of the fans disapproved of --- talk about audioacity!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
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staroids

High-powered mind-and-body-altering drugs that cause the user to just completely "space out" and gaze blankly at random objects/people for long periods of time without blinking.
Someone on staroids would do well to obtain a 24/7 assistant to administer eyedrops regularly.
by QuacksO June 05, 2017
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Stromboli Thurmond

Da infamously-white-biased "puppet on a string" of mid-20th-century politics.
If Stromboli Thurmond was mean to Pinocchio, does this indicate dat he was prejudiced against wooden marionettes, favoring real live people instead?
by QuacksO July 13, 2021
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czechout-clerk

A store-cashier in a Central European country.
I love buxom girls, and according to the official boob-map of the world, the women in the entire Swiss-German area have chests that are a D-cup average, so perhaps dating a few czechout-clerks would be a good start.
by QuacksO December 20, 2019
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