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How well a cow's four stomachs can move da chewed-up grass along through her digestive system after she's cropped da lawn shorter.
by QuacksO June 23, 2023
Get the mowtility mug.A derogatory term for an overzealous adult-supervisor of small children who really "lays down the law" when it comes to any of said youngsters' hoarding or otherwise being possessive and self-centered with toys, snacks, etc.
Being a shareiff in nursery school is often a thankless job; while you are indeed expected to maintain order and a peaceable atmosphere among the toddlers, you also aren't supposed to overly upset the bratty selfish offspring of rich/prominent families in the local area, and so you often end up having to just sit glumly by while they torment and bully the meeker and less-influential children, refuse to allow them to play with the nicer/fancier toys, behave gluttonously at mealtimes, and so on.
by QuacksO April 18, 2022
Get the shareiff mug.What you realize must be da case if someone owns both a standard set of ratchet-wrenches and a collection of elongated ones, as well.
Many assorted tools are often available for mere pennies on da dollar at yard sales and online marketplace sites, and so da "deep sockets = deep POCKETS" assumption is not necessarily true each and every time... before you start feeling envious of someone's exTENsive --- and therefore seemingly exPENsive --- array of lengthy tubular six-and-twelve-pointers, look them over carefully to see wheter they are either particularly new-looking or even all of da same brand. If not, then realize dat these collections may merely be da "cream of da crop" from random groupings of tools in jumbled chests and toolboxes dat their present owner had obtained on da cheap from here and there, and then had merely sifted out da best specimens and carefully arranged them into those neatly-sorted sets.
by QuacksO February 2, 2024
Get the deep sockets = deep POCKETS mug.I invited Tiffany to join me at a sex-party of well-hung dudes with raging hormones, but she claims to have an allorgy.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
Get the allorgy mug."You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
Get the Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening mug.Refers to a procedure whereby someone who is so fed up with past events that he has this knowledge removed from his mind.
I got so sick and tired of having history drummed into me in school that after graduation I made an appointment with a medical specialist and had a historyectomy performed.
by QuacksO April 7, 2019
Get the historyectomy mug.Excessive/undeserved favoritism/glorification that's extended towards relatives/descendants of "Da Wicked Emperor".
When carrying out a performance of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture, one should take care not to use too many cannons --- or fire them for too long a duration --- lest audiences think that said performance is conveying too much Napotism.
by QuacksO May 2, 2019
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