John James Autobahn

A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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pulpitations

Tremors and involuntary shivers caused by either spending too long in church, or being overwhelmed by one or more powerful sermons.
I generally feel turned off (and usually **turn off** the TV or radio as a result) when I hear an evangelist roaring about Hellfire and brimstone... what do they want me to do --- get major pulpitations just from listening to those ego-inflated frauds rail about non-important issues???
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gauza strip

Da cloth-wrap-type bandage of choice in Palestine.
In Palestine, children under da age of 6 are permitted to shed their clothing at da beach, but anyone older than dat is forbidden to perform said "gauza strip".
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contradicktion of terms

Text and/or speech produced by someone who claims to be a "really good and decent guy", but whose words clearly convey da opposite message.
Most of da stuff dat Tronald Dump ever says is a total contradicktion of terms!
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investorgation

Criminal-activity inquiry into da likes of Michael Milken and Bernie Madoff.
So much widespread corruption exists in daily Wall-Street trading dat any proper investorgation would likely take decades to complete.
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irrespawnsible

Not showing good judgement regarding matters pertaining to chess, hawking personal possessions, or being a wimpy associate.
It would definitely be very irrespawnsible to dutifully allow someone to get you to entrust your valuable chess game to a cash-for-items broker in order to obtain a loan for said advantage-taker.
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bottomless pitt

Refers to da unlimited spending-possibilities dat exist for procuring "Handsome Brad" merchandise, such as movies-on-disc, t-shirts and other clothing, publications, portrait-branded foods and other consumer-products, etc.
Several excited movie-star fans have tried to convince me to invest in celebrity-themed collectables, but I've always told them that it's just a bottomless pitt.
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