relaytionship

Refers to a type of romantic interaction whereby one of the lovebirds is merely trying to use said romance as a "bridge" or "stepping stone" to either gain access to someone else who's close to his romantic partner (i.e., he figures that he needs to "milk the cow to get to the calf"), or to favorably impress said partner on behalf of a buddy of his who is currently without a snuggle-bug, so that he can then "pass along" said lover to said buddy.
Spoiled-brat Nellie Olson smirkingly confided in Laura Ingalls that she actually didn't give a hoot about Cap Garland for himself; she was actually wanting to pursue Cap's best buddy Almanzo Wilder (whom Laura eventually ended up marrying herself, of course), and so she had befriended Cap merely to allow herself an excuse to get closer to Almanzo. Sounds like a classic relaytionship to me!
by QuacksO July 02, 2019
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mowtivation

What's lacking in a majority of today's lazy-a** teenagers when asked to do a little yard-work.
Red Green shows how to set up a "lack of motion" detector to remind a mowtivation-impaired youngster to stay focused on his assigned outdoor chores; what Red neglected to think of, though, was dat said indolent teen could merely set up a lawn-sprinkler or electric fan to fool da sensor, and then stretch out to take a nap or text on his phone.
by QuacksO November 15, 2021
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came to blows

Rather than alluding to a physical altercation, this much-more-benign past event was merely where a dude ejaculated from being sucked off.
I really liked da hot chick who attended da neighborhood barbecue, and so I asked her if she'd give me some head. She agreed, but since she'd arrived with another fellow, I avoided any potential unpleasantness by asking him if he was okay with dat. He gave his consent, and so da only thing dat "came to blows" was my cock inside said cutie's mouth.
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
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symmetree

What a gardener strives to attain wif his hedge-trimmers.
I love da "random look" --- i.e., how leafed and needled plants are in their natural state. I don't need symmetree.
by QuacksO November 05, 2023
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whamnesia

A lack of memory regarding having engaged in a bouncy-bouncy with a fellow human.
As many flings as Bill Clinton has partaken in ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton"), it's little wonder that he might claim whamnesia about at least a few of them.
by QuacksO April 18, 2022
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irrashional behavior

Crazed antics caused by having irritated reddened skin.
As much misery as adolescents often suffer with acne, it's little wonder than so many of them exhibit such irrashional behavior a lot of the time.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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alphabetical organic

Assorted wacky 'n' wonderful "A to Z" words relating to da "naturally created" topic:
boarganic: Naturally raised "bacon on da hoof".
boreganic: What da "back to da land" spiel of a "health-food hippie" often is.
Coorganic: Da "pure and natural" way to get drunk.
coreganic: What's left after you finish munching a wild apple.
doorganic: Da hinged front entrance to a health-foods store.
foreganic: A "viva le Woodstock" dude playing golf.
fourganic: A hippie-farmer quartet.
goreganic: "No artificial substances were used in da making of this horror flick." (It may include one or more "inconvenient truths", however.)
hoarganic: Pale-gray pigment made from natural substances.
loreganic: Grampa telling about da "good ol' days" on da family farm.
moreganic: Additional bean-sprouts and tofu.
noirganic: Variant of Definition "G" above.
norganic: It isn't naturally gown, either.
oarganic: Where you ate a whole-foods meal before rowing a boat.
Additional examples of "alphabetical organic" include:
poorganic: Not so rich as da chemical-fertilizer-using neighboring farm, but having a 100% clear conscience when you market your garden-produce.
poreganic: Healthily-unclogged skin-vents from avoiding artificial food-ingredients.
pourganic: Da "plain white yogurt" dat's tipped out from da "hand-thrown pottery jar" by da infamous "closet junk-food junkie" in Larry Groce's classic song.
roarganic: A non-domesticated lion.
soarganic: What those delightful fluffy li'l ol' songbirds do after happily pecking up their fill of naturally-raised seeds at your backyard feeder.
soreganic: How a hippie-farmer feels after laboriously tending his naturally-fertilized rows all day.
toreganic: Ripped by hand instead of with a machine.
tourganic: Where a hippie shows you around his spread.
woreganic: Only donning natural-fiber duds.
yoreganic: "'Way back in da back-to-da-land movement" tales, as described in Definition "L" above.
yourganic: Natural stuff dat belongs to you.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
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