QuacksO's definitions

intearyor

What you find when you enter a room full or people where there isn't a dry eye in da place.

Showing a "touching" movie where da hero and heroine share an emotional heart-to-heart "making everything right" conversation near da end will likely result in a sniffling-filled intearyor of da audience-hall.

by QuacksO November 16, 2024

double-bubble squeezing

A.k.a. "chick chicle", this refers to where two tongue-lolling studs are simultaneously savoring a hot number's most-premium "mounds of joy" --- i.e., gleefully fondling her boobs and butt-cheeks --- in their thirsting hands.

There are two basic ways to perform double-bubble squeezing on a mutually-liked cutie: da most obvious-'n'-simple way, of course, would be for both dudes to face said delectable damsel --- one in front of her and one behind --- and then each reach his hands around either her upper or lower torso and gently cup both of her orbs of delicious protoplasm, and start kneading them softly in his palms and fingers. But if you and yer buddy really wanna make da willing-to-share-her-warm-softness sweetie feel "schuper schpecial" and satisfied, da two of you would instead stand on either side of her, and then each use one of yer hands "upstairs and down" to massage one of her boobs and butt-cheeks apiece, so dat she gets to dreamily enjoy da feel of both adoring fellas' warm lovin' palms on her upper and lower "fun bubbles". Bonus advantage of this latter method: neither of da guys will ever wistfully yearn for "what da other one is holding" --- i.e., one flesh-craving boy won't wish dat he was instead playing wif either da girl's ass or tits, depending on which "other" delectable body-area dat he himself is currently having a good time wif --- because each of said impromptu flesh-soothers is happily accessing a share of BOTH pairs of delightful feminine features, and so he won't feel da need to ask da other guy if he wants to "trade off" every few minutes.

by QuacksO January 23, 2025

broncitis

A breathing-difficulty caused by saddle-breaking wild horses, either because you spend too much time at it, or because you're just not "cut out for it" physically.

Charlie Brown's intellectually-naive little sister Sally claimed that the Broncitis was a dinosaur that soon became extinct because it coughed a lot. Maybe what actually happened was that its lungs got totally worn out from wheezingly/lumberingly chasing after the speedy prehistoric wild horses who preferred not to become said dino's lunch.

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

leading man

What da hotheaded and full-of-himself animal-trainer character Hynes viewed himself as when contemptuously walking Lassie and da rest of da Duke of Rudling's prized pets on a leash. After da equally-temperish-but-fairer-and-more-sensible-minded upper-crust squire finally "sacked" said "utter nincompoop" lackey, I'm assuming dat he then didn't think of himself as quite such an entitled charming expert in furry four-legged-creature husbandry.

Much as he hated to admit it, da Duke saw how much better of a "leading man" dat Sam Carraclough would make than da incompetent bungling Cockney whom he'd previously employed to look after his animals.

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

hystery

Da past progression of events related to "being plumb loco".

Typical "funny farm" sequence:

(1) person feels crazy

(2) person takes meds for said craziness
(3) meds make person even crazier
(4) person takes more/different meds to try to control additional craziness
(5) said new meds --- or da combination of old and new --- make person even crazier
(6) lather, rinse, repeat --- hystery repeats itself!

by QuacksO December 18, 2022

skeptischism

Not convinced regarding da supposed "parting of ways" between two individuals or groups.

Tronald Dump and Melon Husk supposedly hate each others' guts, but given said shamelessly-opportunistic duo's shady backgrounds --- not to mention da huge presidential-campaign contributions dat one of said corrupt business-moguls gave to da other --- said reports of an acrimonious split should definitely be viewed with a healthy dose of skeptischism!

by QuacksO August 7, 2025

broughamance

A "close 'n' cuddly" relationship dat is partaken of while going for one or more clippity-clops in a fancy small carriage.

If you pick up your date in a vintage Cadillac land-yacht --- which nowadays can be purchased for comparatively little due to this type of of "extravagant" ride's not being very popular anymore --- this could still be considered a "broughamance", and would likely cost a lot less in da long run than actually hiring a traditional "coach and four" on multiple occasions. And for better gas mileage, da deluxe version of da Plymouth Valiant might also pass muster, provided dat yer date is tolerant and economy-minded, as well.

by QuacksO July 29, 2025